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  1. You were banned by the SJW cabal of the Kiwi Farms, your presence is an affront to Social Justice not because you pose any threat, but because we don't feel comfortable insulting the mentally handicapped.

    Pikimon Exceptionally Overachieving Mexican
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  2. dibble.jpg
    This is Michael Dibble and he has a YouTube channel called "camp goonies" where he's supposedly trying to build a self-sustaining community using solar power in The Slabs. I don't buy it. I think he's just trying to get money from dumb hippies so he can eat and smoke dabs for free.

    Here's a video of him losing his shit over a troll on a live stream. I queued the video to the time where his friend is reading troll comments in the chat and then Mike starts to flip his shit after a few minutes.

    Here's the sustainable farm that's totally gonna work out in the middle of the desert

    In this video he explains what he's trying to accomplish with camp goonies while holding a fundraiser

    It's hard to tell what's going on here exactly, but the smell of bullshit is strong.

    Edit: Found an old channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD_LQGYzXmsg83hNaTlL7Ig/videos
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    #502 YourUnclesDad, Jul 11, 2018
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  3. Does Elon Musk have a thread yet?

    Galactus talkin' softball

  4. Christopher Addolorato, aka Gruntchovski/Grunt Von Veizatun, recently gained some attention after Christine called him out on twitter. He's always been on my radar, so I think some light should be shed to see if there's any potential.

    Christopher is a 27 year old autistic man who's sort of an enigma. He's surprisingly adept at building puppets, but seems to be inept at pretty much everything else. Consider his demo reel, which comprises of his characters making very stilted 'edgy' jokes in his family's living room.

    Grunt has a dream: to have a hit show on Adult Swim about his OCs. Instead of actually practicing his art and animation skills and making connections with people in the business, however, he seems to be more content drawing pictures of his OCs killing more well known characters, writing songs about killing them, and occasionally posting his art on completely unrelated threads on Adult Swim's twitter.

    The only media Grunt seems to like, at least the only thing he seems to be fine making fan content of, is Nintendo games; in particular, he seems to have a fixation on King K Rool and the kremlings from Donkey Kong Country, of which his characters are blatant copies of.

    His dA: https://www.deviantart.com/gruntchovski
    His twitter: https://twitter.com/GruntVeizatun
    His ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gruntchovski
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  5. The only reason why I'm dumping this information here is because I'm too lazy to make a thread about this guy. But his history of being an internet sperg is hilarious yet interesting.

    Andreas Novoa (also known by his old alias Andreo3333) is an 18 year old who (after 4-6 years) still spends his time on the virtual lego game "Roblox" owning kids by making 12 minute videos on why their game is a ripoff.

    Information that I've gathered:
    - Andreas fought his dad over League of Legends.
    - Andreas thirsts for e-girls to the point where he would get people to dox them (this is gonna come to play a little bit later).
    - If rejected by any e-girl, he would post their dox information to everyone.
    - His friend group makes tons of edits of him because of him being an absolute mongoloid. They even made a joke of him thirsting after one of the girls he thirsted over (Annie).
    - He spent a total of 2 days making a video on a virtual lego game ripping off a popular game (Overwatch) because he can only own kids and young adults on the internet (anyone else he can't do it himself).
    - He is also spending time making a game on said platform that's ripping off elements from another popular game's online mode (Metal Gear Solid).
    - After he got doxed himself, an internet autist managed to contact Child Protective Service to come up to his school and talk to him. Almost ruining what little social life he had around that time.

    There's probably more information about him, but I'm too lazy to research it myself.

    Social Media (plus other info):
    Wikia Page (from his friend group) (archive)

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