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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
The fact that they are lolcows makes the comparisons more apt.
It would be one thing if someone posted a list of non-lolcow normies getting married and having better life prospects than June, but these are other E-pundit lolcows managing to do what June can only dream of.
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case in point:

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Former communist who has literally been in jail for saying an edgy joke is now married and with a baby.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Yes, the best thing is that many of these are people Shoe has personally insulted or got into some stupid, petty fight with. Didn't she try to make Crowder look like a liar? Well, he's gonna be a dad too (forgot to put him on the list). We only need Tim Poole finding a Beanie Girl and Paul Joseph Watson marrying his girl and become a dad and we start the ShoeonHead Suicide Countdown.

This is the emoji we need for this thread, btw. Taken from here.

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Haha! Thank you for making my day. Kudos to the artist and thank you for this one great laugh.

I'd say, Greg actually moving in with his new girl would have put her in Suicide Countdown.
Although, with how everything turned out, I won't be surprised if it was her who didn't want to to live or actually marry her ex boyfrie- I'm sorry, ex-fiancé - all along. We laugh at her age-inappropriate uwu personality, but she really is like a child. Maybe living alone in mommy and daddy's apartment had her mortified of the idea of actually managing a household all on her own. Or maybe she just knew that relationship was doomed to fail due to how little these two were actually physically together, and was scared of the possibility of being stuck somewhere away from her safety net (let it be another country or even another state).
I have a feeling this was all discussed before. I need to sperg myself and catch up with this thread.
 
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Local Fed said:
Never going to happen. She's way too old for him.
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Oh man rip june lmao.
Man I'm looking forward to the bad decision she'll make when the desperation hit differently. I'm actually curious as to what she'll do. Date a simp? Date some nobody youtuber? Just crawl into her parents basement and become a crazy rabbit lady and start up a onlyfans. The possibilities are endless!
 
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She's never marrying Vaush because she knows well he's not "chad material" and she convinced herself that's what she deserves. I mean, she tried to gaslight herself into thinking Gregory was one. The whole "dom" shtick was just to make herself and others think Greg was a ultra alpha male.

Any normal person meets someone they fall in love with and they're happy together no matter what: whether your partner is ugly or has anything that others wouldn't like, this person is perfect to you. Shoe doesn't work like this: she first needs to make sure the person she's going to date it's a e-celeb material for her to date. Then she convinces herself this person is a 10. This is caused by her high-school mentality, where the popular queen bee needs to date the quarterback because those are the rules, like her life it's a bad Ryan Murphy show.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
She's never marrying Vaush because she knows well he's not "chad material" and she convinced herself that's what she deserves. I mean, she tried to gaslight herself into thinking Gregory was one. The whole "dom" shtick was just to make herself and others think Greg was a ultra alpha male.

Any normal person meets someone they fall in love with and they're happy together no matter what: whether your partner is ugly or has anything that others wouldn't like, this person is perfect to you. Shoe doesn't work like this: she first needs to make sure the person she's going to date it's a e-celeb material for her to date. Then she convinces herself this person is a 10. This is caused by her high-school mentality, where the popular queen bee needs to date the quarterback because those are the rules, like her life it's a bad Ryan Murphy show.
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I'm not sure I get it, why couldn't she just do the same thing she did with Vaush as she did with Pregory? Step 1) thirst for e-celeb 2) convince yourself that he's a 10 3) get with him 4) act like he's a 10 while you're with him. And Vaush himself clearly has low standards already, otherwise he wouldn't in a long-term relationship with a literal swamp ogress.
 
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scathefire said:
I'm not sure I get it, why couldn't she just do the same thing she did with Vaush as she did with Pregory? Step 1) thirst for e-celeb 2) convince yourself that he's a 10 3) get with him 4) act like he's a 10 while you're with him. And Vaush himself clearly has low standards already, otherwise he wouldn't in a long-term relationship with a literal swamp ogress.
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Because, despite Greg can be an obnoxious asshole, he's still leagues above Vaush and Shoe knows it. Not defending Greg, but he's trying to decow himself and he's now in a much better position he was a year ago. Vaush is never going to move from the place he's now. The man has no ambitions, no motivation, anything. And it's not because he's an obese blob, it's because his mind is too as well.

Also, it's all about image for Shoe. She's never going to date a man who's universally mocked for having a micropenis. That's not very chad of him.
 
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