Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris left College 11 years ago, that guy is a fucking idiot for thinking they care. You are an idiot for not thinking about it.

They should have at least issued this alert for Manchester; Chris will be more likely to be there after he loses his last marble!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I found a news article from 2007, in which Charb was interviewed while waiting in line for a rummage shop to open.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/r...cle_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html

The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.

Chris was 25 years old at the time.

Also, this confirms that riding mower and lawn tractor are interchangeable terms where Chris lives.

 

[Trilby]

I found a news article from 2007, in which Charb was interviewed while waiting in line for a rummage shop to open.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/r...cle_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html



Chris was 25 years old at the time.

Also, this confirms that riding mower and lawn tractor are interchangeable terms where Chris lives.

And since this site likes to play "fuck you" after a limited number of times visiting there for free, I spared the trouble by screencapping this for others to enjoy!

 

[Lipitor]

I found a news article from 2007, in which Charb was interviewed while waiting in line for a rummage shop to open.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/r...cle_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html



Chris was 25 years old at the time.

Also, this confirms that riding mower and lawn tractor are interchangeable terms where Chris lives.

and going toy shopping with his mommy.

 

[muh_moobs]

And since this site likes to play "fuck you" after a limited number of times visiting there for free, I spared the trouble by screencapping this for others to enjoy!
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This has been documented before. Not sure when, but this has been around since at least 2010.

 

[Trilby]

This has been documented before. Not sure when, but this has been around since at least 2010.

Thanks for the heads up there, I guess I didn't know that before (only ever having found out about Chris a few years back). I just hate it when online newspapers do that paywall/trial/subscription BS for older content.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

This has been documented before. Not sure when, but this has been around since at least 2010.

You're right. I had searched the Cwcki for SPCA, but didn't find the news article. I went to the Chris in the media page to add it in after posting here, and saw it was there, but only as a cropped photo of the newspaper.

And since this site likes to play "fuck you" after a limited number of times visiting there for free, I spared the trouble by screencapping this for others to enjoy!
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Good idea. I hate it when news sites do that, too.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Link to video:

 

[CatParty]

i hope he gets pneumonia

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's nice, Chris.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

Chris posts about shit and does nothing.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I cannot believe I am addicted to this shitty forum, its like being on crack and knowing its killing you.

 

[WeeGee]

And I was hoping Deadpool was gonna troll Chris by killing the pony...

 

[Tonberry]

Jesus Christ that video is almost as boring as the ones Chris makes. Almost.

 

[Boundless Emotion]

So Chris is still boring...

 

[CalmMyTits]

Deadpool didn't hack that pony to bits? I'm disappointed.

 

[Gaol]

Deadpool didn't hack that pony to bits? I'm disappointed.

I think they did it because of the "LOL THEY ARE BOTH CHARACTERS THAT BREAK THE 4TH WALL GET IT!" and one of them is secretly a brony, the reason Chris is fine with it is because the pony didn't die, if it did you would had seen him bring up a shitstorm on abuse and what not.

But don't worry Chen has you covered

Spoiler

 

[LAM]

"DooBattie"? Is that a new CWCism or is Chris more up to date on internet lingo than I am?

Edit: I have not watched the video, because it looks like another Brony fan-sperg fest, and I've seen enough of those already.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Link to video:

One of three possibilities.:
Chris has AIDS............
Chris has a bad immune system from junkfood and staying up late to play video games like a proper lady........./
Chris is buttering up everyone to beg for money, again.................

 

[SirInsanity]

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