Chris posted this screenshot from Skylanders
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
God that's a serious case of derp face
And then Chris wonders why he's always disappointed with life...well, it's simple, when you cannot leave your imaginary world.
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Even that mouth is just as screwy as the one from the Game Stop video!
And cannot grow wings, tits and a vagina.
I get the impression Chris's ideal woman self is a quirky, bespeckled nerd girl who's a real hot babe when she takes her glasses off or something like that.
It's funny when Chris tries to be "modest".
Like when he talks about his tugboat:
it's a fun story. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking.
His Skylander femself looks like a grandma with no fashion sense trying very hard to be hip with today's kids. She tries to connect to the youth through what they call "cosplay" by slapping on a mish-mash of anime costume tropes. And when she attempts to pull a "kawaii face" she ends up looking like a stroke victim.
In other words, exactly like real CWC.
In other words, exactly like real CWC.
Jesus. Even his Skylander character is a unfortunate looking mouth breather.
Edit: added pic
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I don't believe this one was posted on the forums amidst the flurry of FB posts he made on the 13th and the resulting chatter. So, I'll do it, and it seems to belong here.
http://archive.md/fOfUJ
http://archive.md/fOfUJ
Haha there's that autistic grin we know and love.
For a second there he looks like classic Chris again. I miss classic Chris.
I just noticed he wrote 'Win, Hillary, Win!'
He must really like the structure of 'Verb, Name, Verb'.
Chris entered a Skylanders contest. The prize is a 3D printed figure. Chris would use it to print his own avatar from the game.
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Unbeknown to Chris, he's already screwed up. Looking at the rules of the contest, entries are judged on:
- 30% diversity of parts comprising character
- 30% uniqueness
- 40% creativity of accompanying catchphrase
Will he shoot a printout of the winner's profile picture when he loses?
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You would think someone whose entire life is fantasy and vidya would be a little more creative. He makes the most boring uninspired generic characters.
He might be too lazy now to even send a long-winded nonsensical complaint email to Activision support.
My personal theory is that there's a balance that has to be found when someone wants to create art. Many successful writers will also tell you that they read a lot. A lot of successful directors are movie buffs. The problem, I think, is that Chris is on the extreme end of that idea. He consumes WAY too much media, to the point where he can only regurgitate stuff he's already seen. I think if he'd been limited in his screen time and encouraged to be creative at a younger age, he COULD have actually made something of himself as a writer or artist. Alas, he had Barb and Bob as parents.
I think we'll get an angry/sad Facebook post, and that's about it.
Chris is really into Spyro Pokémon, huh?
Wait... a Pokémon-esque, video game hybrid?
Of course. It makes sense now.
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