God damn and Chris says he’s not cartoony
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It appears Chris has confused the word "overworked" with "stressing out that a cartoon I have no control over is updating its characters/storyline."
Also, instead of stress sighing he's gone to stress-neighing? Is that what anyone else hears?
Also, instead of stress sighing he's gone to stress-neighing? Is that what anyone else hears?
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Each day he strays further from GodBear.
Nice one, Chris, that one'll make her unblock you and have your little Sonichu Babies for sure
No_one
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GodBear is dead. The CPUs killed him.
Silver Octopus
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This has got to be my favourite tweet by Chris...
asperhes
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I don't know, Chris is so transparent I have a hard time believing the story of long-lost brother Bionic isn't really about Cole. We know for a fact that Chris was lonely as a child, so I don't think it's far-fetched for Chris to wish the brother he barely knew (or, you know, anyone) was there to play with him. Chris didn't know anything about Cole, but he also didn't know anything about the high school gal-pals he fantasized about for ten fucking years and hoped to turn into sweethearts. I believe Christian and the Hedgehog Boys was modeled after Cole's bands out in California. Obviously Chris isn't grieving Cole now, but it's certainly interesting that he STILL wants Cole to show up to take care of Barb and give Chris money.
As an aside, I was re-reading Chris's story about Bionic, written when he was 18, and it features a magical portal between dimensions which allows Bionic and Sonic to reunite. So Chris has been into this trans-dimensional wish-fulfillment shit for a very long time.
BScCollateral
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I am not religious, but still: may Almighty God protect and console the normies who encounter Chris and, just for a moment, doubt their own sanity.
Also, Tara Strong.
Well, Tara's going to block him now. Seriously, instead of sending a DM about it, you overcast her tweet with your nonsense..
jc17
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And here she probably thought cloppers were the only ones she needed to worry about.
Nice one, Chris, that one'll make her unblock you and have your little Sonichu Babies for sure
Next, Chris will be spamming all the voice actors to boycot the new G5 show, "No amount of money is worth turning your back on your fellow ponies!"
Mate. She blocked him long ago.
jc17
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"I just Know she has magical powers! Here, let me throw her of the balcony and her flight will Emerge like the Pegasus I know She is!"
Ah my daily Chris cycle.
Morning: you know, Chris isn't so bad, he needs our help!
Afternoon: Go fuck yourself Chris!
Really? Then why can he tweet to her (why is his tweet visible), unless this is a photoshop?
BScCollateral
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No, she plays a unicorn ... uh, so I'm told. By friends.
He's following her. Whether she's even aware he's there is a moot point. There's a bit on the CWCki - currently not loading for me - explaining how she chewed him out, in a spectacular bit of misunderstanding, as a bullying troll.
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