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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. I am not social media savvy, someone please reply with this video tagging Chris for bonus internet points
     
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  2. Just waiting for Chris to make the inevitable Tweet about the newest Sesame Street character, who has autism.
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    Yes, they named the Aspie Muppet "Julia". :julay::julay::julay:
     
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    #2142 Michael J Hirtes, Mar 20, 2017
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  3. I wonder if she will mace Cookie Monster, due to sensory overload.
     
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    #2143 Aldora, Mar 20, 2017
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  4. Come on guys. Not all autists are like Chris.

    *waits for incoming :autism: storm*
     
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  5. I remember this show when all you wanted to do was count the little red lady bugs
     
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  6. Or laugh at the Bridgekeeper's silly mistake!


    EDIT: EAT THE PIZZA!
     
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    #2146 Trilby, Mar 20, 2017
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  7. Shut up, Chris.
     
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  8. Feels weird that that show is invoking real world mental afflictions.
    Sesame Street seemed so abstract, you'd think they'd not specifically state what the character has, but potentially allude to it.
     
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  9. Eh, South African Sesame Street has (had?) a puppet with HIV, autism is not the strangest thing for a muppet to have.
     
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  10. Or maybe she'll store her monthlies in the freezer to save the ovum inside for future fertilization by Christine Weston Chandler.
     
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  11. I mean, the puppet had HIV in South Africa.
    It's probably dead by now.
     
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  12. Chris read about the new Sesame Street character yesterday.

    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-03-20 15-04-05.png
    He rated the post love.
     
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  13. Counting down the days until Chris adds a Julia doll to his doll collection.
     
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  14. If she can trib somehow, I bet she's got a place in his heart, which is probably in that spot where the rest of his left ventricle used to be.
     
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    #2154 Mariposa Electrique, Mar 20, 2017
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  15. Well, it's South Africa. Everyone there has HIV. Therefore the puppets do as well.
     
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  16. Will the muppet also recycle and use an attraction sign?
     
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  17. ftfy
     
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  18. Of course not, he has more defects than autism, he just likes to blame everything else on it to buff up his victim card.
     
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  19. And that's what makes him the quintessential lolcow. No matter what happens, he will never change.
     
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