Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The Un-Clit]

You might have noticed a certain sperg in Chris's mentions lately, well, his thread is now up, pending mod approval.

https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3807591/

Well spotted! I remember the Jacob JS account here sperging about necromancy and reading the future in random Chris-Chan related threads, so he's been thirsty for OPL's girldick for quite a while now.

If i remember right I gave him a precognitive reading of my own on his profile page, that there was going to be a halal thread in his near future and what do I see before me? May not be actually halal, but it's still good enough for me.

 

[White bubblegum]

Oh god, I remember that guy sperging about how he "couldve turned out like chris"

 

[BeanBidan]

Chris is married to multiple imaginary beings. Barb is still a widow though, Good luck!

Soon she too will join his harem

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Pewdiepie you must do this. This is not a game. This is possibly the single most important event that'll ever happen in your life. Just try not to crap your pants.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris reminds me of a starving lion in Africa going after an elephant.

 

[White bubblegum]

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The madman might just do it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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"PEWDIE PIE, put ME on your show POST HASTE; AND WHAT NOT! MY fragile Heart is growing TIRED of Begging For PEANUTS! Also, Dump your WOMAN IMMEDIATELY! So I can BECOME Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu DiePie! You Will See that I Am Well VERSED In The ASIAN ARTS of Beaudeux Kung Fu, which I, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, Learned from the Ancient Chinese Fighting Dykes. I HAVE the Agility of an ASIAN Gymnist and the SUCKING power of Nintendo's Kirby!
SINCERELY, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu"

 

[Buck Mullet]

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Eh, he probably just wants Pew to make a video ordering Chris's local McD's to change their new layout back to a CWC approved one.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Sonichu DiePie!

Dying..

 

[DeathHeat]

Tara Strong hates him, his brother won't talk to him, he's running out of famous people who aren't Brittney Spears

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Chris just wants us to buy him his dream jacket and 3 other items for Christmas.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1047053610956275712
https://archive.md/KtW24

 

[Paige Matheson]

Chris just wants us to buy him his dream jacket and 3 other items for Christmas.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1047053610956275712
https://archive.md/KtW24

I’m sure his Patreon customers would like their comics they paid for forever ago and never received.
It would make a lovely present for Christmas.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Tara Strong hates him, his brother won't talk to him

...he's going down the garden to eat worms (or ducks)

 

[Silver Octopus]

I bet whatever plan Chris has for Pewdiepie involves Felix promoting Chris' eBay.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What a selfish prique. The autism excuse only goes so far. I'm not buying Chris any girls clothes that don't fit. I'll send him a potato sack lined with the cheapest cotton to keep him warm during the winter. That's it.

 

[Marvin]

What a selfish prique. The autism excuse only goes so far. I'm not buying Chris any girls clothes that don't fit. I'll send him a potato sack lined with the cheapest cotton to keep him warm during the winter. That's it.

Buying myself presents is exhausting. Sometimes I just want to be surprised by someone else buying me a present.

Spoiler

also this is hilarious:

prique

Not sure if it was intentional. In American English, it's spelled prick.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

also this is hilarious:

Not sure if it was intentional. In American English, it's spelled prick.

Back off, pickle. "Prique" is the second best thing I've seen today, second only to SonichuDiePie. And @Mariposa Electrique was the author of such incrediballsness both times.

'MuriKKKan spellings... boresauce.

 

[Mason Verger]

Back off, pickle. "Prique" is the second best thing I've seen today, second only to SonichuDiePie. And @Mariposa Electrique was the author of such incrediballsness both times.

'MuriKKKan spellings... boresauce.

Now I just picture Fabienne from Pulp Fiction saying that:

"What a selfeesh prique. He did not have any blueberry pancakes, only buttermilk."

 

[CWCissey]

Now I just picture Fabienne from Pulp Fiction saying that:
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"What a selfeesh prique. He did not have any blueberry pancakes, only buttermilk."

Oh, I like that. I like being called Tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
I didn't call you a mongoloid, I called you a re.tard. And I took it back.