Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.

Even Katy Perry was complaining that this drink tasted awful. I bet Chris can't distinguish between the nuances of flavors or his gustatory cortex is shot to hell.

 

[Keine]

Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.

Starbucks drinks are almost all dairy anyway. I don't think that frappucino even has any coffee in it, which is why they're so popular with the kiddies. Even their espresso drinks have maybe a shot of espresso or two even for a large.

I actually tried to order one of these, since people at work wouldn't stop talking about them, but my local Starbucks was actually out of the flavoring. If it's sweet enough for Chris, I think I'll stick with regular drip coffee that doesn't cost $5.00 a cup and isn't a pastel colored nightmare.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

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I've rolled my eyes so far back, they cannot go any further.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Being directly addressed by Doopie really gets his bent duck going.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Enjoy it while you can Chris, because it's a limited time offer.

When they're finally gone, we'll be in for another Sonic Boom saga. He'll try to get his brony buddies to organize a boycott of Starbucks, and cry discrimination against unicorns. Then he'll paint blue and pink hair on the mermaid logo, getting him banned from all Starbucks locations in Virginia. And this saga will climax when he maces a barista after screaming "Don't call anybody."

Anthony Bourdain gives his opinion about this abomination.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...urdain-s-opinion-new-Unicorn-Frappuccino.html

"four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple. Also a Frappuccino. It's the perfect nexus of awfulness"

And this is from a guy who's OK with MLP.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Cole is now begging for money
He gets $23 a month, $1 less than Chris
Cole's Patreon - Support the Financole Crisis https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey

 

[Positron]

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"I'm an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions"

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I think a venti is a Starbucks coffee size, and I think an alicorn is a horse abomination with wings and a horn.

Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.

I thank you.

There really are no words to describe how extra and dumb Chris can be. I'm sure I've seen actual ponies order coffee without so much confusion.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Ponies don't have fingers.

 

[ON 190]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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What puns? Chris, you didn't make any puns. None, at least, that non-autists understand.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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What is he trying to say and what is his point? I'm so confused right now.

 

[Strelok]

Cole is now begging for money
He gets $23 a month, $1 less than Chris
Cole's Patreon - Support the Financole Crisis https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey

>Wants to create video essays
>Can't figure out how stereo sound works in 20 goddamn 17.

 

[m0rnutz]

I can't believe McD hasn't banned him yet.

If I recall, he's already been banned from the one in Charlottesville?

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"Its great you love your boyfriend! How's about you dump him for a real trans woman with a lesbian soul?"

 

[Slowinthemind]

Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.

I am glad you explained it, I was beginning to think I was a thick cunt for not understanding.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too

 

[Positron]

Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too

Maybe if he draws a 10-volume comic where his self-insert kills his half-brother in cruel and unusual ways.

 

[Aldora]

Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too

That would be funny if true, but sadly Cole launched his Patreon on the 1st of April and Chris didn't sell the totem until the 7th of April.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.

Of course Chris would know what an Alicorn is. It's half autism half horned horse.

 

[acrylicpaint]

So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

Chris is well acquainted with navy in his beverages.