Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The Captain]

Joshua Martinez got some money out of him.

I highly doubt Joshua Martinez has had anything to do with Chris in years.

 

[dacwcman68]

If this doesn’t end with Chris storming the Ruckersville courts carrying a drawing of Cryzel and Magichan demanding a marriage license I’ll be very disappointed

 

[Gooby]

History doesn't repeat itself with Chris, it stands still.

Seeing Chris like that gives me nostalgia at this point, that single unprompted upload was a goldmine of great content and now we get videos that are just "give me money" day after day. I wonder if Chris still goes around telling people he's Cherokee and that "his tribe" should be respected and that their numbers are sadly thin (even though he's 1/16th and if you count all 1/16th people there are bound to be plenty of Cherokee people).

 

[Mr. 0]

Joshua Martinez got some money out of him.

...Wasn't that check bad? Like, he gave Chris a broken PSP but couldn't cash the check chris gave him anyway

 

[The Captain]

...Wasn't that check bad? Like, he gave Chris a broken PSP but couldn't cash the check chris gave him anyway

Source? I've never heard/read about this. Sounds like they trolled each other

 

[Trilby]

Speaking of Chris and his inability to change, here we have him promoting reality tv as something beneficial. Once again, Chris believes everything on television, from reality shows, to scripted sitcoms, to commercials, is an educational experience that needs to be accepted without question.

It's what you get for sleeping in class.

Chris obviously thinks poached eggs =butter or sour cream. Must be his first time ever seeing poached eggs.

And yet he has no problem making "Sunny Side Up" eyes on his 'chus!

When Chris says he was 'taken advantage of' he could mean almost anything, including the thing we know about- the trespassing charge. He used similar language to describe how he was 'tricked' into committing trespass before via Snyder.



Yeah Brittney Spears really needs nutritional scolding from Chris.

Spears 2018
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'Pristine Christine' 2018
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Now I'm thinking of this...

Spoiler: Power Leveling from the 90's

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Sonichu 16 is the one Idea Guy had him do. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_16

I'm afraid to ask how in the world you pronounce "Cryzel"? I'm sure I already know the answer anyway.

 

[Mr. 0]

Source? I've never heard/read about this. Sounds like they trolled each other

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q&A#The_End Ivy mentioned it in her post-mortem Q&A before she moved on to the great beyond

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

I'm afraid to ask how in the world you pronounce "Cryzel"? I'm sure I already know the answer anyway.

I think it's pronounced, ''Crystal."

 

[Trilby]

I think it's pronounced, ''Crystal."

Even if the "T" sound is not really present at all in the English handling of "Z".

 

[johnny5150]

Chris chan just confirmed that he is polyamorous, but he will have a hard enough time finding one boy/girlfriend https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992896236817707008

does Chris even know what a polyamorous is?

 

[dacwcman68]

Even if the "T" sound is not really present at all in the English handling of "Z".

Given Chris' grasp on da English language, i'd say the pronunciation leans more towards "Crissul"

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Even if the "T" sound is not really present at all in the English handling of "Z".

I was actually just trying (and failing) to point out Chris's inability to conjure up names that aren't wholly derivative of something else. It sounded cleverer in my head.

 

[Trilby]

Given Chris' grasp on da English language, i'd say the pronunciation leans more towards "Crissul"

Probably (or "Crizzel" as I thought).

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Seeing Chris like that gives me nostalgia at this point, that single unprompted upload was a goldmine of great content and now we get videos that are just "give me money" day after day. I wonder if Chris still goes around telling people he's Cherokee and that "his tribe" should be respected and that their numbers are sadly thin (even though he's 1/16th and if you count all 1/16th people there are bound to be plenty of Cherokee people).

Or that he just got his mail-order DNA results back, & *since* he has now discovered that *he* is 1/118ths Jewish, he is now sorry for all the terrible things he has said about Jewish people in the past. And please send him $ bc he spent like $100 on that dang test.

 

[James Howlett]

does Chris even know what a polyamorous is?

He understands it about as well as he understands terms like bi and trans.

I gotta admit, it's been kind of fun seeing how far Chris has come from seeking a "boyfiend-free-white-ages-18-to-24-girl" to "alive and with holes"

 

[Pony Horn]

I'm workin' on it! Trust me!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'm workin' on it! Trust me!

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Go work on it!

 

[Done]

Don't know if this one was posted:

 

[Kosher Dill]

Good news: Idea Guy is gone.
Bad news: Because he was chased away by a bigger headmate.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Not if this one was posted:

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Oh no, he's going to run people over with his car again.