Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Maxliam]

So, will the new issues of Sonichu feature a team of Alternate Chrises traveling around the multiverse doing nothing interesting and being incredibly boring?

No multiverse could handle that much autism. Look at how McDonald's got hit for offering schezuan sauce.

 

[MahFibro!]

Nah I think he would, Chris doesn't care if he's already got a pony version of himself there, he'll add as many Chris-chans into his story as he can. And even if you think he wouldn't like to be reminded of how he was a dumb male, he would just do this and turn that old pony into a woman:

Never underestimate Chris's autism...

Either that, or turn his old pony into a love interest for his new female pony.

 

[Lord Khaz]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1767180996709705

Looks like Chris wants to reproduce "the classic"? In hopes of selling it I guess?

 

[MahFibro!]

Can anyone confirm if that third post down is legit? Or just another troll posing as CWC? It's so hard to tell, nowadays.

https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu

 

[Chopinpiano]

Ask him to post a video verifying it's him.

 

[Marvin]

Can anyone confirm if that third post down is legit? Or just another troll posing as CWC? It's so hard to tell, nowadays.

https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu

Look at the description.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Can anyone confirm if that third post down is legit? Or just another troll posing as CWC? It's so hard to tell, nowadays.

https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu

That's a troll account.
For reference, Chris only has two Twitter accounts:
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu
and
https://twitter.com/nightstar2891

 

[Vorhtbame]

"Rosachu".

Fake news.

 

[MahFibro!]

Thanks for the corrections in regards to the fake account. Given CWC's perchance at misspelling names/words and not giving a crap; I completely missed the obvious.

On a separate note - anyone else surprised that CWC would link to a FB post he made a year ago, where he acknowledges his childlike drawing technique? It doesn't seem like him to acknowledge his art style is utter crap; but be proud of it, regardless. Although, I can't help but wonder - when he says 'media' - is he's referring to the work as a whole? (drawing style/sloppy coloring) or just the media he chooses to use for it (pen and markers).

Personally speaking, I'm leaning towards the latter.

 

[jc17]

With all this pony stuff going on, you'd think Chris would have at least have given a mention to this in his Ducktales rant... or at least bitch about how it's "Ruining the purity of his friendship is magic" or some stupid shit.

 

[MahFibro!]

With all this pony stuff going on, you'd think Chris would have at least have given a mention to this in his Ducktales rant... or at least bitch about how it's "Ruining the purity of his friendship is magic" or some stupid shit.

Pastel colors and cutesy foo foo voices make the nod obvious; but CWC probably wouldn't make the connection because they lack cutey marks.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Oh, I dunno. Remember that Chris considers THIS

to be a perfect composite of Sonic and a Pikachu. As long as there's the most rudimentary colour and shape resemblance to something that he loves, he will get the reference. It's probably something to do with the :autism:

 

[ON 190]

Oh, I dunno. Remember that Chris considers THIS

to be a perfect composite of Sonic and a Pikachu. As long as there's the most rudimentary colour and shape resemblance to something that he loves, he will get the reference. It's probably something to do with the :autism:

If anyone called themselves a “friendly neighborhood daddy” I think you can legally kneecap them.

 

[jc17]

If anyone called themselves a “friendly neighborhood daddy” you should kneecap them.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Prussian Blue]

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[VoreDoggy]

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He's a Christ?

("this world's god" makes me do a thunk. Are the CPUs inter-stellar?)

 

[No_one]

So Chris is cool because Christ is 83,66% Chris and it is a very artistic (autistic?) name?

 

[James Howlett]

He's a Christ?

("this world's god" makes me do a thunk. Are the CPUs inter-stellar?)

I think Chris is speaking dimensionally. Like real god versus cartoon god.

 

[MahFibro!]

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I feel dumber just for reading that insipid garbage.

Also...

'Nobody go changing there names now!'

As in, don't change your name to 'Chris' in order to better the chances at CWC wanting to meet you; or don't change your name to something other that 'Chris' in order to avoid being noticed by him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Nigga, why u lie?
So Chris is obviously not aware that Christ is a surename and has nothing to do with St. Christopher, which is a popular name amongst the ranks of white trash, who should never had sex in their 50s.