Containment Random Chris Updates -

The American Hedgehog

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Chris changed his profile pic to a Pokemon.

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Mariposa Electrique

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Chris changed his profile pic to a Pokemon.

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OMG!!!
Chris is fetishizing a graphic, which depicts some sort of ephemeral creature that he could never emulate or embody.
I am glad Chris does not have the conscious awareness to understand psychotherapy because he would be deeply ashamed of himself.

Well, I guess that's the only thing feminine that would ever be willing to do what he says.
 

King Kong... with wings?

6 inches long and feeling pretty fierce
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Are those real Pokémon? Fuck, I'm getting old AND less tolerant of weird names.
yeah
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All of them except for Mandibuzz don't fit Chris and in a funny coincidence, the Japanese name for Mandibuzz is "Vulgina" if anybody was looking for another good word for Chris' taint

probably reset Chris strikes me as the kind of person who thinks Girls only like female things
oh yes, I am surprised at his choice of pokemon except for mandibuzz
 

Silvally

The Silvally Guardian
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he wouldn't be a dark type gym leader then. why he would choose that over fairy is confusing because nearly all of the pokemon in dark type are aesthetically appealing to males save for mandibuzz and its pre-evolution Vullaby

oh i though you meant in general. no the thing hes doing you are given a type you dont choose.
 

King Kong... with wings?

6 inches long and feeling pretty fierce
kiwifarms.net
my guess on what Chris' brain and heart look like


this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is i hope it has one of these
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never ran into those
 

Spork

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I wonder if Chris uses a male Primarina or if he kept resetting for a female one.
When he tried to do a Nuzlocke run of X/Y (he stopped because of the house fire), he boxed his starter Chespin for a Gogoat because the latter was female. He seemed to be boxing everything male the moment he had a chance to replace it with a female, and at one point may have broken Nuzlocke rules in order to get a female Combee.

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this maybe stupid but i feel this is seems like the best time to say it but i wonder what his pokemon team looks like and how bad it is
His team in XY was utterly terrible. His Delphox had Cut for crying out loud.
 
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