Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris entered a Skylanders contest. The prize is a 3D printed figure. Chris would use it to print his own avatar from the game.

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Spoiler: Full pic

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Chris wins one contest and he believes that its appropriate to win them all, I am just surprised he has not gone full on Miss America or Toddlers and Tiaras. The main demographic of this contest, children 8-12, and gross men that still live with their mothers. Now this is the way Chris has established himself as a classy and setsy lesbian lady.
I am kind of glad Chris has no working theory of mind; he does not realize that the people in charge of this contest are going to proceed with extreme prejudice after looking at him in his parapa hat.

 

[Jack Awful]

Not a FB update, but still.
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/800164883652366336

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made this post to a Pokemon page a few days ago.

He posted it in the middle of arguing about the ethics of his Trump/Pence death wishes to his Facebook friends. I'm surprised he was able to keep his rage from seeping into the Pokemon post. He also didn't mention his hatred of the GameStop store that refused to be persuaded by the Unban contracts.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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He also didn't mention his hatred of the GameStop store that refused to be persuaded by the Unban contracts.

Kcufbmud probably forgot.

 

[Ophelia]

The random capitalization continues to mildly fascinate me. Is this a common thing with autistic individuals or is it Chris being his own special kind of special?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My personal theory is that there's a balance that has to be found when someone wants to create art. Many successful writers will also tell you that they read a lot. A lot of successful directors are movie buffs. The problem, I think, is that Chris is on the extreme end of that idea. He consumes WAY too much media, to the point where he can only regurgitate stuff he's already seen. I think if he'd been limited in his screen time and encouraged to be creative at a younger age, he COULD have actually made something of himself as a writer or artist. Alas, he had Barb and Bob as parents.

I think the issue is that he has no imagination, i.e. that part of his brain just doesn't work. I've said this elsewhere, but his creative process is basically copy and paste. He lifts characters, situations, settings and dialogue wholesale from other works. I remember when he was asked about Simonla's personality, and he said it was "generic construction worker." The basis for her relationship with Wild was "opposites attract."

I think he and Andy Warhol could have had some interesting conversations.

The random capitalization continues to mildly fascinate me. Is this a common thing with autistic individuals or is it Chris being his own special kind of special?

I think it's just that he's not very clever. He knows that Certain Important Words have Capital Letters at the Beginning, but he Doesn't Know Which Ones, and he Doesn't Read Or Write Enough to Know For Sure. So he just Puts Capital Letters at the Start of Any Word That Seems Important. This is What Happens when you Sleep Through Class.

 

[Trilby]

I think the issue is that he has no imagination, i.e. that part of his brain just doesn't work. I've said this elsewhere, but his creative process is basically copy and paste. He lifts characters, situations, settings and dialogue wholesale from other works.

Definately can't think of something original without having those concepts to work with.

I remember when he was asked about Simonla's personality, and he said it was "generic construction worker." The basis for her relationship with Wild was "opposites attract."

I think he and Andy Warhol could have had some interesting conversations.

That would be an interesting indeed (at least Warhol knew how to make it work).

I think it's just that he's not very clever. He knows that Certain Important Words have Capital Letters at the Beginning, but he Doesn't Know Which Ones, and he Doesn't Read Or Write Enough to Know For Sure. So he just Puts Capital Letters at the Start of Any Word That Seems Important. This is What Happens when you Sleep Through Class.

The word "emphasis" is lost on him.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I remember when he was asked about Simonla's personality, and he said it was "generic construction worker."

As if. If Simonla did nothing all day but drink beer and chat with her workmates about boobies and football that would actually make "Sonichu" somewhat entertaining.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris has the new pokemon? See you guys next spring!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris found a way to figure out if people are trolls.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris found a way to figure out if people are trolls.

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He's gotta spend time doing something now that all his FB enablers are off celebrating Trumpsgiving with frenimes and estranged in-laws.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris found a way to figure out if people are trolls.

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Unfortunately, 70% of the people who interact with Chris are trolls and the other 30% only interact with him out of pity.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris found a way to figure out if people are trolls.

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I like how he thinks it's some video game upgrade where all he has to do is listen and magically, he'll have whatever powers they're pushing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris found a way to figure out if people are trolls.

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schizotypal paranoia, ladies and gentleman.
If someone is telling Chris that he is a beautiful woman, who is entertaining and charismatic, then they're a troll in some form or another.

 

[zap2theextreme]

These youtube videos are dangerous. If Chris is retarded enough to think listening to it actually made him grow boobs and a vagina I can totally see him thinking he can develop telekinesis or mind reading powers. Huge boost to his paranoia and psychosis.

 

[Toki Wartooth]

These youtube videos are dangerous. If Chris is exceptional enough to think listening to it actually made him grow boobs and a vagina I can totally see him thinking he can develop telekinesis or mind reading powers. Huge boost to his paranoia and psychosis.

Well, he already thinks he can curse people or bless them. Thinking he can read minds is just the next step from there. But even if he thinks he's able to do it, he'll still shit himself and do nothing.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Ophelia]

At...least he has decent taste in women...sometimes?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris posted that to a Pokemon page.

He might have bought the two games at Target on the 18th, the release date, along with a $10 Transformers toy.

That's $90 of toys. Three days later, he made the "Help, please" begging video.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Chris posted that to a Pokemon page.

He might have bought the two games at Target on the 18th, the release date, along with a $10 Transformers toy.

That's $90 of toys. Three days later, he made the "Help, please" begging video.

The saddest part is I'm not surprised.