I think The Captain's actions were more altruistic than anything, and they certainly never smoked weed with Chris. That could get Chris in real trouble that he can't imaginary play away. And regardless of his stupidity, Chris is still partially complicit to letting himself be exploited here. Despite their preferred pronouns, the TTS seems to be barely legal China. Even the tiniest bit of testosterone left in Chris's sack is going to compel him to orbit these bitches just in case a lesbian sleepover spontaneously occurs.