DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I have always been of the opinion that it really doesn't matter how much money Phil gets. He continues to live in his own personal hell because of his own choices. The only people who surround him are degenerates and a woman who only sees him as a means to an end. He will never be financially stable even if he won the lottery tomorrow because of his luck stat. As always he will inevitably waste it on booze, hogan's, doordash, and being a brainless consumer of shit he doesn't need. All while, detractors sit and watch his mental decline because he knows he's going to crash and burn at this point its just a matter of waiting for the spark.
Yeah phil is a miserable fuck with no friends, no family, a retarded larp wife, sub 70 iq, etc. I wouldnt wish to switch places with him even if his income was tripled.
I do think there is some hope that Phil is crashing and burning, returning to his old tax-like begging, and about to be homeless because all the whales are gone. Unless a major incident happens like the IRS or divorce, he's got time before the money runs out. Autism is unstoppable after all.

An addict will always find a way to survive. A Pigroach addict? He'll probably be making enough money for pulls until he drops.

I guess the hope would have to be that he is banned off youtube and paypal at the same time and then gets hit with a divorce? But hopium is just as dangerous as copium. Even if we got the perfect detractor storm you cant garnish his wages and it would take at least 6 months to evict him from the snort fort if he stopped paying his mortgage, but probably longer because they arnt going to start the default process on the first missed payment.

Dont get me wrong, id love to see phil streaming out of his parents house and be a miserable fuck about it, but hes not going to be getting a real job anytime soon.
 
Bit of a freudian slip?


Sorry for double post but they're completely not relevant to each other.

Old tweet with a DSP/Kat picture resurfaced from 2017 when they actually went outside, seemed to have fallen under the radar a bit at the time. Link / Archive

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Seems to have been taken the same day as this more well known picture with Phil and the then mystery woman, same clothes.

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To avoid a triple post I am going to add this here, after Phil saying on the podcast that the silent majority watch and support his content but never talk, specifically mentioning 1mm, Jeff leaves this message in his tip: "I am one of your silent majority. Fight ridicule with more ridicule." So despite what we thought, Jeff is actively watching/listening to the streams and not just on demand.
 
It would take a perfect storm for Phil to be homeless, and I'm not expecting that. Even if his streaming income suddenly dies, he can move back to Bridgeport, he has other family with money.

The best hope is he loses enough income to where he can't have a family and has to accept he's no longer a mature adult. I think that would break Phil and his entire identity.
 
Something fishy is going on.
Latest sc by doctor oink.
Latest member daddy pig 🐖 🐖
Daddy pig 🐖 🐖 dropped 20 members and the phil acknowledged him.
I smell dee tractor or oic levels of faggotry
The superchats of the former account are being "liked" automatically by the dspgaming channel account, as well.

Attention whore getting uppity.
 
I really fucking hate how low IQ his take on the Sopranos is. 0utsyder clipped an entire segment in his recent TIHYDP and it really shows how low his IQ and interpretive skills are. He can't at all hypothesize on why it cuts to black. He can't even just see it as interpretive on what ends which was kind of the original intention (regardless of what David Chase says, even though Tony 100% got whacked), and just has to sperg out about how the showrunners were all pussies and needs to insert his scat humor. It's amazing how much he can throw shade at actual creative talents while bitching that no one gives a shit about him playing Mortal Kombats second thought story.


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What a fucking abject lack of intelligence in this black void of a man known as Phil Burnell.

Also it's fucking hilarious whenever he brings up consequences and how people need to live up and accept them. This dumbass sits here in his decrepit, falling apart condo throwing stones at everyone who even glances in his direction. What a fucking hypocrite.
 
Phil is perplexed as to why no one is tipping during hardcore gaming season
He refuses to ack ack acknowledge the hardcore inflation season.
HISTORIC MOMENT JUST HAPPENED IN DARKSYDEPHIL STREAM TODAY:

On the fly autistic schedule change from Starfield to Lies of P.
He did it like a month and a half ago.
 
Is this a Gintweet? Also the guy who butchers every game regardless if new or classic should shut the fuck up about gaming

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This reads EXACTLY like something that would be in an episode of the Dent Sea Scrolls. Phil hasn't changed at all in 30 fucking years of being on the internet.
He still probably order doordash for lunch rather than que up at the place he works at
He'd DoorDash from the McDonald's then bitch and moan the burger flippers working a summer job fucked up his meal, probably after telling them his whole prestream.
Old tweet with a DSP/Kat picture resurfaced from 2017 when they actually went outside, seemed to have fallen under the radar a bit at the time. Link / Archive
Looks like a middle aged dad taking out his daughter or a sugar baby in public.


So not too far from the truth.
 
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