Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Before we judge Becky too harshly, it's important to step back for a moment and consider that she is also getting some pretty fancy snapbacks and a nice collection of dvds from the Walmart clearance bin.
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I wonder if she'll retain her smugness when Amber tries to keep the deluxe edition box set of "Sister, Sister" after the inevitable breakup.
Becky has reached a point where she is so rotund that she defies gender.

She looks like this fat kid from Recess.

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Looks like Al is no longer the only one destroying the bathroom with nuclear ass. That poor porcelain throne fought a good fight, but it don't stand a chance now.
What a goddamned waste, this dude knows damn well these ass clogging foods are not allowed after surgery. Eating cheese meanwhile he can't shit for more than 3 days.
What a moron, not like we imagined he would follow any kind of instructions.

They need handlers.
 
He claimed he was on his last pill the other day, so I bet he was taking them every 4 hours not as needed.
Probably sooner then that if he fucked up his ability to take a dump in a day or two. You normally need at least a week of heavy use to get there.

Course, he also doesn't do any thing that might cause his body to process the food in him, so.
 
Eh, he probably didn’t get a ton a pain meds because Kentucky has a spotlight of being an opioid epicenter. Doctors with new federal guidelines for prescribing are dolling out the bare minimum. Wouldn’t doubt he took them every four hours rather than alternating with ibuprofen in between Norco doses to extend the pain relief. He probably wasn’t walking or taking colace with them to keep things moving. He surely had an assplosion after taking stool softener with eating like that. I called shitting his pants twice before Christmas. I think he is right on course.
 
Becky's instagram is pathetic as ever.
The alien represents Becky’s inner child, shielded from the outer world.

The girl on the left would’ve been her if she had changed her lifestyle back then.

The girl on the right is how Amber sees herself crying over some dropped French fries that she is unable to pick up again.

The floating head with blue hair is one of Becky’s dead nephews still haunting her.
 
Before we judge Becky too harshly, it's important to step back for a moment and consider that she is also getting some pretty fancy snapbacks and a nice collection of dvds from the Walmart clearance bin.
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I wonder if she'll retain her smugness when Amber tries to keep the deluxe edition box set of "Sister, Sister" after the inevitable breakup.
The satisfied flirty smile of a kept woman.
 
Becky's instagram is pathetic as ever.
I don't know what's more amusing: the fact that the alien looks to be wearing a pair of bargain bin Walmart pajama pants or that one of her hashtags is simply "boobs".

Also: "1 like". #Nottooshabby, Becks.

Edit: Can anyone make out what the necklace on the blue-haired, blacked-out-eyed character says? Is it "BABY"? If so, that's a bit interesting, considering it's Amber's pet name for her (or the name she screeches when she needs Taco Bell, at least).
 
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Eric's channel demograph transitioned from whale watchers, mixed with somehow-extant genuine fans, to people who want to hatewatch a mentally defective cakeboy who complains about being a kept man who sleeps til noon, and then laugh in the comment section. This thread itself is becoming an Eric Cooke cow thread (no objections here). I used to say Eric's YT career is fucked if he ever stops putting Amber in his vids but he's such a heinous dipshit that he has an allure all his own (to masochists like us, anyway). I was wrong!

Stop mincing words and tell us how you really feel

Around 2:17 Eric is showing off their grocery "haul" and says: "Ricky grabbed some instant mashed potatoes because...you know, lazy"

Eric, you little petty bitch. How dare you?

I'm with Team Eric here. Just because Rickie is cooking dinner after an 8 hour shift at the chicken slaughterhouse doesn't mean he should cut corners by not peeling and boiling and mashing potatoes on top of cooking the rest of dinner.

I mean, what next? Is Rickie going to ask the other householders to pick up the dog shit in the yard to make his mowing duties a bit easier?

Called it, he is gonna have huge explosive shits. Just another reason to not fuck his husband.

Eric fucks his husband continuously, if by fucking you mean fucking over
 
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I don't know what's more amusing: the fact that the alien looks to be wearing a pair of bargain bin Walmart pajama pants or that one of her hashtags is simply "boobs".

Also: "1 like". #Nottooshabby, Becks.

Edit: Can anyone make out what the necklace on the blue-haired, blacked-out-eyed character says? Is it "BABY"? If so, that's a bit interesting, considering it's Amber's pet name for her (or the name she screeches when she needs Taco Bell, at least).
Pretty sure it says "fuck"
 
Pretty sure it says "fuck"
Thanks! That was actually my second guess, but it's hard to make out. What a creative necklace choice.
I remember Amber and Becky talking about doing a book collab at one point, but Becky said she'd only do it if Amber gave her creative control of her illustrations. With Amber's expert writing and Becky's creative crayoning I can only imagine the exceptional young-adult lesbian comic these two would create.
 
Thanks! That was actually my second guess, but it's hard to make out. What a creative necklace choice.
I remember Amber and Becky talking about doing a book collab at one point, but Becky said she'd only do it if Amber gave her creative control of her illustrations. With Amber's expert writing and Becky's creative crayoning I can only imagine the exceptional young-adult lesbian comic these two would create.
I don't see how they would be able to sell a book with stolen illustrations. Becky hasn't drawn a single thing that she pulled from that doughy head of hers. You're goddamn right I'd buy that trash, though.
 
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