Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Magusyrup]

This cannot be safe:

 

[Sergeant At Arms]

In addition there's a ton of references to Chris's patreon, including delivery of rewards and communication between Chris and backers, so they may be a backer. They also referred to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnAaRLNmZYHwfKKdSQ6RY3Q/videos a few times, and I can't find channel name referenced here or sonichu.com w/Google. This appears to be dedicated to documenting a Sonichu rpg as well as unboxing patreon rewards.

I'm the shithead with the Sonichu RPG channel and I was backing the patreon for the physical rewards novelty. :autism:

I've had alot of people messaging me about the Patreon rewards, mostly if Chris actually delivers on the rewards and how long they take to get delivered. I started putting when I pledged and the date of the video is when I received my rewards.

 

[Tha Promblems]

This cannot be safe:
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Time to torch 14BC for the insurance money again?

 

[Magusyrup]

Time to torch 14BC for the insurance money again?

Don’t think he’d go that far, if all he needs to do to make a ton more money off the horde is sell if off on eBay.

Oh, also, I don’t know if it’s common knowledge yet but this Ting Tings person is claiming to be one of Chris’s sweethearts. I have screen caps but idk if they’ve already been posted

 

[UngaWunga]

I hope Chris gets to fuck everyone. Including all of you.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I think what surprised me more is that unlike other times he has had a sweetheart, he is keeping so mum about who his two lovers are. He has yet to crack and that is impressive even by Chris' own standards.

That's because he's probably full of shit, or thinks he's in a relationship with his pony ocs. Chris knows that if he admitted to being with two of his pony ocs on the internet, people would start to call him mean names. That's more than likely the reason why he hasn't opened his big mouth yet.

 

[DJAndyMD]

That's because he's probably full of shit, or thinks he's in a relationship with his pony ocs. Chris knows that if he admitted to being with two of his pony ocs on the internet, people would start to call him mean names. That's more than likely the reason why he hasn't opened his big mouth yet.

That is true. Especially since every time people questioned his credibility with having a sweetheart, he is quick to respond. He even made up sweethearts like Chloe (who he forgot about when she was brought up).

 

[nvrwastetree]

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I smell house fire 2....

 

[Magusyrup]

That's because he's probably full of shit, or thinks he's in a relationship with his pony ocs. Chris knows that if he admitted to being with two of his pony ocs on the internet, people would start to call him mean names. That's more than likely the reason why he hasn't opened his big mouth yet.

Well, I don’t know if this proves anything, but:

I don’t think anyone has posted these, and they probably don’t mean jack shit until Chris loosens his lips, but just wanted to throw it out there. Might just be someone with a few Christine fantasies, might be a true and honest sweetheart

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Same person who make his twitter avatar. Another retard poking Chris into repeating "funny" things. Woopty fucking do.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Organized faggotry, this proves that anyone with persistence can ween Chris beyond all common sense. Chris just won't be okay after Barb's death, it's going to be one ween pyramid scheme after the other until Chris' head ends up preserved in a jar adorning the table of a wealthy Japanese business man. None of these people care about or look up to Chris, they're just using his notoriety to get attention and money. I hope they get super-AIDS.

 

[dacwcman68]

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"Cryzel" sounds like some gimmick one-time only thing they'd serve at Pizza Hut

 

[Magusyrup]

Organized faggotry, this proves that anyone with persistence can ween Chris beyond all common sense. Chris just won't be okay after Barb's death, it's going to be one ween pyramid scheme after the other until Chris' head ends up in preserved in a jar on the table of a wealthy Japanese business man. None of these people care about or look up to Chris, they're just using his notoriety to get attention and money. I hope they get super-AIDS.

Looking at Chris’s Twitter comments is like staring into Hell itself. I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy.

 

[Tanaka Naoki]

Looking at Chris’s Twitter comments is like staring into Hell itself. I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy.

Nothing but pewdiepie crossover and wannabe christorians

 

[VoreDoggy]

I'm the shithead with the Sonichu RPG channel and I was backing the patreon for the physical rewards novelty. :autism:

I've had alot of people messaging me about the Patreon rewards, mostly if Chris actually delivers on the rewards and how long they take to get delivered. I started putting when I pledged and the date of the video is when I received my rewards.

I thought I'd done due diligence with two google searches, but obviously not.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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Bryan Shickley, more like "Bryan, stick me!"
Who does Chris think would be on top in their hypothetical night of passion?

 

[DragoonSierra]

"Cryzel" sounds like some gimmick one-time only thing they'd serve at Pizza Hut

or the name of an employee at the Waffle House

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

might be a true and honest sweetheart

Sure, why not? Like the last 35 times.

 

[Idea Waifu]

The quality of weens is going down every day, now you need to pay money to troll chris? fucking morons they are trolling themselves at this point

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Someone on /cow/ posted another photo of Chris at the gym. I haven't seen this one posted before so I assume whomever posted this is in talks with Chris personally.

So he even wears that hat when working out? That thing has to smell awful

The quality of weens is going down every day, now you need to pay money to troll chris? fucking morons they are trolling themselves at this point

No kidding. If anyone wants to troll me by buying some shit I am going to throw out, I will sell it to you for $1000.