DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Apparently, Jedi Survivor will be releasing at 21:00 Pacific time. Will DSP overcome autism, exhaustion, and the lure of bedtime pizza for Day 1 Views?
Is it on "The Schedule" ?If no then that is your answer, nothing gets in the way of the holy Schedule. The only thing that can change this is if a whale pledges to pay for the entire playthrough and pays more than the tard that have done this with Elden Ring.

EDIT: @BallBuster II It's a Soulsborne superlight, but your point is a good one.
 
He's already playing Elden Ring again, would he really play two of the same genre games at the same time?
How does that matter? As long as there's dedicated whale buy-in (likes, superchats, superestickers and tips!) DSP will play whatever.

At this point in his career he's barely cognizant of what's happening on the screen anyway.
 
you know I thought the timing made it look like he's making this up but again, he's a literal retard with no forethought, planning or problem solving skills at least not enough to be so convincing of a con to think "I better delete these videos" so ok I'll take that L

I mean this fucker went to show how innocent he is about striking channels only to show that he's been striking channels...

He's not smart....not in the least. What more than likely happened is dumbfuckphil got 2 claims and thought they were strikes went into panic mode and just like DSP made things worse then they should be by deleting videos and then right into victim mode.


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Dented ass motherfuckers, please stop posting your gay ass op plans all over Twitter for ass pats and clout. You fucked up from step 1 the moment you did it, you stupid fucking nigger.

Strikes are real, he will clear them up within 2 weeks and everything will be back to normal, just like with the ones from "wings trolls" from last year. All this autistic nonsense theorizing by tinfoil hat wearing autiats who think dsp is some sort of a mastermind conspiring with superhound and some shit like that is some of the stupidest shit I've heard.

Some retards were saying he lied about everything and was striking himself for pity bucks to spend on a champions event. Those people should just stay on reddit and call each other Derich under every post.


Holy shit sometimes I forget how gay some of these conspiracy theorists are, Jesus Christ. They're looking for layers upon layers of scheming and conspiring, when things in reality are much simpler.

so is that were the people who would come into this thread crying about how DSP has the worst trolls and someone should do something or then sperg out when no one here ass patted them for gay ops they planned went?
 
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Dented ass motherfuckers, please stop posting your gay ass op plans all over Twitter for ass pats and clout. You fucked up from step 1 the moment you did it, you stupid fucking nigger.

Strikes are real, he will clear them up within 2 weeks and everything will be back to normal, just like with the ones from "wings trolls" from last year. All this autistic nonsense theorizing by tinfoil hat wearing autiats who think dsp is some sort of a mastermind conspiring with superhound and some shit like that is some of the stupidest shit I've heard.

Some retards were saying he lied about everything and was striking himself for pity bucks to spend on a champions event. Those people should just stay on reddit and call each other Derich under every post.


Holy shit sometimes I forget how gay some of these conspiracy theorists are, Jesus Christ. They're looking for layers upon layers of scheming and conspiring, when things in reality are much simpler.
This guy seems mentally ill and like he lives in his mother's basement. Guess we've located the mysterious tractor Phil always talks about.
I'm hoping beyond a hope that he is losing more money on the higher estimates, especially if he relies on Youtube money to pay bills instead of saving all his tip money for them.
Apparently, Jedi Survivor will be releasing at 21:00 Pacific time. Will DSP overcome autism, exhaustion, and the lure of bedtime pizza for Day 1 Views?
Not on the schedule so no, Phil will miss out of potential views like he always does. Motherfucker still hasn't watched the Mario movie even though he wants to milk it for views.
 
How does that matter? As long as there's dedicated whale buy-in (likes, superchats, superestickers and tips!) DSP will play whatever.

At this point in his career he's barely cognizant of what's happening on the screen anyway.
You are talking about the most autistic faggot in history when it comes to schedules and dumb rules he has to follow when playing games because he is a "variety streamer". We have heard time and time again with RPGs he is playing.
 
Isn't that series of games a Soulsborne game? He's already playing Elden Ring again, would he really play two of the same genre games at the same time?
At its core it is, but it also has 4 difficulty options at the start of the game, you have to select the hardest option to make it a souls like and is probably the best/intended way to play the game, the light saber boss battles at that level really just click. The difficulty below that still feels souls like but if you were over leveled a bit for the area.

To phils credit he played the first one on the second hardest difficulty, but because its the busy hardcore gaming season (still, again?) i wouldnt be suprised if we get an easy mode play though.
 
You are talking about the most autistic faggot in history when it comes to schedules and dumb rules he has to follow when playing games because he is a "variety streamer". We have heard time and time again with RPGs he is playing.
You might wanna sit down for this shocker: When DSP talks about meaningful gameplay and that he can't play another RPG right now, he's talking about MONEY! He doesn't care at all what shitty game he plays, he hates them all equally. The schedule exists, so dents can show up for their designated game and support.
 
Fast food is one of the only things on Earth along with mobile games (WWEC, SF Duel) that he truly loves. It definitely does seem like he eats fast food daily or at the minimum 5 days a week which is fucking insane. I think it has to do with his need for instant satisfaction.
Fast food for every meal = saving hella money on paper plates and plastic cutlery
 
Now I see why Phil has been shilling the XBox and Microsoft so much; His blind buddy was working with them on very inclusive features. The trend of brownnosing whatever company SuperBlindDood works with continues.
Btw, blind driving, Microsoft? Really?
In the first ten seconds he says, "Forza is a triple A simulation racing-style game" lmao fucking kill me
 
Now I see why Phil has been shilling the XBox and Microsoft so much; His blind buddy was working with them on very inclusive features. The trend of brownnosing whatever company SuperBlindDood works with continues.
Btw, blind driving, Microsoft? Really?
Phil, a blind person who can barely play video games has more clout than you. Let that sink in. You've been a content creator for 15 years and a motherfucker with no working eyeballs is being spotlighted on Xbox's official Twitter account.
 
Now I see why Phil has been shilling the XBox and Microsoft so much; His blind buddy was working with them on very inclusive features. The trend of brownnosing whatever company SuperBlindDood works with continues.
Btw, blind driving, Microsoft? Really?
They're really trying to get blind dudes to play RACING games???
 
so SF6 should be fun today. its just a demo of the world tour mode, vs mode is limited to just luke and ryu. sounds like a meaningful and robust day. phil should have done a little research to see what the demo was before just throwing it up on his schedule, no one cares to see him play single player fighting game shit
Very optimistic to assume we are getting out of the character creator in under an hour. Even if it did have full multiplayer he would probably hide out in the single player story mode anyways. I think after all the drama (that phil manufactured) he needs a CHILL stream where he bodies NPCs and tells stories of his glory days in the FGC while simultaneously shit talking the FGC.
 
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