Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

so does Geno plan on ending it at part 50? I'm impressed he's been able to get as much info as he has on recent semi-entertaining chris-chan activities. he's already up to the end of 2015, and the last episode was mainly Chris vs The Farms.

I think genos reaching meme bedrock with the chris doc. Geno does a great job documenting even the most minute detail of chris's life. That being said the closer to the present you get with chris the less there is to talk about. The most interesting episodes were the early ones because thats where chris was at his most active.

Geno's already most of the way through the business saga and well on his way to the financhu saga. Chris's activities have slowed immensely in recent years. Gone are the mass trolling efforts, catfishing or public freakouts(except for the gamestop incident). As chris has aged hes pushed more into seclusion in his soft exile.

Can geno talk about the begging videos or the lunacy of the idea guys/dimensional merge? Sure. But theirs really not much to talk about. Chris hasnt done a ton of videos in the last few years. He hasnt had any major sweetheart stories outside of maybe sockass if you want to even count him. The period from 2015 to present has been a massive lull in content from our favorite lolcow. Once barb croaks thats when shits gonna get interesting. Idk how interested id be in watching geno dissect every pedantic tweet about the "CPU goddess" or chris's musings on the c-197. Seeing where chris's mind goes(and finances) when barb dies is gonna be a wild fucking ride no matter where he ends up.
 
You know, from a man who constantly wishes others to be peaceful,well and safe chris has not abided to any of those things through most of his life. What a better representation than the gamestop video. It started as an "apology" for a class 3 felony and somehow ended in a threat.
He's threatened death against Michael Synder, Megan Schroder, Donald Trump, Tara Strong, Jason Kendrick Howell, Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Vivian Gee, etc. So I'm not really surprised at his hypocrisy.
 
"Now that's our cat Lucy. Once you eat this, though, Lucy will be inside you."
I'd be more scared of what you can't see in chris's kitchen. nothing in there has been cleaned, the oven's probably full of dust and filth, there's undoubtedly bugs crawling everywhere; cockroaches for sure. Mold, dust, rust, grime, pet hair, and chris's own filth intentionally in the food? I'd rather eat something out of the dumpster.
 
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Imagine how much worse he'd if Red Skelton hadn't taught him how to be a gentleman.
I feel like he would throw a temper tantrum.
I'd be more scared of what you can't see in chris's kitchen. nothing in there has been cleaned, the oven's probably full of dust and filth, there's undoubtedly bugs crawling everywhere; cockroaches for sure. Mold, dust, pet hair, and chris's own filth intentionally in the food? I'd rather eat something out of the dumpster.
Chris also kept his samples in his freezer and his wisdom teeth on the top shelf of what used to be the Megan Shrine, his house is literally a budget hotel in Caracas, Venezuela, or Mogadishu, Somalia.
 
Don't know if this is real, but someone posted this to the twitter comments, and it's funny.
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Doesn't look real. I don't remember him having that avatar on twitter. Besides, chris is so penis-phobic that he'd be screeching like an air-raid siren for even suggesting he blows his cartoon husband.

Why is it so easy to imagine him responding to this by saying that the heat of the oven automatically cleans and kills the dust and dirt inside it?
because chris would rather believe that then actually clean his oven. And I'm sure Barb believes that's how it works too.
 
Doesn't look real. I don't remember him having that avatar on twitter. Besides, chris is so penis-phobic that he'd be screeching like an air-raid siren for even suggesting he blows his cartoon husband.


because chris would rather believe that then actually clean his oven. And I'm sure Barb believes that's how it works too.
Also, the only time where I've seen Chris have that profile pic is on Facebook, not Twitter. Here's the proof:
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Also, the only time where I've seen Chris have that profile pic is on Facebook, not Twitter. Here's the proof:View attachment 1751233
If this is on face book then I have to say I don't know since I avoid that site like the plague. but I stand by my words about how chris would never agree to suck dick. he may claim to be a woman and have a husband but he still hates pickles of all types. I thought it was the DM system on twitter.
 
If this is on face book then I have to say I don't know since I avoid that site like the plague. but I stand by my words about how chris would never agree to suck dick. he may claim to be a woman and have a husband but he still hates pickles of all types. I thought it was the DM system on twitter.
I think the only time Chris promoted this art on Twitter was with his old Twitter account, before February 2019.
 
Doesn't look real. I don't remember him having that avatar on twitter.
He briefly used it on Twitter at the time. https://archive.fo/CA7z1
Besides, chris is so penis-phobic that he'd be screeching like an air-raid siren for even suggesting he blows his cartoon husband.
Not since the Idea Guys brainwashed him, he even made a video of him giving Magi-Chan a blowjob. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dick_Licker;_that_is_I The IGs also coerced him to write those tweets about offering sex for money.
 
Not since the Idea Guys brainwashed him, he even made a video of him giving Magi-Chan a blowjob. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dick_Licker;_that_is_I The IGs also coerced him to write those tweets about offering sex for money.
I won't argue that he did that, but he hasn't really continued it, especially in the past few months. he seems to have gone back to professing to be a lesbian. well, sonichu in a 'real' woman's body and a lesbian. I've yet to see chris do anything remotely close to liking pickles since the IGs. To chris, being 'bi' just means he can be a straight man or a lesbian.
 
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