Containment Random Chris Updates -

[TedBovisUK]

Wait. WAIT.

EG Daily also appeared in Better Off Dead, playing herself. Better Off Dead also starred Dan 'if she's a fighter, hold her tighter' Schneider. Dan Schneider shares 'proclivities' with another Kiwi Farms favourite, John Kricfalusi.

I'm sensing a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top! :autism:

On a lighter note, last I heard, EG Daily was married to that cocky Rick Salomon or whatever his name was, the man behind the Paris Hilton sex tape. Talk about finding your level...

 

[zap2theextreme]

imagine being the guy that's fucking the voice of tommy pickles

 

[TedBovisUK]

In case anyone wants to put a face to the name...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh God no.

EG Dailey is awesome.

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[Chrus Chundlur]

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So, Chris thinks he is (basically) a Transformer too. Yeah, why the fuck not at this point.

He's like that kind of obnoxious kid at primary school that when playing make-believe just had to have every possible power in the universe (only that the kid actually knew it was not for real and had a way better grasp on reality than this middle-aged out of control ball of lard)

 

[TedBovisUK]

This was a tune. (WARNING - clip contains Dan 'show me your feet or you're out on the street' Schneider)

He's like that kind of obnoxious kid at primary school that when playing make-believe just had to have every possible power in the universe (only that the kid actually knew it was not for real and had a way better grasp on reality than this middle-aged out of control ball of lard)

Life's one long game of Calvinball for Chris.

 

[Trilby]

I checked out her Twitter and the Indiegogo page (archive) itself and it's transparently obvious that she's a has-been who's trying to restart her career using music. She wants 25 grand to promote a music video for a shitty self-love song that's already made.

I wouldn't put it past her to have reached out to randoms to get some extra publicity. Odd that Chris would be one of them.

E: It only has 1 backer at $80.

Nobody remembers her role on "The Righteous Apples" I'm sure!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'I DO remember to tell them to hold the mayo and add cheese on a Whopper.' *twattyblushysmiley*

Yeah, sure, Chris. I can see that barrel-gut melting away to reveal washboard abs and your tits swelling to gravity-defiant HH-cups right now...

 

[KiwiKritter]

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A flowchart on how Chris transforms:

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Pokedex numbers for the Wall of Originals:
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Chris in denial about his weight:

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Chris is still triggered by pictures of Tito:

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Chris likes Cheerwine:
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On cancer... is he saying heart disease is a form of cancer?
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Plautistic is my new favorite fakemon

 

[nvrwastetree]

Plautistic is my new favorite fakemon

I don't think Chris understands how surgery nor pacemakers work. If Bob had that many triple bypasses, no wonder why he was at his wits end when it came to Chris acting stupid and tarding about ruckersville.

Apparently, all Chris wanted from pewdiepie was for him to help Chris out protesting against Trump.

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And if pewds did actually help Chris get to Hawaii (I'm shocked Chris knows what Hawaii is since he had trouble understanding the basic concept of austrailia) we all know once Chris got there, he would completely forget the point of going to Hawaii, bitch about the humidity, then shit himself and do nothing. Also, I'm pretty sure PewDiePie doesn't want to waste his money to send Chris and Snorlax to Hawaii for no reason

 

[ATaxingWoman]

"A lovely bit of awesome"

???

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[mertyville]

Did Chris ask for pity so often back when he wasn't trying to become "trans?"?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Prayers? Why would a god ask for prayers lol

 

[BScCollateral]

Prayers? Why would a god ask for prayers lol

I'm not sure if a god would ask for anything else...

But more seriously, I hope Chris isn't asking anyone to pray to him.

 

[Mason Verger]

Prayers for what? That he has a good nap?


Also hilarious, the guy gets up at ten and takes a nap at one.

 

[Rogowski]

My guess would be rampant homophobia.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

View attachment 560059My guess would be rampant homophobia.

Chris is getting trolled, he doesn't watch movies that don't have cartoon characters or scantily dressed lesbians. How bogus.

 

[Mason Verger]

View attachment 560059My guess would be rampant homophobia.

That's fishy..

 

[Rogowski]

That's fishy..

That question at the end seems almost rhetorical and the kind of self reflection it shows on Chris' behalf seems above him.