Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The Dude]

The fucking cartoon hunchback looks more eligible.

That was kind of the point of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, it was about how Quasimodo was externally hideous, but internally he was a kind, sweet, gentle, caring soul. The original book is a very tragic story, but the core element of Quasimodo's character is that beauty is on the inside, especially the Disney adaptation.

Chris, on the other hand, is ugly in and out. He's also deluded himself for years, believing he actually has something to offer a woman. Looks aren't everything when it comes to love, but even if he weren't unattractive he'd still have nothing to offer in a relationship.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris would grab onto articles like that ("3. Baggage is a driving force in empathy."). It's basically another take on the 'Nice guys finish last!' trend of thought. No, Chris, 'baggage' doesn't make anyone more desirable (and it doesn't matter what you 'deserve).

"Why the Best People to Love are the People Who Have Been Through Hell" certainly doesn't apply to Chris. Each day is like a holiday to Chris, no work and playing with toys and stuff. There's no day that is like hell for Chris.

I wouldn't trade lives with him. Remember, you can't just take part of it and call it the American Dream; if you want the toys and free time you get the hoard, barb, and :autism:.

 

[JULAY]

He gets fatter, balder, and more vapid looking with each passing day.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

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He commented that after seeing this article.

That site needs a serious disclaimer: *Does not include Christian Weston Chandler*

Doesn't count when your "Hell" was brought upon you from your own stupidity.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris, on the other hand, is ugly in and out. He's also deluded himself for years, believing he actually has something to offer a woman. Looks aren't everything when it comes to love, but even if he weren't unattractive he'd still have nothing to offer in a relationship.

I'll grab the bull by the horns and say Chris is a contradiction to society's message:

The idea that looks aren't everything, that beauty isn't skin deep...

And, like you said, Chris is an awful person who isn't in the least bit attractive. He's living proof against one of the biggest moral stories we grew up with. That being said, I feel like society is a contradiction to all our "life lessons". Look at commercials, look at magazines, ads online, etc. etc. Are even normal-looking people in them?

Unfortunately for Christine, there is no After picture that would improve her.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Must be about Barb.
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is...is that real?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Answer: You drew a disgusting cartoon titled "shecameforCWC.jpg" and you scared her away forever.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris entered a promotion contest for a Mother's Day meal.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Bojangles doesn't owe him shit, I doubt letting your mother wallow in filth and neglecting of finances and health is "taking care"

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris entered a promotion contest for a Mother's Day meal.

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He is going to be one of the five winners from just being one of five people signing up.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris comments on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Chris comments on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

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WTF does that have to with the passion of the christ.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He is going to be one of the five winners from just being one of five people signing up.

Not so fast there.

*Vaid only in Harrisonburg, Charlottesville and Winchester, Va locations****

That's from the post.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Not so fast there.

That's from the post.

I assumed that meant the store locations, not the contestant locations.

 

[The Dude]

Answer: You drew a disgusting cartoon titled "shecameforCWC.jpg" and you scared her away forever.

Yeah, no. Just no. Megan would never have entered a romantic relationship with Chris, even if he hadn't drawn disturbing nightmare fuel cartoon porn of her.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris comments on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

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Way to empathize like a robot and all, Chris. I am sure that Chris would consider vaccinating the gay men with his blood to turn them all into autistic lesbians a more prudent solution to the gay male population.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris comments on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

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I ran that through BabbleTard and came up with: "That is bad. I compare this to the Passion of the Christ in severity, but on a scale where every gay man is Jesus in his suffering. This is unfortunate."

 

[Erubetie]

I ran that through BabbleTard and came up with: "That is bad. I compare this to the Passion of the Christ in severity, but on a scale where every gay man is Jesus in his suffering. This is unfortunate."

Somehow, that seems to make more sense. Did it cancel the autism, or just make it comprehensible enough to read?

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris comments on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

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"I would support (gay genocide)"
Classic Chris IS back!