Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Marvin]

theres at least one person on this forum that has been pestering him to come through with what chris promised, this is from a sale about 7 months ago when he was offering all that shit
it was in the ebay listing, he HAS to followthrough or he will get banned from yet another place.

Oh, I know he's failed to send stuff out before, and he ultimately just gave up on sending it out at all. I think that's what happened with the tshirts. But again, no one bothered him about the tshirts. But I'm pretty sure he's been sending out the comics.

Someone hasn't received an ebay sale? Couldn't they just report Chris to ebay?

 

[sonichu is dead]

Yes, they could - except that Chris said its a bonus offer, which isn't allowed by eBay rules, so they really cant complain, other than to say chris was making an offer he wasn't allowed to make and didn't follow through

i think all the orders came from 3 or 4 people, so i guess the ween patrol, no one's really out anything

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made a separate Patreon post repeating much of his statements on the book shipment:

I think he's saying the "First of September" books were the ones he was supposed to send out halfway through August, but he couldn't afford to since he blew his money on BronyCon (he outright gave that as his excuse to his customers), and that the September books themselves are roughly on schedule.

Oh, I know he's failed to send stuff out before, and he ultimately just gave up on sending it out at all. I think that's what happened with the tshirts. But again, no one bothered him about the tshirts.

Someone on his Patreon was asking him about that.

Chris didn't respond to it.

Yes, they could - except that Chris said its a bonus offer, which isn't allowed by eBay rules, so they really cant complain, other than to say chris was making an offer he wasn't allowed to make and didn't follow through

i think all the orders came from 3 or 4 people, so i guess the fool patrol, no one's really out anything

The stamp raffle? Twelve people were in on that. lol, and one jackass spent $76, I guess hoping to win the Son-Chu toy grand prize.

If he hasn't sent out his prizes, I wonder if he was just bullshitting when he said he'd spent $700+ on Skylanders junk for that, or if it's just the effort/expense of shipping that's stopping him.

 

[Fapcop]

Hmmm... Patreon orders are delayed because Chris had to go grocery shopping and spend time with his one surviving family member?

You know, I'm starting to think that these are all silly excuses, and Chris is just incredibly lazy!

 

[sonichu is dead]

^^^^^ see?

this is how you get charged with fraud

 

[Lipitor]

Who has ordered an actual comic from Chris lately. Who does it say published it and all? Also how does it compare to an industry standard TPB?

 

[Marvin]

Yes, they could - except that Chris said its a bonus offer, which isn't allowed by eBay rules, so they really cant complain, other than to say chris was making an offer he wasn't allowed to make and didn't follow through

i think all the orders came from 3 or 4 people, so i guess the fool patrol, no one's really out anything

Like, to explain what I'm complaining about:

I like to see Chris flip out in situations where there's zero blame on the side talking to Chris. Like if they took every precaution to make sure it was all on Chris.

They don't necessarily have to. They're perfectly fine to treat Chris has a normal person and ditch him as soon as a reasonable person would, and that'd be 100% fair. But to be honest, it's kind of boring.

Like imagine if Chris managed to get a fast food job. The manager would obviously be in the right to fire him as soon as he fucked up. But that would be boring, content-wise. Imagine, Chris would come home one day, send a one-off tweet about how he got fired by a jerk, and then ramble about ponies for another twenty minutes.

What would be a lot funnier, is if they gave Chris warnings and breaks and tried to get him to buck up. We'd get weeks of Chris whining about work on twitter before the manager finally gave up and fired him. That's way more funny than not even trying.

Likewise, with these patreon rewards, almost no one bothers to complain to Chris about this. Like I'm pretty sure for the past few months, less than 50% of people who were supposed to get something from Chris said anything at all. With the people who do complain, most of them just make a public post on Chris' patreon, posts that kinda sound (to me) like they're asking for the sake of the group, not personally. And Chris responds with a generic cop out and comfortably forgets about it for awhile.

Without pressure in the form of private messages, there's no real motivation on Chris to actually deliver.

Honestly, the most stress Chris gets from patreon is internal. He knows he's going go miss a deadline, and he knows people follow his patreon for the prizes, so he gets stressed about making his excuse each time his comic book delivers are late. But even that stress is becoming weaker nowadays because people fail to keep up the pressure on him.

The most notable example (there's been a handful of them, not many) I've seen of someone pursue Chris for not delivering was Coty Smith, and he spent most of that time weening Chris after he got his merchandise delivered.

Who has ordered an actual comic from Chris lately. Who does it say published it and all?

I would imagine that if the printer's name was on the comics, it would've been leaked by now.

 

[Gooby]

"Oh no, a loud noise from the nurse!"

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was something like Bob complaining that he just wants to rest but the nurses are too loud.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute to it, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps here.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts?

 

[Marvin]

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute to it, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps here.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts?

I know we archive Chris' tweets manually. Are there services available to automate the process? Like I know there's tweetsave, but maybe we can rig something like that to run it automatically.

 

[sonichu is dead]

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exactly - i dont think anyone expected him to honour the bonus shit, however, what if some random had ordered something? it potentially could happen at any point, just like with the stamps - people were saying they were fucked up
someone who doesn't know about chris' past or weirdness might complain about any given thing - being sent late. being sent dirty.
i hope lardboy knows his only audience for buying stuff and not complaining is from here.


-edit to avoid double post-
god damnit chris, stop hitting on girls on their first day of college
theyre 17 years younger than you

 

[SugarSnot]

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Never ceases to amaze me how this 'tard manages to fit in buzzwords like "empathy" in every other post. It's also a bit concerning how Chris thinks Psychology is primarily about other peoples minds; like it's primarily a tool for manipulation and not a way of learning about yourself as well as other people.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Just like Chris, Leslie will celebrate my shoving something phalic shaped up her ass.
That's too much to as of a Jungian circus like Chris, but I do think it's disgusting that he's treating it like it's a code in SuperMario Galaxy that makes Princess Peach Take off her bloomers and show you her uncouth twat.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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You just KNOW the only time Son-Chu gets washed is when it rains. And I'm pretty sure the last mind a teenage voice actress would want to see into is Chris's...

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

"Psychology is awesome because it makes you more empathetic"
(Harambe is clearly upset about turning 50.)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Also let's talk about me some more."

Oh chris

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is Chris again with more lies and stupid hashtags. This sock saga is getting more pathetic than Chris' imaginary girlfriend who was just a sock dipped in lotion.

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[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Amy as in Amy Rose, that pink hedgehog from Sonic? He isn't even trying.

 

[Gunslinger]

Excuse me, what?! This is a word salad if I've ever seen one. The only thing deep in Chris' life is his deep financial debt.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

This is Chris again with more lies and stupid hashtags. This sock saga is getting more pathetic than Chris' imaginary girlfriend who was just a sock dipped in lotion.

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I think it's just a ween or white knight. Lot of those accounts floating around now. Art and typing style don't match with Chris.