Containment Random Chris Updates -

[drtoboggan]

His thousand mile stare in that video is creepy.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Funkos are like cockroaches, if you spot one there's a chance there's 20 more around you can't see yet. I just made that up, but c'mon, that Dr. Strange one means that Chris being Chris he already has every single Funko related to Infinity War.

I was going to write something about how he can find so many ways to throw away his money but it's been done before, did he ever start playing Overwatch which he bought for -two- consoles?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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Good for him. I doubt it will last though.

 

[Sergeant At Arms]

There's plenty of other lolcows in the sea, Ken.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I'm hoping Kengle is a huge contributor to the Patreon and pulls his money making Chris' monthly donatiins go down to $200. I'd really like to see Chris desperately beg Kengle for forgiveness after telling him off for such minor shit.

The one thing we can take away from this comment thread is that Chris' ego and entitlement seem to have grown in recent years and it doesn't matter if you've bought things from his eBay account or shown him support the minute you say something he doesn't like you're gone. A couple years ago when Kim told Chris that he wasn't a lipstick lesbian he simply told her that he was sick of her raining on his parade.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

His thousand mile stare in that video is creepy.

He did that same thing in the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bedsheets video. Just, no.

 

[Done]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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It's because I x-posted the last exchange to his thread, which he reads quite religiously. I love how Chris is basically done with Kengle and wants to find an excuse to ban him from his Facebook, it's like he's the Mike Snyder of this situation lol..

There's plenty of other lolcows in the sea, Ken.

*Lol-Cows

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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Did Kengle grow a set of balls?

 

[Pony Horn]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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"You are welcome to pledge to my Patreon, should you choose."

 

[Milk Mage]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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So essentially what Chris is saying is "Fuck you, but give me money anyway."

 

[Holiday Special]

Or Chris thinks that only people who give him money are allowed to talk to him. He is descended from royalty after all.

 

[nvrwastetree]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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Wow Kenneth finally manned the fuck up and told Chris what he should've told him the first time. And Chris being the asshole as always, made the post about him when clearly Kengle was commenting about the 50% charge. Does chris even read anything before opening that mouth of his??? Good job losing one of your most avid supporters Chris.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

After being reprimanded by Chris again, Kengle had enough and walked away.

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Thats hilarious fam!!! The desperation for money is REAL!!!

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Or Chris thinks that only people who give him money are allowed to talk to him. He is descended from royalty after all.

.... House ACKnnister of The Gout?? Sigil: PigRoach?

 

[Done]

Wow Kenneth finally manned the fuck up and told Chris what he should've told him the first time. And Chris being the asshole as always, made the post about him when clearly Kengle was commenting about the 50% charge. Does chris even read anything before opening that mouth of his??? Good job losing one of your most avid supporters Chris.

The hilarious part? I don't recall there being a 50% charge from Patreon in the 1st place, the userbase created so much salt when they proposed changes that were far, far less than that (thread).

I think that guy who mentioned a %50 charge wants to incite Chris into a crusade against Patreon or something..

 

[Gooby]

The hilarious part? I don't recall there being a 50% charge from Patreon in the 1st place, the userbase created so much salt when they proposed changes that were far, far less than that (thread).

I think that guy who mentioned a %50 charge wants to incite Chris into a crusade against Patreon or something..

This for sure. They saw a convenient situation where Chris had his Patreon money halved, and are trying to trick Chris into thinking it's Patreon that's the bad guy here. It sounds like they want Chris to "boycott" Patreon, aka throw away the almost-free money he gets from it currently.

It's a stupid trick, and I doubt it'd work because Chris knows at least a little about Patreon, but it's better than the "hide in the shadows" weenery we see mostly these days.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris, ol' boy, some authors do indeed talk about how their characters will sometimes step forwards in their imaginations to tell them a thing or two that they didn't know. Even Ray Bradbury said as much. That's fine, even admirable in its way.

But these authors realise that these characters are purely products of their imagination, and that such talks are strictly mind-games on their part in constructing a story. This psychic mind-link stuff is wish-fulfilment rubbish, pure and simple. But hey, whatever makes you feel more super-special.

 

[Chopinpiano]