Containment Random Chris Updates -

[4Macie]

Chris has friends. Legit friends. Because nerds (and normies in general) don't care.

I wonder if it's because most of us wouldnt have a friend like Chris so we assume no one else would.

For example, someone who constantly begs for money for bills, buys toys with that begged money, plays with lego all day, a brony, someone with poor hygiene, or someone who thinks the world owes them everything, and just overall someone who acts like Chris. Yes I get that things where scripted, but we've seen how Chris treats friends. We've seen how he handled wallflower and Megan and troll girlfriends.

I understand why people refuse to believe Chris has genuine friends. Very few people want a friend like Chris.

I guess I'm happy for him if he's got actual people who like him for who he is....

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I guess I'm happy for him if he's got actual people who like him for who he is....

I'd settle for people who tolerate him and let him feel a smidgen of dignity.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

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Fucking gross!

 

[Space.Muffin]

Sometimes it seems repetitive, but I always appreciated Marvin's calm way to explain Chris. In a way is like a preventive intervention. A lot of the articles on the cwckipedia have information on Classic Chris and people take that at face value. This forum and this repetitive discussions kind of work to prevent the formation of more weens that come here with the "lol Chris has no friends and he should die amirite?" attitude.

If we're going to have a discussion, let us have an informed discussion. And if that means having to repeat the same messages to newcomers or misinformed users, that's more than fine. Maybe it could be pinned somewhere visible that "Chris has friends and we don't stalk him IRL".

 

[ModeloEspecial]

I always just assumed Marvin was one of Chris's friends. I also always assumed he was the "Magical Man", if for no other reason then I like the idea of the dreaded pickle man infiltrating Chris's sanctuary.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Rottytops]

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I can just imagine a blue Ford Focus running over pedestrians, knocking over traffic cones and JEWS! on its bi-daily fast food drive-thru pilgrimige. All the while....

Oops! I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby

 

[Marvin]

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What a fucking homo

 

[Slowinthemind]

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What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving? Hit me Baby one more time?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Aww, isn't that sweet.
Chris thinks he's a trap

What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving? Hit me Baby one more time?

He probably relaxes to her single "From the Bottom of My Necrotic Heart"

 

[Paige Matheson]

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

 

[Jack Awful]

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And Driving.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Does this mean Britney can expect constant tweets and replies from chris from now on? Is she the new Tara Strong or Doopie?

 

[nad7155]

What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving? Hit me Baby one more time?

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

Does this mean Britney can expect constant tweets and replies from chris from now on? Is she the new Tara Strong or Doopie?

I love this section of the farms.

So much :autism:.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

If Chris recreates the "Baby one more time" video I will be forever impotent.

 

[MMX]

What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving?

Toxic

He keeps ignoring her advice on solving his financu crisis.....he'd better work bitch

 

[Trilby]

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

He did use that in the Sonichu Xmas episode.

 

[Xenomorph]

What Britney Spears song does he listen to while driving? Hit me Baby one more time?

Toxic.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

I'll never forget the time in HS when a girl sang this in a lip sync contest...

"I'm not a girl..."

Random guy: Then what are you?

I'm surprised Chris never tried to lip sync Britney Spears in school.

 

[The Dude]

This Spears song is more Chris' speed.