Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris posted this to a Pokemon page:

http://www.siliconera.com/2016/12/1...come-close-catching-100-million-global-event/

For reference, last week, he was encouraging people in the group to catch more Pokemon to try to meet that goal.

 

[GK 090]

Did Chris have someone write this for him? Seems a little too coherent for his normal writing.
 Also surprised this wasn't going to be a story that a cat was lost to the hoard.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ON 190]

Holy shit. He displayed some form of empathy.

 

[CWCchange]

LOL that video is old. Chris only liked Kurt's balls because one of them probably reminds him of the Sonichu Ball.

 

[jc17]

Did Chris have someone write this for him? Seems a little too coherent for his normal writing.
 Also surprised this wasn't going to be a story that a cat was lost to the hoard.
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He opened the door for a cat stuck in a room and he's talking about it as if he saved it from a burning house.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris is terrible with word phrasing; he can't realize when something looks like a double euntandre.
"I like Kurt's balls, I like em' alot...mmm..yeah, that's about right"

LOL that video is old. Chris only liked Kurt's balls because one of them probably reminds him of the Sonichu Ball.

Maybe Chris likes Kurt's balls because he is unconsciously attracted him through latent homosexuality......
I know, I know, Chris is not gay

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

^ I prefer the "Jhoto ball sampler". But, did you really expect him to think twice about what he's written and how it'll sound to another person? I mean, some of the things he writes is outright illegible.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Jessica calls out Watermelon! "You really are an unfunny dick...Christine, I seriously don't understand why you put up with his bullshit."

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Yes because Jessica recent bullshit advice and her enabling Chris is definitely better than a joke that's kinda true by Watermelon.

Both are dumb asses tho.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He opened the door for a cat stuck in a room and he's talking about it as if he saved it from a burning house.

No, that was half of a real life event.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mark Corrigan]

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That's the only gym you'd ever associate with, fatass.

 

[ON 190]

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Are those real Pokémon? Fuck, I'm getting old AND less tolerant of weird names.

 

[Jack Awful]

Are those real Pokémon? Fuck, I'm getting old AND less tolerant of weird names.

One of them's got the same name as a fucking cookie.

 

[Clown Doll]

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No Darkies Dark types

 

[Marvin]

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Sharpedo = Sharpei + pedo

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris is just testing the waters to see if people still have a good opinion of him or not after the Patreon thing
Begging starts in 5, 4, 3, 2..........."This is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live from, give me money now!"

 

[Lipitor]

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Can someone translate weeb for me?

 

[Silvally]

It roughly translates to: "I iz desperate for validation; de only thing I can slightly understand are da Pokemon"
Or Chris could be signaling that he is so desperate he will soon try to "go a courtin" outside of his race.

actually this is one of those things "everyone" is doing its meme like. i have seen a lot of my poke friends doing it and Chris has to do things like that just like he has to see all the click bait he has to do all the "Challenges"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

One of them's got the same name as a fucking cookie.
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