Containment Random Chris Updates -

[ulsterscotsman]

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[Wraith]

Troll knight.

Considering how much bull she would be dealing with, wouldn't she be technically Shovel Knight?

"See?! See how caring I am?! Look at those flower emoticons! This time I used 3 at once!"
We still have that video of your cursor crashing into Twin Towers, Chris.

Considering how he can't emote real feelings that would make him endearing, having a few generic miniature pictures do it for him is the easy way out, and Chris always wants the easy way out.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Chris continues to cheat on Jessica

 

[Cuntster]

Can a poll be set up to vote whether Jessica is a Troll or a White knight?

If she turns out the be a white knight and the girl in her pictures does that instantly make her a lolcow by association?

 

[Chanchu]

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So is that eagle piss-stained or just colored to look like Son....Ni....CHHUUUUUU?

Fucking Christine Weston Chandler, ex-mayor of CWCville.

He got a lot of women to pursue...

Got a lot of Valium to consume

 

[Ass-burgers]

Chris continues to cheat on Jessica
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--Is so in love
----Cheats on her after a few days

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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Huh. A handjob from Chris. You know, considering how he holds a pen...

 

[CWCissey]

Huh. A handjob from Chris. You know, considering how he holds a pen...

But he gets a lot of practice next to the dumpsters behind Best Buy...

 

[Cuntster]

But he gets a lot of practice next to the dumpsters behind Best Buy...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris would not have been able to afford VIP tickets. They run about $650 for the weekend.

"My mom and I are starving! We need $650 for groceries!"

And yet the times he is most contemptuous are the times Watermelon is actually saying something rational.

That's because when people are rational to Chris, they're usually telling him something he doesn't want to hear.

 

[Fapcop]

Hands down one of the most bizarre, rambling CWC-videos ever.

It's like a loop of pure autism, only broken up by breaks of Chris closing his eyes, trying to get the cocks off his mind by imagining some boobies and going: "Mmmhhhmm".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Damn, I had no idea that someone would amplify that and piss off Chris.

 

[Chrisology1337]

Damn, I had no idea that someone would amplify that and piss off Chris.

I didn't think Chris was capable of damage control either.

 

[BurningPewter]

I'm confused. So Chris went from retweeting women to offering oral sex to all female vets.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Happy Harass the Shit Out of Women Day!

"and she and I have plans in the making."

What did he mean by this?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

"and she and I have plans in the making."

What did he mean by this?

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I hope they meet up

 

[Geoffrey Chaucer]

>plans in the making

Crystal?

 

[John Carmack]

>plans in the making

Crystal?

Meth