Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Slowinthemind]

Man, why can't Cole just drop everything he's doing to give Chris a bunch of money and take care of Barb for him?

It would be nice for Cole to look after Barb exactly the same way she looked after him.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

You know something? PMURT makes a far more convincing attempt at being trans than Chris ever does.

 

[Mr Ford DDS]

That tweet makes it sound like Barb was watching Batman while Cole was chained to the radiator, which might not be far from the truth.

You think Chris would be able to work the chains?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"No unrequited riots need be, aside from the original intent."

I think my old high school English teacher would get halfway through diagramming that sentence and just start beating the shit out of Chris.

 

[ForgedBlades]

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Did he really hashtag Cole Smithey?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Did he really hashtag Cole Smithey?

Yeah, he does it from time to time. Of course, Cole doesn't give a shit and never replies.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris white knights for Doopie.

Jaltoid was joking, though.

 

[Trilby]

"No unrequited riots need be, aside from the original intent."

I think my old high school English teacher would get halfway through diagramming that sentence and just start beating the shit out of Chris.

That is certainly how it feels reading this!

 

[The Fool]

Nobody's surprised the joke flew right over CWC's head but what I'm thinking about is how he probably thinks it's true

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris white knights for Doopie.

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Jaltoid was joking, though.

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She still won't let you go acorns deep, Chris.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Technically he's middle aged, not a senior for at least a decade.

You have to remember though, Chris think any male over the age of 35 is a "sienor" citizen. Also, has anyone ever called Chris out about his retarded spelling of the word senior??

 

[Trilby]

You have to remember though, Chris think any male over the age of 35 is a "sienor" citizen. Also, has anyone ever called Chris out about his exceptional spelling of the word senior??

If not, they should, he'll be a senile sienor in no time!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

You have to remember though, Chris think any male over the age of 35 is a "sienor" citizen. Also, has anyone ever called Chris out about his exceptional spelling of the word senior??

with all the posts about the exceptional way Chris holds his pen I would love to see how he types. Wouldn't it be hilarious if he's an excellent speller but his tard hands are holding him back?

 

[Trilby]

with all the posts about the exceptional way Chris holds his pen I would love to see how he types. Wouldn't it be hilarious if he's an excellent speller but his tard hands are holding him back?

That's what I think too.

 

[jc17]

"And, frankly, I like Doopie and her work and jokes on PD."

We never would have fucking guessed.

 

[aron]

Chris being active on twitter has been some of my favourite content in a while.

 

[Gav01]

Chris white knights for Doopie.

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Jaltoid was joking, though.

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XD

Chris is a literal re-tard.
1) Jaltoid are a young couple who are Doopie's best friends in real life, and they've collaborated together, very openly, many times.
2) Only Chris could hear an accusation of a real person killing a fictional character to steal their job and think it was serious.

 

[Lipitor]

New BF?

Spoiler

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Marvin]

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what a homo