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cahoots

born better
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what did he mean by this? https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/854052159876460545

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Kids say the darndest things!



Wait nvm he's 35.
 

Justlurkin

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Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
I just looked at that tweet and the situation is funny as fuck.
This tweet is in reply to this tweet. And that tweet was after this tweet got "ratty comments", to defend it.
... except the comments aren't directed at the picture, but actually at CHRIS, because of his original tweet at the picture which got weened at, and is what tabitha probably saw.

So in a way, Chris is replying about himself.
 

Trilby

Sorry, but not sorry!
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If he didn't look like such a freak, he could probably just go back to the close one. They have such high turnaround that no one would probably recognize one balding redneck idiot from all the others.
He must think the Ruckersville Walmart has a permanent record on him. It's passed down from one manager to the next.
 

Gunslinger

Liberate tuteme ex inferis
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Chris took an online quiz to find out what kinda lesbian he is.
I gues "you're not one" wasn't an option.
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Of course Chris would get the "femme lesbian" result since his understanding of women falls somewhere between a stereotypical 1950s house wife and the 'What Little Girls Are Made Of' nursery rhyme.
 

StillGullible

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Of course Chris would get the "femme lesbian" result since his understanding of women falls somewhere between a stereotypical 1950s house wife and the 'What Little Girls Are Made Of' nursery rhyme.
That's assuming he thinks he'll fulfill the role of a "typical" woman. To him, he's a world saving hero on a quest for true love. I highly doubt that he filled out the quiz like you'd expect.
 
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