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Okkervils

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Chris DID prostitute but was tricked into not using protection and now has to spend all his money on HIV prophylaxis to ensure he doesn't develop the disease.


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Or he fell for a nigerian prince scam but the former is more dramatic.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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It's nothing new or interesting, Chris, you got cited for trespassing and not even nerds can stand you for a long period of time. All this polyamory crap just strengthens my belief that Chris does like men, he didn't like them before, but he did suppress some deep-seated desire, but now he's okay as long as he claims it's polyamorous and he calls himself a woman. Bry's girlfriend is not jealous, she and Bri are probably just totally creeped out that Chris has to take something benign like twitter narcissism and turn it into "sausage in my mouth" fest 2018.....given that this situation is not an elaborate fabrication meant to draw in more money on all three sides.

BTW, it's hilarious that's bitching about money, yet he has to throw in "Amazon Prime".
Will Chris finally realize he can't worm himself into a heterosexual, lesbian, polyamorous, or gay relationship? Only time will tell.

How many times can Kengle say notice me in tard?
No, what Chris needs is a caseworker, not a project manager.
 
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Wibbly_pips

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Chris DID prostitute but was tricked into not using protection and now has to spend all his money on HIV prophylaxis to ensure he doesn't develop the disease.
That seems like the most logical of conclusions. Unless chris is talking about someone commiting fraud as chris. It wouldn't be too hard considering the wealth of knowledge there is on him. Although who ever would be silly to do such a thing IDK
 

Ted_Breakfast

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Tbh Chris never changes. Love how his reaction is that "yeah, you should know more about polyamory, then you'd figure that this would be all right".

Speaking of Chris and his inability to change, here we have him promoting reality tv as something beneficial. Once again, Chris believes everything on television, from reality shows, to scripted sitcoms, to commercials, is an educational experience that needs to be accepted without question.
 
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