Containment Random Chris Updates -

[idosometimes]

Looks like MLP is accepting OCs into the show via a raffle, probably as background characters. Chris wants Night Star to make it in.

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Chris will never understand that no one is as interested in his characters as he is. No one else would like Night Star. No one would like his voice work. It is purely about him. He would be the only one who was happy when it was on screen. Everyone else would hate it. Hate it.

The show has no reason to add his character. There are other fan creations that have actual followings and are not most the powerful wizard with all powers ever now plus those created in the future. And he believes that all his danged pony friends will want his garbage character on the show instead of their own garbage characters. He could not be more selfish and arrogant if he tried.

HASCON is in Rhode Island. I doubt Chris would drive all the way up there. I think Hasbro is planning on this being a con for children from the info on the website. Without some sort of age limit it's gonna be filled with bronies and other degenerates.

It is a family friendly convention. The specific event with the raffle for the character appearance was for VIPs. Chris would not have been able to afford VIP tickets. They run about $650 for the weekend.

 

[Marvin]

Oh dear god...please don't let Chris win this. The whole thing will be utterly insufferable fucking hilarious.

Fixed.

 

[Fapcop]

I kinda hope he completely ignores the whole "HASCON Attendees only" part and goes full-on Chris with making sock puppet accounts and tweeting out to his "fans" to vote for Nightstar.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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[NinFreakLan]

Just when you think he can't get any more ridiculous... Stupid shit like this happens. Sock for us you fucking puppet. Sock like you've never socked before!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

On Chris wanting Night Star in MLP:

On Chris saying he doesn't want to be asked about the relationship with Quinn in the podcast:

 

[Marvin]

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I swear to god, Chris' brain is made of pudding.

 

[NinFreakLan]

I swear to god, Chris' brain is made of pudding.

It's more like burning lint innit? I mean at least you can do something with pudding.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When Watermelon is the voice the reason it means something is off.

 

[Kosher Dill]

On Chris wanting Night Star in MLP:

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On Chris saying he doesn't want to be asked about the relationship with Quinn in the podcast:
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I love Chris' thinly veiled contempt for Waterhead. Recognizing that he's a moron is literally easier than recognizing your own face in the mirror.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris's voice would be so disastrous for a voice actor. I am not just saying that because he's Chris, but his voice is legit awful for it

Also he'd sound like a tard and they'd be accused of making fun of tards.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

That little exchange between CWC and Quinn are really making me think he's in on whatever the con is here. As if that will matter in the end...

I love Chris' thinly veiled contempt for Waterhead. Recognizing that he's a moron is literally easier than recognizing your own face in the mirror.

And yet the times he is most contemptuous are the times Watermelon is actually saying something rational.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

On Chris wanting Night Star in MLP:

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On Chris saying he doesn't want to be asked about the relationship with Quinn in the podcast:
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"I trust your judgement hon"
She's not even trying to be subtle.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

"I trust your judgement hon"
She's not even trying to be subtle.

lol yeah, you beat me to it. Like why would she not trust somebody who has such a long, consistent history of using such sound judgement?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Looks like MLP is accepting OCs into the show via a raffle, probably as background characters. Chris wants Night Star to make it in.

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From Memories of Equestria: 20 Years of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, Smith, et al, 2033:

MLP had moved into somewhat grim territory with episode 904, Night Star Dies Unable to Escape a Burning Building. The character was created by Christian Chandler, a disturbed, middle-aged man apparently pretending to be his own grandmother, who had won a raffle to enter his original pony character in the show.

It was the first and last time that Night Star would be featured in the series, at least with her head still attached, and breathing. She is notable for having the least amount of dialogue of any speaking role on the show, her only line being "Hello," before the usually gentle and demure Fluttershy hacked her into a bloody mess with her iconic Fluttershy knife, screaming "SHOW ME YOUR GUTS YOU MISERABLE BITCH! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!"

It would not be the first time in that episode that Night Star would be fed her own kidneys.

The torture of Night Star would go on for another 58 minutes, commercial free, reportedly at the behest of Devon Cody, the show's longtime producer. Her gurgled screams (provided by Tara Strong) were worked into the background track of a peppy pony dance tune, the Grammy-winning "Make Her Scream!(aka Nobody Likes Night Star Except for Christian Chandler and Pedophiles)", which was played throughout the celebrated Drano Eye-Wash scene.

After her protracted, agonizing death, Chandler's OC would only appear posthumously in the series, sometimes as a rug, once as a moving blanket, and often swinging from a pole at the gates of Equestria as a warning to the nation's enemies not to trifle with the Mane 6.

The last the show ever mentioned Night Star was an episode of season 10, where Twilight Sparkle and Pinky Pie were relaxing after another adventure. Twilight turned to Pinky and asked, with a chuckle, "Hey, you remember when we straight-up murdered Night Star?"

"Oh, yeah," sighed Pinky Pie with a grin, "I remember. That was rrrreal fuckin' tasty."

And then they made out.

 

[Chanchu]

Whatever you say, old man.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Nigonidas]

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No Chris. Your dogs get canned chicken noodle soup and health problems.

 

[dacwcman69]

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Chris really is a living, breathing cartoon character embodied in a human; this saddens me a little more everytime he says something stupid like this

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I can see Chris eating the entire box, and the dogs getting a few crumbs.