Skitzocow Connor Murphy - Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits

[Atomic Age Animal]

View attachment 2203057View attachment 2203058View attachment 2203059View attachment 2203060View attachment 2203061

the “swipe up” just goes to the Google doc.

I'm a bit late on this but it's funny to me that Connor cites one of the most commodified and mainstream of spirichool woo-woo salesmen as an influence on his decidedly not mainstream behavior:



Wiki link: Eckhart Tolle

TL;DR: Eckhart Tolle is basically every common, modern day con man who takes on the mantle of MyStiC and mixes it with dribs and drabs of pseudo-Christian theology to appeal to a Western audience — except this one lucked out enough to get Oprah's imprimatur on his work so he could make bank. (Weird how so many who claim to have successfully transcended this world are still super into wealth and the finer things of this world, huh?)

Tolle's audience is mostly composed of the same bored, dumb housewives who think Oprah is a secular prophetess of some sort so it's funny to see him being cited by a fallen Chad who now eats his own poopoo. Man...now I kind of wish Oprah would endorse Connor's work.

 

[murgatroid]

Thank you!

That was really hard to watch. He's completely incoherent and his parents look like they are really struggling hard to understand him and do the right thing for him.

Also, someone should forward him this video. He would probably find it inspiring.

 

[SameBarley2719]

Well this is interesting

 

[shaverinocory]

Persecution complex locked and loaded for the inevitable banhammer

 

[D.Va]

it would not be a surprise revelation to find out he's been doing it for a year already

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

They are also the reason why, for example, I can't just buy hypertension or asthma drugs without having to first wait half a year for a doctor appointment.

Lol and you know why? Because some mature and responsible people use them in a wrong way. If not for them, you'd get your medication right there.

Well this is interestingView attachment 2294923

The thumbnail alone is vomit inducing.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Well this is interestingView attachment 2294923

Bruh look at this duuuude. Look at the top of his head!! Look at those lips!!

 

[Flabba_Wabba_Jabba_Noonga]

Well this is interestingView attachment 2294923

Chocolate divine protein shake

 

[theshep]

Well this is interestingView attachment 2294923

He should do a collab with Iamdung.

 

[ShinyStar]

All of this makes me wonder if he's still on his master plan to prove that he is God. His mind is so addled that it's hard to say there's any coherent thought behind any of what he's doing, but if he is still hung up on that, he's probably gone back to step one (ignoring the fact that he's already spoilered the entire plan, making it kinda pointless):

1. Post some YouTube videos of me “enlightening” some of my friends. The idea would be to teach spirituality to them, but to do so in a way only a few people would understand. These people would be my “disciples” and the other people would call me crazy and blasphemous like they did Jesus. I knew exactly who would understand and who wouldn’t.

If he's still on this, we should expect a fake suicide saga in the not-too-distant future.

Spoiler: Connor's Complete Master Plan

Here’s the psychotic plan that was implanted into my mind:
1. Post some YouTube videos of me “enlightening” some of my friends. The idea would be to teach spirituality to them, but to do so in a way only a few people would understand. These people would be my “disciples” and the other people would call me crazy and blasphemous like they did Jesus. I knew exactly who would understand and who wouldn’t.
2. Fake my death. I would post a YouTube video crying and acting depressed. I would say I’m going to kill myself.
3. Call the cops on myself to make sure they start looking for me. Eventually, I wanted to be willingly arrested just like Jesus was.
4. While the cops are looking for me, film footage of me acting like Jesus. I would do good deeds, teach my version of Jesus’s teachings, and see if I could perform any “miracles.”
5. Get arrested.
6. Get admitted to a psych ward. This shouldn’t be too hard since everyone will think I’m suicidal. The psych ward would be my “tomb.” It’s confidential so it wouldn’t be able to get out that I was still alive.
7. Stay in there for 3 days, then “rise again” on the third day. I would make a YouTube video and Instagram post revealing that I was alive.
8. Make a YouTube video revealing the entire plan. This has to be done meticulously, or I’ll be hated for faking my death and/or comparing myself to Jesus. I would need to explain the true story of Jesus like how he was simply a human who taught enlightenment, and tried to rid the world of ego so people could reach the kingdom of heaven, or Christ consciousness. Oh yeah, and that he faked his death. It would also be a must to emphasize how I did this for the good of humanity.
9. Hopefully some people would have some epiphanies just like I did when reading the Power of Now about the true nature of Jesus and his teachings. This would get people on the path to practicing spirituality and awakening.
10. Prepare for the hate.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think Conner needs to prove his ultimate immune system/germs can’t hurt him theory by doing the ultimate enlightened white man challenge - go drink and bathe in the Ganges River.

 

[formerfatcow]

Old-school Connor Murphy Returns to Omegle!

Connor Murphy Eats His Own Feces

edit:

 

[Burd Turglar]

Old-school Connor Murphy Returns to Omegle!
View attachment 2296280

Connor Murphy Eats His Own Feces
View attachment 2296273

edit:

View attachment 2296287

Wait wait wait wait wait.....wait. this nigga is legit snackin on dook like it's fuckin Cheetos? Now he's morphing into Delena Della?! Buckle up fuckers, this is going to end in fucking flames.

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

Old-school Connor Murphy Returns to Omegle!
View attachment 2296280

Connor Murphy Eats His Own Feces
View attachment 2296273

edit:

View attachment 2296287

Is there anyone with access to his onlyfans that can confirm whether or not he's actually eating his own shit?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is there anyone with access to his onlyfans that can confirm whether or not he's actually eating his own shit?

Connor is trolling everyone. I doubt anyone will know if Conner is literally eating shit unless he’s doing a video with Nikolai laying a fresh one directly into his mouth.

It’s not hard to make some fudge or chocolate look like a pile of shit. Connor is looney, but his evolutionary gag reflex won’t let him go that far.

 

[Uncle Meat]

He's just amplifying his crazy artificially because dumb sells on youtube. Same thing as Onision. It's a narcissist thing. Anything for a click.

A good reputation and followers you've earned are too much work. Flailing your arms and chattering like a monkey makes everyone look at you and gives that endorphin rush of attention. The problem is, in order for that to work in the long run, you have to keep ramping up the "HEY LOOK AT ME!" stunts. Each one has to be more attention grabbing than the one before or people will get bored and ignore.

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

Found on /fit/. Viewer discretion advised.
I guess he doesn't explicitly show either shitting or pissing so could be real, could not be.

Here's also a video from a previous June 13th only fans post : Cumming on Hila Klein, H3h3's wife, and licking up my divine protein shake
If it wasn't obvious, he fucks a fleshlight with her picture on it, then eats his cum at the end.

What the fuck.

 

[Ponglenis]

I'm gonna need to see the poop exit his anus to believe it's real
Does anyone have the video on https://www.lpsg.com/threads/connor-murphy.554112/page-23 (post #448 )? Seems like more insanity from the replies.

EDIT: Never mind I was wrong thinking you needed premium, here's the vid:

I'm afraid how is he going to escalate this further after he runs out of ideas? Is he going to crucify himself like Jesus? Or shoot a stadium? Let's not give him too many ideas.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm gonna need to see the poop exit his anus to believe it's real
Does anyone have the video on https://www.lpsg.com/threads/connor-murphy.554112/page-23 (post #448 )? Seems like more insanity from the replies.

How is he going to escalate this further? Is he going to crucify himself like Jesus? Or maybe shoot a stadium?

A slave auction on YT apparently, putting himself up on the block. Little reverse buck breaking for the modern woke audience I guess.

Please don’t doubt Connor’s ability to escalate things without resorting to violence. The boy has some natural talent.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Please don’t doubt Connor’s ability to escalate things without resorting to violence. The boy has some natural talent.

Oh for sure he's got plenty of room to get weirder without escalating to violence but it will 100% end in some eating human face in a garage tier shit eventually.