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[InternetCivilian]

Tiapunky/selfinserttrash @ tumblr

A repuslsive exhibitionist fangirl with no shame for her public indecency. (Her friends ain't any better)

Spoiler: NSFW:

 

[Bluey]

I been a bit hesitant, but I have two.

https://pokemaster1296.deviantart.com And yes. That is him on his avatar. He's in his 20 and seems to care about inflation and low quality artists. Like people such as BlueCatRiolu, Darlaloons or Genstar, he also has a nose for drama. He stalks another user and pesters them over their art and is pretty clingy as hell.

https://catfan180.deviantart.com

She is really into Lenny and Carl from the Simpsons. Her art has been shared in the DA Horrors thread.

 

[lemongrab]

I have someone who is long overdue for a thread, and more and more keeps coming out about him.

His name is Shaf Patel. If you're on twitter and check Trump's tweets, Shaf typically has the first reply (or at least one of the top) on the list condemning him, usually via botting. He claims to be a totally blind hacker from the UK (or now in Canada or something).

Shaf's twitter is twitter.com/shafpatel (archive.md)

In January, he was caught self-harassing via twitter. He later claimed that it was a joke with a friend of his.

Spoiler: large image

After this happened, an admin in one of the facebook communities for 2600 magazine wrote a post about this guy, and the comments section filled up with stories of Shaf's sexual harassment, generally being a weirdo and more of his lies. The admin in question also mentioned he was banned from 2600's communities, and a recommendation to ban him from the next convention (slated for this July) has gone in.

Spoiler: Facebook thread

Shaf is :islamic:, if you didn't know that already by the name, and condemns anything he thinks is haram.
Here he is complaining about alcohol. (archive.md)
Talking about memorizing the Quran entirely. (archive.md)

A few years ago, Shaf had a massive hard-on for Julian Assange, and was baited into going somewhere to get a copy of wikileaks-forum's database... because Assange totally would ask a nobody like Patel to do that, right?
Read the first post, and toss out the rest. (archive.md)

Hopefully that's good enough. I personally find his blind crusade against Trump amusing, figured you guys would too.

edit: this is here because i thought this write-up was trash, and if someone more talented things he's interesting, this is all i've got.

 

[Benoit Bals]

Good morning. I've wondered for a while if a place like this exists and recently I've had it suggested to me by a couple different people so it's probably an ideal fit. I do have newbie-itis though and don't want to screw anything up, but I have what I think is an IDEAL candidate for a lolcow. I even had the recommendation that she be given the title dramacow.

There is so much information and so much history that I'm afraid of turning this whole thing into a tl/dr so I'll give you the ultra-condensed version and hopefully someone can suggest where to go from there.

Scenario: She is a moderator on Disqus, a hardcore ultra-right wing Christian who goes by the name Lady Checkmate. She has censored and banned over 99% of the people who have come to her channels to discuss anything (NOT an exaggeration...her Faith & Religion page boasts over 70,000 members and at any given time there are about 15). She also runs a "news" channel. She also runs a "resolution" channel where people can bring complaints about her bans, and she usually just removes all content from it and deletes and bans the user who complained so there is no way anyone can tell they were ever there in the first place.

This might just sound like a person who runs an echo chamber but on no, there is SO much more and again I'm trying hard not to write a tl/dr. Even though this will get "l" there is much to "r" about. You would imagine that treating people poorly for so long, people who just want to use a Disqus channel for discussion, which is its whole purpose, would amass a lot of pissed off people who want to troll the living hell out of her, and that's exactly what DOES happen but she's so deluded that she tells her "saints" (yes that's what she calls them) that it's ONE hyper-obsessed troll using hundreds of Disqus accounts, constantly logging off and on, to troll her.

That's enough for now.

She's been mentioned briefly here, initially by Feline Darkmage:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-61

...which references the best "starting points" for Lady Checkmate here:
http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=Lady+Checkmate
http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7632.0
http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7632.0
Question: Where do I go from here? I'm sitting on a wealth of stuff...should I enlist the help of a seasoned Kiwi to transform it all into a work of art? She deserves to be immortalized, that much I can promise you.

 

[wheeliescootermain]

Hoo boy... how do I even begin. So you know how people see stuff as cringeworthy regardless of how subjective the subject matter is? Well, imagine trying to threaten entire groups of artists off of the Internet (keyword being "trying") that make stuff you think is positively Satanic... and at the same time have less self-awareness than Chris himself(herself?), the grammar of a typical Russian porn-bot, and an absolute boner for the Emoji Movie. Enter Sherman.
https://kingsherman777.deviantart.com/
https://plus.google.com/107512619739444760767
And that's not all. This guy's not alone, not by a long shot.
https://plus.google.com/communities/112260110801515263958
Barring the people who are clearly fighting against him, this is basically his own army of sheep that blindly follow his orders. I don't trust myself to make a thread without looking like a fool in the process, but the amount of comic gold in those comments sections is too good to ignore.
This should be a decent indicator of what to expect.

 

[autism420]

Someone please find out more about this guy and make a thread about him. He's some 25 year old tweaker, I think from OK

https://www.reddit.com/user/mr42ndstblvdlives

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN-pPWp2WGKj3kRqaFQfFEg

videos consist of him melting plastic for no reason and making unsafe battery holders for some fucking reason.

His reddit account is FULL of gems:

On teachers:

30k a year and they only work 9 months.

I'm over here busting my ass for 12k a year and I work 6 days a week.

Yea. They have it so fucking bad....

Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

things that didn't happen:

This chick pierced her clit and nipples during in school suspension with a paper clip.

The entire class mostly guys a few chicks where glued to this chick while it was going down

doesn't want a ferrari they're such pieces of shit:

lol like i want a piece of shit that breaks down every 1000 miles.

whats funny is ferrari started because lambo tractors where shit.

so he built some not shit tractors and eventually a car.

now anytime i here about ferrari all i think about is over priced shit that falls apart. LOL

good job ferrari you spit in the face of your founder by being exactly what he was trying to NOT BE

Seriosuly this guy is a gold mine

 

[Surly]

I would love to see a thread for people who believe in GangStalking. I'm getting weirdly obsessed with watching these videos, because I can't seem to figure out how people who ramble like this function enough to make money and feed themselves. Check this guy out as an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcACJOnlzyk

 

[m0rnutz]

With the help of @zedkissed60 , we were able to acquire this info on a very popular tumblr blogger in the trannysphere. Every meme you see that features text about how being gay is fun in multiple fonts, that's all from her, or used to be.

Birthname: Ryan James Stimson,
Current name: Luna Stimson
City: Grand Island NE
Old YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyB9RZ60Aho
Current Tumblr: gaylor-moon.tumblr.com
Facebook 1: https://www.facebook.com/chibigay/?ref=br_rs
Facebook 2: https://www.facebook.com/ladylunaa13?fref=ufi&rc=p

Father:
        Tom V Stimson
        https://www.facebook.com/tvstimson
     
 Sister:
        Cara Kuhl
        https://www.facebook.com/cara.kuhl.5
     
 Relatives:
        Nathan Stimson
        https://www.facebook.com/nathan.stimson.735
     
        Kindra Stimson
        https://www.facebook.com/kindra.stimson

A search on the site turns up mentions in posts with screencaps.

Second is a comic site with some known faces and some new ones. In particular @zedkissed60 helped me with a Mady G.

https://shmeecherz.newgrounds.com
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=shmeecherz&ia=web
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/856323/shmeecherz
https://thenib.com/mady-g
https://www.facebook.com/madygoodvibes
http://www.madyg.com
https://www.instagram.com/madygcomics/
http://madygcomics.tumblr.com
https://twitter.com/madygcomics
https://www.instagram.com/madygcomics/

For more exceptional artists, see https://thenib.com/authors
They mostly post a lot of shit about being trans, being millennials, and being anti-Trump.

edit: giving credit where credit due

 

[deconstruction burger]

I'm not sure exactly how many of you are savvy on the Youtube Fitness scene, but I definitely think AlphaDestiny has got potential on here in the "Manosphere" category.

Alexander Leonidas (and yes, he swears to God that's his real name), more commonly known as AlphaDestiny, is a popular Fitness Youtuber, personal trainer, dietitian, and self-proclaimed PUA extraordinaire from Montreal. He got his start back in 2013 with his first video:

And quickly gained attention amidst the boom in Youtube Fitness at the time for his shtick of having the "rawest, realest channel on Youtube". He would upload videos about seduction (which are blocked/deleted now), videos on which muscles women find attractive, and was a prolific Jason Blaha nuthugger back in the day before Jason's downfall after being exposed by fitmisc.com in the last few years.

But it seems that Alex doesn't heed the phrase "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it", because he follows in Jason's footsteps more and more as his ego & fanbase grows:
-he constantly deletes comments, both when people disagree with him and when he realizes that he got mad and sperged out; but there are older comments he forgot about like:


-he's a Nice Guy in denial, thinks that women are the problem and not him, doesn't want to marry unless his wife is pretty much a meat puppet that he can fuck occasionally:


But one of the most telling pieces as of late is something users on /fit/ brought to everybody's attention: you see, there was a popular copypasta going around from his website where he was discussing Why Girls Hate The Dad Bod, and he told this story originally:

“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

But recently, he had completely omitted this story from the linked article, and this was after he denied not reading other boards online that talk about him.

Like I said, I think he COULD be a potential mine of tard cum, but I'm hesitant to get my hopes up after people pretty much ignored the Jason Genova and Jason Blaha threads from long before.

Other links:
Twitter
Instagram
Steam
Facebook

 

[Windows 98]

I'm not a big-time poster and I've never made a thread, but I think VCR-Wolfe / Vinny / BirdBones is definitely milk worthy. I've seen a few other kiwis mentioned her before. I think she'd be either a tumblr or an artcow.

this would be a tl;dr so to summarize:
obese cane-using insane transtrender
loves vagina, has an obsession with huge clits, parents give them HRT her shots
despite being obviously white she pretends to be 1/16th NATIVE AMERIKUN
has a billion fetishes like vore, beastiality, transgenderism, size difference, again huge clits, etc
screams at their fans non-stop
lied about going into anaphylactic shock and dying lol
recycles the same autistic phrases "my autistic-ass" "big bad trans"
ugly art but that's neither here nor there

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Good morning. I've wondered for a while if a place like this exists and recently I've had it suggested to me by a couple different people so it's probably an ideal fit. I do have newbie-itis though and don't want to screw anything up, but I have what I think is an IDEAL candidate for a lolcow. I even had the recommendation that she be given the title dramacow.

There is so much information and so much history that I'm afraid of turning this whole thing into a tl/dr so I'll give you the ultra-condensed version and hopefully someone can suggest where to go from there.

Scenario: She is a moderator on Disqus, a hardcore ultra-right wing Christian who goes by the name Lady Checkmate. She has censored and banned over 99% of the people who have come to her channels to discuss anything (NOT an exaggeration...her Faith & Religion page boasts over 70,000 members and at any given time there are about 15). She also runs a "news" channel. She also runs a "resolution" channel where people can bring complaints about her bans, and she usually just removes all content from it and deletes and bans the user who complained so there is no way anyone can tell they were ever there in the first place.

This might just sound like a person who runs an echo chamber but on no, there is SO much more and again I'm trying hard not to write a tl/dr. Even though this will get "l" there is much to "r" about. You would imagine that treating people poorly for so long, people who just want to use a Disqus channel for discussion, which is its whole purpose, would amass a lot of pissed off people who want to troll the living hell out of her, and that's exactly what DOES happen but she's so deluded that she tells her "saints" (yes that's what she calls them) that it's ONE hyper-obsessed troll using hundreds of Disqus accounts, constantly logging off and on, to troll her.

That's enough for now.

She's been mentioned briefly here, initially by Feline Darkmage:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-61

...which references the best "starting points" for Lady Checkmate here:
http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=Lady+Checkmate
http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7632.0
Question: Where do I go from here? I'm sitting on a wealth of stuff...should I enlist the help of a seasoned Kiwi to transform it all into a work of art? She deserves to be immortalized, that much I can promise you.

I'll contact you directly.

 

[Benoit Bals]

THANK YOU Feline Darkmage!

 

[Sloan Ward]

undertakerfreak1127? Super emotional aspie ranter. Doesn't afraid of criticism?

Sorry if he's already been covered.

If not, and you like the request, I got some dirtses.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Activist mommy aka Elizabeth JohnstonFar right conspiritard

https://www.facebook.com/theactivistmommy/

https://activistmommy.com

she is an anti vaxxer as well https://activistmommy.com/europe-is-cracking-down/

 

[Long time lurker]

I came across Jason Anderson, aka MrAndersonLP. Maybe this is a bit premature, but there sure is potential with this one.
Jason is a gamer who posts videos to Youtube, streams on Twitch, spergs on Twitter and has a Patreon.

He has a "tosser of the week" feature going on on his Twitter where he posts comments from "haters". To wit:
Too long to screencap. Another long one. And this:


A few videos into his ESO LP he begins to talk about how little money he's making off YT and how he needs to change to make it more profitable. This talk goes on for several videos with him eventually admitting he could make more money if he worked more hours at his actual job.

He seems to be extremely preoccupied with sex and in one video brags about the size of his penis. He comes across as racist and homophobic, and as he plays he makes jokes about both race and gender, usually ending with "I'm not a racist/homophobe". He joked, for example, about Mexicans stealing jobs, but said it was perfectly fine to do so because "I have a Mexican friend".

IMO he isn't very good at ESO - it seems to me he lost interest in the game early on is only going through the motions. He talks over dialogue, pays little to no attention to the many clues given by the game, wanders aimlessly and gets lost a lot, and put little to no effort into upgrade, points and skills.

If there is any interest, I can go into more detail.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I would love to see a thread for people who believe in GangStalking. I'm getting weirdly obsessed with watching these videos, because I can't seem to figure out how people who ramble like this function enough to make money and feed themselves. Check this guy out as an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcACJOnlzyk

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gang-stalking.3552

undertakerfreak1127? Super emotional aspie ranter. Doesn't afraid of criticism?

Sorry if he's already been covered.

If not, and you like the request, I got some dirtses.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/undertakerfreak1127.30142/

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This is "JourneyofJM," John McElroy's Youtube channel. This guy lives with 2 morbidly obese people and he's about as tard as Bob McKim. They have a few similarities: believing in ghosts, collecting every form of welfare known to man, no neck, dating a morbidly obese person, slurred speech etc.

John and the people he lives with make vlogs about their daily life, dumpster dives and trips to Wal-Mart. They have a pack of small dogs. They're trying to make it big on Youtube and have some high hopes about it.

Here he is grabbing his girlfriend's boob, the only affection he shows to her.

This is a good vid

The related channels on their Youtube page are interesting.

Some stupid things John's said on Facebook a while back

https://www.facebook.com/john.mcelroy.796

http://www.ghostsofamerica.com/0/Florida_Classifieds9.html

old channel-
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsA63v6D7ioLDzKqpDHdSzA

Current channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0UxqpDokvnFP3UZblKtasw/videos

John and his gf in 2010

 

[soy_king]

I'm surprised no one has made a thread on the Dankula trial. Maybe I haven't lurked enough but it seems like the proceedings by the prosecution is absolutely autistic.

 

[abraxas]

Is this good enough that I can start a thread with this?

Ryan Michael Ballow / Cortex Labs / cortexstacks

Sells overpriced Nootropics and flips his shit whenever someone disagrees or criticizes him. Bragged about working for a big business like CRAYOLA!!!

Slap fight in YT comments:

https://imgur.com/a/qb2rf

Slap fight in comments with the author of a bad review:

https://www.naturalnootropic.com/cortex-generation-1-review/

Challenges someone to an IRL fist fight, because that someone said "heard your customer service sucks lol"

http://i.imgur.com/e8qPGlj.png

Will totally subpoena FB to find out a guys location who gave them a 2 stars review, and the cops better find him before HE does (also more juicy stuff in the comments from other redditors who know him):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/82q1b6/got_a_threatening_message_from_cortex_labs/

TL;DR of that thread: Ryan flips shit over a 2 star review and calling it fake because of not having that order in their system when the person just bought it from Amazon. Person makes reddit thread, causing more reviews to be made by redditors until Ryan disables reviews completely.

redditors report their own experience of Ryan acting like a dumbass, like having no idea about the stuff he's actually selling, calling people beta cucks and that time he used to make a magazine about politics nobody cared about (and Ryan deleted every trace of in a fit of rage). Ryan then makes video calling everyone losers who work at Starbucks.

 

[Grand Lunar]

Started discussing this in the JFG thread, so wanted to propose a thread for Andy Warski

Andy Warski/Adam "Race" Warski

Started out as a nobody youtuber making typical normie content. Videos included things such as mocking a "NAZI" girl and (oddly) making fun of Nicole Arbour's appearance on The View.

Became more relevant once he started making "Anti-SJW" response videos, with a particular obsession with MTV Decoded host Francesca Ramsey. Managed to become quite popular, despite having a very subpar take on an issue that had already been done to death and often managing to come across as even dumber than Francesca Ramsey herself. At this point, he made his friend Chris the cohost of his channel despite rarely contributing anything of note.

In June of 2017, he was part of drama involving a youtuber named "Crazy Hair" that crashed a private party of other youtubers hosted in Blaire White's hotel room. Basically, said youtuber somehow got the room number, showed up unannounced with creepy gifts, refused to leave when asked, then after being forced out circled back to secretly record them. After this, she "coincidentally" showed up at a meeting between Andy and Francesca after Andy for some reason let her use his computer that had auto-sign-in on everything. The result was Andy, Blaire White, and Shoe0nHead all collectively bashing Crazy Hair in a stream. Despite Crazy Hair acting massively entitled throughout the whole thing and having been caught in about a dozen lies, Andy still managed to come across almost as badly as her.

After having made an attempt to reach out to Francesca Ramsey and being easily tricked by her into tone policing his audience in exchange for promising a debate that would never come, Francesca launched a podcast a few weeks later aggressively bashing him, causing him to sperg out about being "betrayed" despite it being painfully obvious to everyone else what had been going on.

Unfortunately, almost all of his old videos are now privated and thus not available to be posted here.

Currently hosts a show called "Internet Blood Sports" where he has Alt Righters and White Nationalists on to scream at people for hours straight. This came about due to the Kraut and Tea drama, with Andy (being an idiot) getting sold on "race realism" and developing a clear pro-AltRight bias from there on out. Has freaked out on "skeptic" youtubers like Sargon of Akkad and Bunty King for not being totally cool with his blatant shilling for white nationalists and Alt Right members.

Recently bragged about stealthing (deliberately removing a condom before sex without his partner knowing) on a stream, had his hugbox defend him for it later, then backtracked and claimed the condom "fell" off.

Now best friends with Jean-Francois Gariepy, another lolcow who has white nationalist stances and publicly admits to statutory rape.