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Pickle Inspector

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Nah, he's suspectable towards subliminal suggestions, the fear of homo comes from his Christan parents, while he himself were hypnotized by all the hentai and porn that focused on the sexy female body.
Yeah, that’s my theory too, Chris watched a bunch of lesbian porn and decided since he found it hot that must mean he’s a lesbian too.
horrorfan89 said:
Deep down he simply has no interest in sex with women but refuses to admit that he's gay. Or at least gay for other men, claiming to have a lesbian soul and trooning out is not the same
I’m not sure that’s true, he just doesn’t get the opportunity (for obvious reasons).

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):
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Retarded INTP

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Yeah, that’s my theory too, Chris watched a bunch of lesbian porn and decided since he found it hot that must mean he’s a lesbian too.

I’m not sure that’s true, he just doesn’t get the opportunity (for obvious reasons).

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):
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It was not one of the main fags but a random insider working / pretending to work with them on Discord or some shit. His nickname was Vaughn or something like that. And you are correct. Annabel is one of their mean of control over Chris according to this guy. We have 0 proof of it tho as he never ever talked about her at any point and we all know how subtle and quiet he is, right.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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It was not one of the main fags but a random insider working / pretending to work with them on Discord or some shit. His nickname was Vaughn or something like that. And you are correct. Annabel is one of their mean of control over Chris according to this guy. We have 0 proof of it tho as he never ever talked about her at any point and we all know how subtle and quiet he is, right.
Chris looks like his bio dad in this photo.


He probably has autistic sensory issues. Perhaps he's as indifferent to pleasure as he is to pain, e.g. cutting his taint open, shaving dry with no shaving cream. Some autists are super sensitive to sensations, like completely freaking out if they have to wear anything but a really specific fabric, but Chris seems to be the opposite.

Explains why looks in the mirror and sees female supermodel

When everyone else sees this.

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Alex Krycek

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That’s a really long way to say “I suck at socializing and I know I’m weird but I daydream to cope with how shitty my life has become pretty much all the time now.”
 

TheShortWaveCerealKiller

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Yeah, that’s my theory too, Chris watched a bunch of lesbian porn and decided since he found it hot that must mean he’s a lesbian too.

I’m not sure that’s true, he just doesn’t get the opportunity (for obvious reasons).

For example didn’t the Praetor guys say Chris was interested one of the girls in the group? (Annirenee):
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The fact that he brings his toys with him like a 6 year old really shouts to what he is and how he thinks the world works. Its one of those visual representations that make me go "oh no this guy really is just that mentally deficient."


It feels like I'm reading a manifesto made by an insane person who thinks fairies will only talk to him if he shoots his mom.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Thoughts on this? Not everyone gets achievement awards for their talents.
If Chris was given a talent award, then the school has a very dirt low standards. Since every student has their own personal progress, it's called high school graduation.

So he conclude the cause of him not being attracted to women: malfunctioned aura (probably body odor)
 

horrorfan89

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That’s a really long way to say “I suck at socializing and I know I’m weird but I daydream to cope with how shitty my life has become pretty much all the time now.”
yeah pretty much sums up this "revelation" of his perfectly.

it's funny and also kinda sad (then funny again) At first it seems like hey maybe chis has finally had an epiphany and realized how much he's wasted his life and he has only himself to blame for being a bald, fat, ugly repulsive troon at 40. but nope... he goes right back to blaming the trolls, blaming the end of high school, and bringing up more new age bullshit to try and compensate for how much his life sucked and sucks then and now.

No chris, it wasn't a bad arua (unless that autistic speak for smell) that drove people away from you. It's the fact that you were parading around in public dressed like a dead rising character when the player puts them in ridiculous outfits to be funny, with a cardboard sign begging for pity sex like a toddler running a lemonade stand (or homeless guy begging for change) and acting like a tard day after day and soing dumbass stuff that made people repusled by you until you became a social pariaha.
 

Shabobus

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It says a lot about Chris's life that everything he lists as a positive development since his discovery by the internet are his fantasies. His fake goddess powers and his fake marriage are the best things to happen to him in over a decade. That's why he'll never let go of the dimensional merge stuff. It's his biggest cope ever.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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I kinda felt a lit bit sad at the beginning, ngl

Then "My son, Sonichu Prime" just lost me
If he's really Chris' son, then why hasn't Chris ruined his life by telling him that he was a product of a a casual encounters in the alley behind the mayoral mansion with a black man named Rasheed?
 

Just Dont

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skin looks smooth, not much of a bulge in that skirt as far as i can tell, we need a pic of the face for verification. Not even the best plastic surgeon or laser hair removal can hide the manish ape face and enlarged skull features of someone born a man playing woman...Chris is living proof of that and he never bothered putting money into making his face look more womanly.
I bet it's a trap
I kinda felt a lit bit sad at the beginning, ngl

Then "My son, Sonichu Prime" just lost me
Let's not forget he canonical raped sonichu in the ass.

So his "son" was the victim of incest and rape.
 

Retarded INTP

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Autistic Vivec has spoken again. Most men can only go down or up in the tower of life, but OPL being the wise woman we all love saw through the limitations of this reality and took both path. And thus, as Prometheus did in the myths, we got the knowledge of enlighment thanks to Chris. Turns out achieving Nirvana makes you live like a discount balding version of Jeffrey Lebowski with autism and imaginary stress. It was all worth it. I can't wait to see his new "Gospel". He's so far gone, I'm convinced he will double down on his fantasies once he's all alone.
 

horrorfan89

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Autistic Vivec has spoken again. Most men can only go down or up in the tower of life, but OPL being the wise woman we all love saw through the limitations of this reality and took both path. And thus, as Prometheus did in the myths, we got the knowledge of enlighment thanks to Chris. Turns out achieving Nirvana makes you live like a discount balding version of Jeffrey Lebowski with autism and imaginary stress. It was all worth it. I can't wait to see his new "Gospel". He's so far gone, I'm convinced he will double down on his fantasies once he's all alone.
It's kinda a MATI thought to have, bit I sometimes wonder what will go through that thick head of his the day his chest tightens and he's clutching his heart as death comes to finally take Chris away. Will he finally realize it was all a lie he told himself? Having an immortal body that can't die and has super powers? Will he finally regret all his years of looking like a buffoon in front of millions of people?
 

Retarded INTP

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It's kinda a MATI thought to have, bit I sometimes wonder what will go through that thick head of his the day his chest tightens and he's clutching his heart as death comes to finally take Chris away. Will he finally realize it was all a lie he told himself? Having an immortal body that can't die and has super powers? Will he finally regret all his years of looking like a buffoon in front of millions of people?
He will probably have 0 thought at all. In this case our brain just goes full "Oh Fuck it's happening" and after a short moment spent in shock/disbelief you're out. You can't really process memories/reflect, as far as I know (may be bullshit I don't LARP as a doctor). He was scared as fuck when he got heartburns and rushed to call 911. Isn't it weird, for someone supposed to reincarnate as a deity in another dimension ? He just drops the act whenever reality decides to fuck with him a little.
 
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