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Trilby

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This really is the way Chris thinks. He has trouble dealing with abstract concepts, so he arbitrarily converts them into statistics. Chris has probably imagined a Trump presidency as a Poison status effect inflicting steady damage over time, whereas Hillary is like a Chansey that can utilize the egg in her pouch to use her signature Feminine Touch move, restoring 50% of economic damage.
And yet Chris acts like his own NPC anyway!
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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This really is the way Chris thinks. He has trouble dealing with abstract concepts, so he arbitrarily converts them into statistics. Chris has probably imagined a Trump presidency as a Poison status effect inflicting steady damage over time, whereas Hillary is like a Chansey that can utilize the egg in her pouch to use her signature Feminine Touch move, restoring 50% of economic damage.
Chris was too lazy to make up statistics; Chris was just reciting recycled BS he heard or made up.

"Hillary has a woman's touch"
"Donald Pmurt is broke and is taking over the Whitehouse to print money for hisself"
"Donald Pmurt is taking money from me, Christine Weston Chandler, middle class, transwoman, lesbian, and giving it to the rich people"
"Hillary supports da LGBT plus Mexicans, and lesbians like me like her woman's touch"
 
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DragoonSierra

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Chris was too lazy to make up statistics; all Chris was reciting was recycled BS he heard or made up.

"Hillary has a woman's touch"
"Donald Pmurt is broke and is taking over the Whitehouse to print money for hisself"
"Donald Pmurt is taking money from me, Christine Weston Chandler, middle class, transwoman, lesbian, and giving it to the rich people"
"Hillary supports da LGBT plus Mexicans, and lesbians like me like her woman's touch"
Where does the Donald Trump is broke thing come from?
 

Postal Dude

Killing is my business... and business is good!
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Chris re-shares some year-old MLP shit.
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Oh, Jessica. Do you think you'll ever get an answer?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Chris re-shares some year-old MLP shit.
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Oh, Jessica. Do you think you'll ever get an answer?
Once again, no one cared about Chris being too lazy to post any new content this Halloween season...maybe this Christmas season he'll repost his old Christmas list of demands from last year. It seems that Chris is obviously too busy with his new and highfalutin' galpals to post any new "content". He's finally become a decorated turd amongst fine European chocolates.
 

Marvin

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I wanted to ask @Marvin , why does Chris post stale junk like this? Asspats? Attention? Money? Active yet still deeply unfulfilling social life?
In old Chris calls, Chris would tell the occasional joke, or idea he had that he thought was funny. They were completely stupid, but Chris always thought they were super clever. When Chris thinks he said something clever, he's really proud of it.

Like the backwards spelling shit? That's a great example. Chris thinks that's amazingly brilliant.

Chris laughs at his own jokes. He does this little "heh... heh heh" chuckle thing.

And the thing is, you really want to shut Chris down in some way. But you can't, really. If you outright tell him the joke's not funny, Chris will think you're just being a dick. If you try to kill it with silence, Chris probably just quietly assumes you're a dumbass who doesn't get his hilarious wordplay.

Anyway, I think just being cute or whimsical is his motivation.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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In old Chris calls, Chris would tell the occasional joke, or idea he had that he thought was funny. They were completely stupid, but Chris always thought they were super clever. When Chris thinks he said something clever, he's really proud of it.

Like the backwards spelling shit? That's a great example. Chris thinks that's amazingly brilliant.

Chris laughs at his own jokes. He does this little "heh... heh heh" chuckle thing.

And the thing is, you really want to shut Chris down in some way. But you can't, really. If you outright tell him the joke's not funny, Chris will think you're just being a dick. If you try to kill it with silence, Chris probably just quietly assumes you're a dumbass who doesn't get his hilarious wordplay.

Anyway, I think just being cute or whimsical is his motivation.
Wow, so despite being told by people on numerous occasions that all his ideas, jokes, and verbal diarrhea are terrible, he still thinks people want to experience his autistic testimonials.
wow
I guess hundreds to thousands are hating on Chris, and he just ignores it because he is a beautiful trans-lesbian that can do no harm.
 

Suicidal Emo Panda

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Tax the rich, give it to me so I can buy more Lego and titty cream...-I mean NUTRITIOUS BANANAS for my mother.

That thought of Chris is so wrong. I believe people should be rewarded for their efforts. The harder you work, the more benefits you would get. Taxing the rich would only demotivate people to climb up the ladder since it won't be so much rewarding. This pushes people towards having a lazy attitude; do nothing and get money, just like Chris wants.
 
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