Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Jack Awful]

The thing about it is, Chris doesn't admit he likes "da homo males" unless there's something in it for him. Like, sex he'll never get again. So for him to be serious is.... seriously fucking amazing. As some Kiwis here seem to think that he's being honest and true when he's defending gay men.

Spoiler

Plowing infertile soil doesn't count.

If progressive clickbait shit from Buzzfeed, Lizzie the Lezzie, etc. didn't become popular he'd probably still hate the homos.
He only supports gay rights because it's trendy.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris wants to wear a vagina necklace.

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh you've got to be kidding me. Trolls are homophobic now. So basically Chris was anti-gay and all the trolls were homosexuals, now that he's gay ( excuse me a "lesbian" because he still doesn't like the word gay) all trolls are homophobic. He really does see everything in black and white like a child.

I'm glad some are not drinking the fanta/navy flavored kool-aid.
This is just Chris trying to force himself into any victim space he can to use as a platform to yell at da
Chris has gotten quite a troll-troon following, so I doubt people that tell him the truth are homophobic.

Chris wants to wear a vagina necklace.

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Trolls are missing out on a great opportunity.

Of course, a depraved fetishist like Chris would wear something like to just be more histrionic than usual.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris wants to wear a vagina necklace.

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What's with the Tumblr feminist's obsession with vaginas?
Like its seems whenever there's some kind of clothing, food, craft item, etc. featured on one of these blogs it either looks like a vagina, made in the vagina, uses something that comes out of the vagina, involves something related to the vagina (IE Lena Dunham's ovary sweater), etc.
Is it because cis men don't have them?

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I think we may be making a bit too much of Chris now supporting the gays. I mean, Die Chris and all, but he is hardly the only person whose views on the gays have changed pretty radically over the last decade or so.

I agree with you there, I don't think he is TRUE and HONEST like he claims to be regarding being tolerant.

What's with the Tumblr feminist's obsession with vaginas?
Like its seems whenever there's some kind of clothing, food, craft item, etc. featured on one of these blogs it either looks like a vagina, made in the vagina, uses something that comes out of the vagina, involves something related to the vagina (IE Lena Dunham's ovary sweater), etc.
Is it because cis men don't have them?

I once heard on the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo" vaginas being called ham wallets

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris wants to wear a vagina necklace.

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Why is there a glittery space image inside the vag?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I once heard on the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo" vaginas being called ham wallets

Chris would not pass up the opportunity to wear a pickle pocket around his neck.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Chris would not pass up the opportunity to wear a pickle pocket around his neck.

nope

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, Chris liked these two cartoons. One is entitled "Cat Clap!" Sorbet must have an STD, and Chris' favorite Pokemon makes a cameo in it. The other video is entitled "Amy The Squirrel--A Walk in the park". This video proves that Chris really does not support or understand women's rights because if he did, he would not be watching a video about a female squirrel feeling herself up while other male squirrels cartoonishly ogle her and breasts. Though, it does fit into the autogynephilia fetish.
Toward the end of the video, it is revealed that she is also an airhead.

 

[Trilby]

So, Chris liked these two cartoons. One is entitled "Cat Clap!" Sorbet must have an STD, and Chris' favorite Pokemon makes a cameo in it. The other video is entitled "Amy The Squirrel--A Walk in the park". This video proves that Chris really does not support or understand women's rights because if he did, he would not be watching a video about a female squirrel feeling herself up while other male squirrels cartoonishly ogle her and breasts. Though, it does fit into the autogynephilia fetish.
Toward the end of the video, it is revealed that she is also an airhead.

Well Eric Schwartz wouldn't have it any other way!

I hope Chris never discovers the recently ended "Sabrina Online" strips!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

If progressive clickbait shit from Buzzfeed, Lizzie the Lezzie, etc. didn't become popular he'd probably still hate the homos.
He only supports gay rights because it's trendy.

And because Bob has been worm bait for 6 years.

 

[SOINCHU]

So, Chris liked these two cartoons. One is entitled "Cat Clap!" Sorbet must have an STD, and Chris' favorite Pokemon makes a cameo in it. The other video is entitled "Amy The Squirrel--A Walk in the park". This video proves that Chris really does not support or understand women's rights because if he did, he would not be watching a video about a female squirrel feeling herself up while other male squirrels cartoonishly ogle her and breasts. Though, it does fit into the autogynephilia fetish.
Toward the end of the video, it is revealed that she is also an airhead.

Not that his obsession with Sanic didn't already hint at it, but is his liking of these videos the beginnings of True and Honest Furry Chris?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I wonder if Chris will get this one, too.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if Chris will get this one, too.

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That's unlikely, Chris doesn't really get anything.

Spoiler: More Appropriate Shirts For Chris

 

[Tonberry]

How many variations of 'I'm done adulting' shirts are there, and how many of them will Chris buy?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How many variations of 'I'm done adulting' shirts are there, and how many of them will Chris buy?

I don't know, but somewhere Chris is probably hiding a "I'm done adulting, let's become women" shirt. It's carefully hidden so trolls won't realize his true intentions

 

[The Giver]

The most interesting thing about him liking that shirt is that it is the first time I've seen him show interest in Sailor Moon in quite sometime (unless I'm mistaken). It's honestly a bit surprising that Chris isn't more of a weeb, given his life destroying interest in vidya, mlp, and children's toys. Even his initial interest in Sailor Moon was only a thing because of Megan, iirc

 

[InTheSidePocket]

@Marvin, inquiring minds want to understand, has Chris truly converted to accepting all forms of the LGBTQ community? For whatever reason that may be.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

 

[Mark Corrigan]

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You're not a woman, Chris. Plus, you smell like rotten watermelons.