Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

Come on Ashleigh, let's have all have ourselves an all girl's sleepover. I'll bring the homemade Dr. Pepper, trash heap, and mad tribbin skills, and you can bring your sick beats to spit on muh duck while I prepare for the comminin' of baby Crystal pony.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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This is like if someone who has no idea how to make small-talk read a book that said "on a date, ask her about HER interests" and tried to apply it as :autism:ly as possible.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Gonna channel my inner Nostradomus and predict that Chris will soon reply to this with something pre-scripted & retar-ded like "I'm done adultin''". He can't resist stalking Tara nor can he resist bragging about his manchild idiocy.

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Chris should just post this video every weekend and spare himself having to give a new begging speech all the time.

Shaye Saint John lives!

 

[Holdek]

I suspect the therapy, plus the lower amount of trolling, has left Chris all quiet and pussified.

Sounds like he needs some more trolling. Gettin' too soft.

 

[A Skeleton]

Whoever tagged "doopaaaayyy" is my hero

ur welcome

edit: wait a minute Chris started going to therapy?? Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Marvin]

edit: wait a minute Chris started going to therapy?? Pics or it didn't happen

Years ago. He's been going on and off. It's pretty much an asspatting session though.

 

[The Fool]

Years ago. He's been going on and off. It's pretty much an asspatting session though.

I would ask what kind of shitty therapist just gives out asspats, but I reminded myself that if they did anything else they would just drive Chris away and back to the safety of his various Sony products.

 

[Erubetie]

I would ask what kind of shitty therapist just gives out asspats, but I reminded myself that if they did anything else they would just drive Chris away and back to the safety of his various Sony products.

They're paid by the hour, why not listen to CWC sperging an hour for a grand number of Pounds?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman69]

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Does Chris ever sleep anymore? I can't imagine he could find anything interesting to do at 4AM after an entire day of staring at the wall bored to tears.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sounds like he needs some more trolling. Gettin' too soft.

Maybe, after this round of trolling, he'll transition into a "straight" transgender female!

Does Chris ever sleep anymore? I can't imagine he could find anything interesting to do at 4AM after an entire day of staring at the wall bored to tears.

Trans-children like Susan and Christine don't need any sleep!
Besides dressing like 12-year-old pedo-bait, it's quite unnerving that people like Chris fetishize a child's lack of responsibility. The thing is, actual children can be very responsible, and a lot don't have latchkey parents like Borb. Hell, even most latchkey parents teach their children better than old saggy face's parents.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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I'm stunned as why people nowadays are still clueless about the word 'covefefe' and using it make fun of Trump. Within only 10 sec of their time to do a googlesearch they could easilly know the meaning of it.

This is what I found:

"Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray."

source: http://www.snopes.com/covfefe-arabic-antediluvian/

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also, Chris tweets a close-up photo of his grimy MLP shirt to a voice actress on the show. It's the same one he sent the "A little Fluttershy singing" video to a few months ago, and he also included her in one of his drawings and tweeted that to her a couple weeks ago.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

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Wow this is like a dick pic. Unexpected and awful to look at.

 

[zap2theextreme]

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Can someone please draw my new pony OC named Amorphous the Pony? His head looks like Chris' torso and the rest is a normal pony body. His cutie mark is a misshapen blob.

 

[The Sultan of Oman]

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Yeah, because a guy who rides around in a golf cart while other world leaders walk is wired as fuck.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I get mega middle aged man vibes from Chris on Twitter now, offering unwanted advice and wisdom to the people he follows who are much younger and relatively more clued in than him. Adding 'yum,' like anybody in 2017 speaks like this just backs up my point.

I mean, tbh Chris was offering unwarranted life advice in his first video. He has a huge thing for being not necessarily knowledgeable, but wise despite being anything but. I wonder if that's why he takes being called naive as an insult?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Also, Chris tweets a close-up photo of his grimy MLP shirt to the show's voice actress.

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Just like that Rocky had a good sit-down with Chris after he harassed that poor hooker with his smell and lack of even basic hygiene skills. Go Mudbutt!
Chris does look like he's taking a damn dick pic....eww

 

[The American Hedgehog]