Chris just halved the asking price of his stamp album to $500. We're wearing him down, folks.
It's not worth $5. It's literal garbage.
Chris just halved the asking price of his stamp album to $500. We're wearing him down, folks.
It's not worth $5. It's literal garbage.
It's not worth $5.
Good to know. I'd figured he would've screwed up pretty good.He's been banned from the local walmart for years.
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Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
If he didn't look like such a freak, he could probably just go back to the close one. They have such high turnaround that no one would probably recognize one balding redneck idiot from all the others.Good to know. I'd figured he would've screwed up pretty good.
I just looked at that tweet and the situation is funny as fuck.![]()
Look everyone! Chris got confused when looking at his scalp and head in the mirror, again!.
He must think the Ruckersville Walmart has a permanent record on him. It's passed down from one manager to the next.If he didn't look like such a freak, he could probably just go back to the close one. They have such high turnaround that no one would probably recognize one balding redneck idiot from all the others.
He must think the Ruckersville Walmart has a permanent record on him. It's passed down from one manager to the next.
Chris took an online quiz to find out what kinda lesbian he is.
I gues "you're not one" wasn't an option.
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Chris took an online quiz to find out what kinda lesbian he is.
I gues "you're not one" wasn't an option.
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Of course Chris would get the "femme lesbian" result since his understanding of women falls somewhere between a stereotypical 1950s house wife and the 'What Little Girls Are Made Of' nursery rhyme.Chris took an online quiz to find out what kinda lesbian he is.
I gues "you're not one" wasn't an option.
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That's assuming he thinks he'll fulfill the role of a "typical" woman. To him, he's a world saving hero on a quest for true love. I highly doubt that he filled out the quiz like you'd expect.Of course Chris would get the "femme lesbian" result since his understanding of women falls somewhere between a stereotypical 1950s house wife and the 'What Little Girls Are Made Of' nursery rhyme.