Containment Random Chris Updates -

[BurningPewter]

There's something about the phase "I've been hella toxic lately" that sets all my warning bells off. SJWs always seem to describe their emotional abuse in minimized, shrugged off terms, in the same tone as "I've let my room get messy lately"...It's never a sincere "I've been lashing out at the people in my life, I need help with that"

 

[tw: jews]

Why is Chris such a liar, I seriously doubt his autism affects his sensory neurons making him oversensitive to anything.
Like seriously, if Chris could actually hear a distant conversation over music, he would be very sad because the topic of the conversation would be about a family or about the fat guy in terrible MPL drag that keeps staring at them and trying to read their lips.

Count your blessings, counting things that make you feel happy?
Well, let's do it for Chris.
-1 vagina to play with
-1 vagina between his legs
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-2 vaginas + male pattern baldness.
Chris' has truly been blessed by Godbear.

Well, no me autismo, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but when they say that autism gives people "hypersensitive hearing" I'm pretty sure that that's a negative thing, like they can't stand certain noises. So it seems like Chris probably looked up the 'tism on wikipedia and applied symptoms to himself like powers. What an exceptional individual.

I really hope Chris follows his own advice here, because it's actually pretty legit. I mean, I'm sure he ripped it from somewhere, but still.

By the way, are those bullet points or is that negative two vagoonies

 

[BurningPewter]

I dunno, Is Chris capable of making Doopie a footnote in his life, or forever associated with him, the way he did with Megan and ML Walsh? IE, all their google results bringing up tons of CWC stuff. I guess probably not as he's much more of an obscure figure now.

 

[Male Soul]

I dunno, Is Chris capable of making Doopie a footnote in his life, or forever associated with him, the way he did with Megan and ML Walsh? IE, all their google results bringing up tons of CWC stuff. I guess probably not as he's much more of an obscure figure now.

Nope. Doopie is already quite well known on the web (and was before Chris started bugging her), and has over three times the amount of followers on Twitter he has. On the other hand, virtually no one on the web knew who Megan and MLW were until Chris' discovery in 2007, so they will be associated with him for eternity.

Speaking of that, is it true that Doopie is actually transgender?

 

[Marvin]

I really hope Chris follows his own advice here, because it's actually pretty legit. I mean, I'm sure he ripped it from somewhere, but still.

It was his therapy. He learned all sorts of hippie stuff about loving yourself and self care and how to control your anger. I suspect the therapy, plus the lower amount of trolling, has left Chris all quiet and pussified. It's why everything he writes sounds like a MLP fortune cookie.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

So are "tie dye" tops the new striped rugby now?

Jesus Christ he looks like a box of melted crayons.

Bent crayons still color.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris uploaded zero photographs of himself with people at pride this year or last, yet he reminisced about photographs of himself at a gay club with women who are paid to be nice to people, which was taken exactly two years ago.
Touché, Chris! Touché!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

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Serious apologies to Marvin.
THIS is the finest example of Pot calls the Kettle black in the history of the world.


If the Donald actually responded and owned his ass right there, my life would be complete.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Like I get both Trump and Chris as people and their motives, and even on this, I'm siding with Trump over Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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They have so much in common. The ego, the bad hair, the self-branding, the crave for attention, the willingness to pick a fight with anyone, the lies, the usage of the phrase"believe me," I wish Chris was smart enough note it just to see his reaction.

 

[Lipitor]

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Chris uploaded zero photographs of himself with people at pride this year or last, yet he reminisced about photographs of himself at a gay club with women who are paid to be nice to people, which was taken exactly two years ago.
Touché, Chris! Touché!

Lol that was the night Chris went to a burlesque show and spammed the raffle by buying $20 worth of $1 tickets, to ensure he'd win. He won belly dancing lessons in Richmond.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Just like how Chris fake loves da homos?

Trump's metaphorical heart is probably much larger than Chris' waistline.
Chris is just projecting because he's afraid his own cover of fake love will be blown, eventually.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

They have so much in common. The ego, the bad hair, the self-branding, the crave for attention, the willingness to pick a fight with anyone, the lies, the usage of the phrase"believe me,"

And that Chris will someday be President, despite overwhelming odds to the contrary.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Listen to good music.....

Christian and the hedgehog boys
Robee and the tomgirls
Britney spears
The awful creepy jazz the plays endlessly and wouldn't be out of place as ambient sound in rapture

You forgot the god awful PlayStation backround music that he's too stupid to figure out how to disable playing in the background of every recent video

 

[The Fool]

So what happened to willfully deluding himself into believing Trump doesn't exist?

 

[Jack Awful]

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Sadly on par with most people who respond to Trump's tweets...

 

[BurningPewter]

Can someone explain to me this lip balm with vagina outlines thing.

edit - never mind...found the old thread

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Fool]

Chris isn't literally worshiping advertisements and calling Cole a heathen? He really is a different man.