JULAY
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Asperchu was pretty cool. Clever, funny, and great at poking fun at Chris although he never got it in more than the most superficial way.
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Thats why it worked best, because it showed how dumb Chris was in a satirical way and in a way that just let him bait himself over and over again
I'm surprised we haven't seen a post yet about Mr. C killing Tojos and Krauts while Chris was chilling in his ballsack.
I'm actually surprised to see Chris accepting he needs to lose weight, considering how loud and agressive he used to be whenever his overweight was brought up.
That'd actually be an interesting comic, so there's no way Chris would draw it.
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Three things this post.
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1240267116067765
To be fair, it would be a stretch for anyone to hire him for just about anything, even if he really tried.
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1240267116067765
To be fair, it would be a stretch for anyone to hire him for just about anything, even if he really tried.
well you do need good hygiene to be considered
Three things this post.
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1240267116067765
To be fair, it would be a stretch for anyone to hire him for just about anything, even if he really tried.
Chris still has 'tism
Another interesting look at his view of femininity. Let's put it in list form:
Chris's guide to being feminine:
- Be positive
- Be non-confrontational
- Engage in pleasant conversations
- Offer emotional support
- Enjoy slice-of-life feminine things.
- Enjoying fantasy or violence is unusual but acceptable as a break from 'emotional details'.
This actually ties really heavily into something that's been rattling around in my head for a while about Chris. Occasionally, people will ask if Chris is really trans, or if this is just a ploy to get women. (Because that makes sense, right?) Marvin has repeatedly pointed out that Chris is fully invested in the trans thing. Here's why I think he is:
As HumanBeanbag pointed out, Chris' ideas on gender roles are firmly stuck in the 1950s. In Chris' world, men are supposed to be rough and tough providers, and women are supposed to be gentle and kind caregivers. (Who are in turn cared for by men.)
Based on this view, Chris is, obviously, a complete failure as a man. He's not tough. He's not a provider. His parents have cared for him his entire life. And in Chris' view, being a man is hard. You have to go to work, and we all know how Chris feels about work.
But on the flipside, in Chris' world, being a woman is easy. Based on Sonichu, according to Chris, all a woman has to do is go shopping, cook, and be there for some loving when the man wants it. Oh, and maybe take care of some kids, but how hard could that be? (Spoiler alert: It's really, really hard, but Chris doesn't know that.)
My theory - At some point, Chris looked at his future as a man, and didn't like it. He considered what he thinks being a woman is like, and said, "Hm, yeah, dat's easier, I wan dat," and began shifting his own personal backstory to be that he's a female soul in a man's body. And that's how Tranny Chris was born.
Okay, that is abundantly clear to most, the problem arises in the reality that Chris is none of the things he tries to stereotype women into being. I think he was confronted by some reality in some form or another right before he made that stupid post on women's fashion. Whatever provoked Chris into writing that dumb post probably upset his own interpretation of what he says women are. With that being said, I genuinely believe life has gotten to Chris and has really pushed him toward wanting an escape route toward something better but there's a problem with that. Eventually,reality will upset Chris again, and he will realize that it's impossible to be a woman (at least for him) on a social or physical level, just like being what society defines as a real man.
He was already dishing out salt because someone told him that women don't beg on the internet for toys and actually work for a living.
I bet Chris defines "trying to get a job" as selling his ass as a lesbian hooker on youtube.
I think it must have burned up in that housefire. 7 year olds need a lot of coffee, even in the bathroom.
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You could say this Facebook update is a cut above the rest!
Unsubtle product placement - Chris' only weakness.
Does he think he's still employed by them?
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