Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

Not going to bother to watch his video but I did look up his score for Top Gun and Rotten Tomatoes posted a bunch of his recent reviews:

Top one is funny, The Simpsons Movie was awful even compared to more modern seasons of The Simpsons let alone the classic era.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I never noticed the Red Bubble link. This is the only three items

I swear, if I see some nigga wearing this, I'm gonna bully him so hard, lol. I'm gonna put that nigga in a headlock and fart in his mouth nonstop until he throws up.

 

[JayHarrison]

I never noticed the Red Bubble link. This is the only three items
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I swear, if I see some nigga wearing this, I'm gonna bully him so hard, lol. I'm gonna put that nigga in a headlock and fart in his mouth nonstop until he throws up.

The graphic design on that sticker... tsk, tsk, tsk.

And, speaking of graphic design, I have to address something in regards to Moviebob and making money off other people's works: Does the artist who drew that shouting man on the "Comics Are Weird!" T-shirt get any of the revenue? Because there's no way in Hell that Bob's drawing skills are anywhere close to being that good...

 

[LightDragonman1]

Seriously, I can't get over how he is so reluctant to give Top Gun Maverick (or any of the previous Mission Impossible films for that matter) a glowing review, in spite of just how well crafted they are, what with the amount of dedication and training Cruise and the other actors went through, while doing nothing but sing the praises of the latest Marvel movie that relies mostly on CGI and the like. He even said this in regards to why he is confused as to why the MI films and the like receive such acclaim.

""What, it’s based on a TV show instead of a comic book? Because Tom Cruise’s agelessness is aspirational to my overwhelmingly aging-male industry? Because it’s the last “name” franchise still firmly ensconced in the previous century. It’s the last refuge if you prefer your 120 minutes of explosions, fist-fights and car-crashes to not be tainted by jokes, capes, teenagers, popular music with too much rhythmic bass (and verses in languages you may not speak), Chinese and/or Korean pop-stars or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? I don’t get it."

You know Bob, a film not having all the things your precious MCU films and F&F entries contain can in fact be pretty refreshing. Not to mention that it makes up for it with some little things like real stunts, intense training, and love of the craft.

 

[Bush King]

Seriously, I can't get over how he is so reluctant to give Top Gun Maverick (or any of the previous Mission Impossible films for that matter) a glowing review, in spite of just how well crafted they are, what with the amount of dedication and training Cruise and the other actors went through, while doing nothing but sing the praises of the latest Marvel movie that relies mostly on CGI and the like. He even said this in regards to why he is confused as to why the MI films and the like receive such acclaim.

""What, it’s based on a TV show instead of a comic book? Because Tom Cruise’s agelessness is aspirational to my overwhelmingly aging-male industry? Because it’s the last “name” franchise still firmly ensconced in the previous century. It’s the last refuge if you prefer your 120 minutes of explosions, fist-fights and car-crashes to not be tainted by jokes, capes, teenagers, popular music with too much rhythmic bass (and verses in languages you may not speak), Chinese and/or Korean pop-stars or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? I don’t get it."

You know Bob, a film not having all the things your precious MCU films and F&F entries can in fact be pretty refreshing. Not to mention that it makes up for it with some little things like real stunts, intense training, and love of the craft.

But it's not artificially hyped by Disney in legacy media trying to recoup their billions in acquiring the IP. He can't jerk off imagining himself as the Hulk COOMING in Scarlett Johansson. Also, Reagan era? Icky!

Bob probably watches other Disney orbiter's reviews on shit before they come out, I wouldn't be surprised if he begrudgingly saw it after seeing how popular it was in the metrics and his "friends" reviewed it positively.

 

[The tired cat]

I've made a point of mocking Bob's overly verbose and frankly confusing video descriptions before, but I wanted to highlight this one because it really goes to show how simpleminded he is:
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That's it. That's all he could think of to say.

I'm not going to kill brain cells by watching the review proper (even five minutes is too much Bob for me), but if this is his takeaway, then good God he is so fucking bad at this.

On a side note, I went to see it today on Drinker's full-throated recommendation video, and all I can say is wow, I didn't think it was possible for Hollywood to make a movie like this anymore. Visually stunning, great performances, an engaging (albeit minimal) plot, and best of all, paid loving tribute to the original without shitting on and denigrating it for being non-PC. This is a movie that deserves to be seen on the biggest screen you can watch it on with as many people as possible; my theater was completely full and the crowd loved every minute of it. Tom Cruise may be a wacky Scientologist, but as long as he keeps channeling his insanity towards delivering blockbusters like this, I'm all for it, especially if it means the end of the capeshit era.

I could be wrong, but didnt Cruise quit scientology like a long time ago, because he realized those guys were fucking up his career with movie suggestions?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I could be wrong, but didnt Cruise quit scientology like a long time ago, because he realized those guys were fucking up his career with movie suggestions?

No, officially Tom Cruise is still in the Church of Scientology. And the creepy thing about Scientology is that it's long rumored (probably confirmed) that they keep their recorded auditing which means David Miscaviage quite potentially has access to any and all dirty laundry on Tom Cruise and other celebs like John Travolta said to them.

It has been rumored for a while that Tom has distanced himself from the Church Cult. But ultimately that just amounts to hearsay and most likely Tom has just made the wisest decision of keeping his weird relationship with Scientology on the down low since its been well known for years now how creepy Scientology is.

 

[The tired cat]

No, officially Tom Cruise is still in the Church of Scientology. And the creepy thing about Scientology is that it's long rumored (probably confirmed) that they keep their recorded auditing which means David Miscaviage quite potentially has access to any and all dirty laundry on Tom Cruise and other celebs like John Travolta said to them.

It has been rumored for a while that Tom has distanced himself from the Church Cult. But ultimately that just amounts to hearsay and most likely Tom has just made the wisest decision of keeping his weird relationship with Scientology on the down low since its been well known for years now how creepy Scientology is.

Didnt Travolta drop scientology and thats why we dont see him in many big named movies, plus I recall there was a huge shift in his personality after his son died

 

[Koby_Fish]

This one is just baffling. Even the OP is a retard, because The Raccoons was a relatively serious cartoon for kids that tackled a bunch of issues usually relegated to post-episode PSAs and made its best attempt to handle them maturely and intelligently (and whether that's the case or not is up to you). 8 Bit Dip Shit ignorantly reducing it to "zany raccoons playing in the forest" can be guaranteed to have never watched even a single episode. No wonder Bob probably feels some kinship with him.

Being a Canadian cartoon broadcast on CBC, I don't know how much play The Raccoons got in the United States. Given how much Bob talked about his mom wanting to watch shit on CBC, I think it's likely he's never seen it unless some US station near him picked it up.

But yeah as goofy as it (and specifically Bert Raccoon) was, it was dead fucking serious as well.

The graphic design on that sticker... tsk, tsk, tsk.

And, speaking of graphic design, I have to address something in regards to Moviebob and making money off other people's works: Does the artist who dres that shouting man on the "Comics Are Weird!" T-shirt get any of the revenue? Because there's no way in Hell that Bob's drawing skills are anywhere close to being that good...

I think it's still Jessica Fielhauer, the lady that gave Bob the "reaction faces" for his Escapist videos (that included Harrison-Ford esque expressions) and therefore still technically has available to him. IDK if he paid her for it already and doesn't need to pay her anymore, or still pays her a bit of royalty, or is paying her in "exposure" now that he's no longer with the Escapist.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Didnt Travolta drop scientology and thats why we dont see him in many big named movies, plus I recall there was a huge shift in his personality after his son died

Travolta is still in it too, but the man is 68 years old and bald now. So his time being a big name Hollywood actor is just pretty much done now.

The guy most assuredly has more money than he could ever spend in several lifetimes and sadly lost his wife to cancer a few years back. So I think he's just happy to be in well deserved semi-retirement. Sadly though his next movie is with Bruce Willis so it's very easy to assume he's doing piece of shit VOD movies for whatever reason.

 

[The tired cat]

Travolta is still in it too, but the man is 68 years old and bald now. So his time being a big name Hollywood actor is just pretty much done now.

The guy most assuredly has more money than he could ever spend in several lifetimes and sadly lost his wife to cancer a few years back. So I think he's just happy to be in well deserved semi-retirement. Sadly though his next movie is with Bruce Willis so it's very easy to assume he's doing piece of shit VOD movies for whatever reason.

Huh, didnt know hes in a Bruce Willis flick, last movie I saw him in was with Kevin Heart where he played this rather insane stunt trainer.

 

[Red Hood]

The graphic design on that sticker... tsk, tsk, tsk.

And, speaking of graphic design, I have to address something in regards to Moviebob and making money off other people's works: Does the artist who dres that shouting man on the "Comics Are Weird!" T-shirt get any of the revenue? Because there's no way in Hell that Bob's drawing skills are anywhere close to being that good...

It reeks of lazy circa-2008 CafePress.

 

[Positron]

But do YOU blame your child? It is pretty perverse that you people are so preoccupied with the tools used to commit violence, rather than the cause of violence itself.

Even Chris's cronies cannot endorse his platitude.

This is the other Chris Chipman.




Charming.

 

[Franz Joseph]

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But do YOU blame your child? It is pretty perverse that you people are so preoccupied of the tools used to commit violence, rather than the cause of violence itself.

It's intentional. If you dig a little deep into gun violence or crime in general and take a look at the statistics you will come across some uncomfortable truths, so people like Chris rather just blame everything else but the obvious thing that is right in front of them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Charming.

Highly reminiscent of Bob's chest-pounding tweet after getting rehired by the Escapist. I wonder if this will also end in tears. Hilarious tears.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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But do YOU blame your child? It is pretty perverse that you people are so preoccupied with the tools used to commit violence, rather than the cause of violence itself.

Blaming the child means that they take responsibility for their actions. The notion of responsibility is anathema to a Chipman.

Even Chris's cronies cannot endorse his platitude.
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"Weapons of war."
What a fat pussy

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What is the formatting on the Star Wars tweet? The ellipses followed by four empty bullet points followed by more ellipses is awful.

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Charming.

Unsurprising a Chipman would co-sign something a statement so petty, bitter and immature.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Personally I'd ask my child why they hit the other kid with the stick. If they said something like "I felt like it" then I'll take the stick and use to whip their ass nothing excessive just a few whacks to see how they like it & then they're grounded.

If it turns out the other kid was a bully and this was their only line of defense especially if the other kid was bigger then I'll buy them ice cream.

 

[Positron]

Journos grilled the Texas police "Why didn't your 19 officers break through the doors and rescue the children?". Col. Steven McCraw blamed the wrong information the Chief of police received at the time. The journos were not convinced.


I have no idea what "woke policing doctrine" has caused the Uvlade deaths.

Good luck having Democrats elected then.

Bobby hates it when people laugh at his mug, so he loves to do it to others.


Children and teachers shot dead; women on the internet most affected. Yubo is yet another social media app.

Yes. Johnny Depp murdered children too.



Bobby and friends evoke the racist dumb black footballer stereotype on Herschel Walker.




Bobby and his troon pal think people in Wyoming have no business caring about what happens in the US border.

You may as well ask him what that abortion ban in Alabama has anything to do with Massachusetts.

Let's take a look at the homeless in California.

Brother Alpha must think that in the streets of California, food and exercise cost money but fentanyl is free.

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Josh Hawley denounces Neoconservativism, which he argues is bipartisan (Compact Magazine article).





Another triumph of transsexual students in America (our A&N thread).

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Jordan Peterson:


Coming up is a documentary of something that never existed (and it isn't the Loch Ness Monster). Bobby feels compelled to respond because it is made by his one true love (and it isn't Lindsay Ellis).


Incomprehensible rant at InfraHaz, something something Meghan Markle something something lizard people.


The debate on the necessity of cars seems to be revving up among the Twitter left. To Bobby, cars are now apparently a "Fascist aesthetic".


Peter Coffin summarizes "Fascist aesthetics":

Gerald Nellson went on but who wants to read him?

Peter Coffin challenges people who hate cars to "change the entire economic base of society". It is very typical of Coffin: the consumer cannot be blamed for their choice, because everything is the fault of the "system".



So WHAT sacrifice in material consumption are you ready to make, Bobby?

Peter Coffin uses common sense. Unfortunately Bobby finds no evidence on Coffin's assertions because he refuses to acknowledge any.

???

Sympathy is wasted on crypto chuds.

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Our new women cannot withstand Ricky Gervais's fulsome praise.


Netflix, unsurprisingly, stand by Gervais:


MCU bullshit:


America is brown and sexually depraved, and she kills knowledgeable people who try to convince she is wrong. Such brilliant symbolism; both James Joyce and Ernest Hemingway moved away in shame.

I know MCU writers are diversity-hire hacks but I never imagine they writes like a 14-year-old girl's fanfiction.



Star Wars.


May the Farce be with you.




Bobby tries to pick a fight with Zack Synder's fans again. Bobby's link is to the trailer of Professor Marston and The Wonder Woman.

This is just a small sample of the torrents of ridicule Bobby got.





Cartoon:

 

[Mola Ram]

Uh oh. Hershey Walker?!?!? A supremely unfortunate autocorrect, or is Bob doing a racism?

Either way, he won't be called on it. Walker has escaped the plantation, and thus any tool is approved in recapturing him or putting him down. No worse Negro than an obsolete Negro, eh Bob?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Force Manchin out of the Democratic Party and make him a Republican Blobby then see how much he votes for your side.

As for the Polish pretending to be Ohioans. Sorry I've lived in Western PA which boarders Ohio and West Virginia and that's definitely West Virginia not Ohio. But what do you expect from Polocks.