Skitzocow Connor Murphy - Body Building Youtube Superstar turned Drugged Out Peepee Guru who Drinks Cum for the Health Benefits

[AngryTreeRat]

I am going to call the biggest, craziest, least likely, highly improbably, good chance this isn't even remotely probable, but if I am right I will look like a fucking god and you must all worship me move of this thread... "DMT was just a prank bro. Never actually did it. I did everything to prank the Kiwifarmers bro, I've been doing all this crazy ass shit sober".

Honestly, I just want this to be true so that everything in the last three dozen or so pages is even more crazy retroactively. He went from "body builder" to "crazy man with fried brain" in the space of an OP, and I want to see the saga of "actually, it wasn't fried brain at all, I'm just fucking crazy".

 

[Squid Bitch]

Here's also a video from a previous June 13th only fans post : Cumming on Hila Klein, H3h3's wife, and licking up my divine protein shake

So he's a delusional retard recording himself fucking sex toys in his parents' house while imagining internet women and eating his cum afterwards? At this rate he's Chris Chan with a better BMI.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Found on /fit/. Viewer discretion advised.
I guess he doesn't explicitly show either shitting or pissing so could be real, could not be.
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Here's also a video from a previous June 13th only fans post : Cumming on Hila Klein, H3h3's wife, and licking up my divine protein shake
If it wasn't obvious, he fucks a fleshlight with her picture on it, then eats his cum at the end.

What the fuck.

"It's just a prank guize!"

Literally no sane person in the history of the universe would do this, as a joke or otherwise.

 

[RMQualtrough]

I'm a bit late on this but it's funny to me that Connor cites one of the most commodified and mainstream of spirichool woo-woo salesmen as an influence on his decidedly not mainstream behavior:

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Wiki link: Eckhart Tolle

TL;DR: Eckhart Tolle is basically every common, modern day con man who takes on the mantle of MyStiC and mixes it with dribs and drabs of pseudo-Christian theology to appeal to a Western audience — except this one lucked out enough to get Oprah's imprimatur on his work so he could make bank. (Weird how so many who claim to have successfully transcended this world are still super into wealth and the finer things of this world, huh?)

Tolle's audience is mostly composed of the same bored, dumb housewives who think Oprah is a secular prophetess of some sort so it's funny to see him being cited by a fallen Chad who now eats his own poopoo. Man...now I kind of wish Oprah would endorse Connor's work.

I recommend Rupert Spira for legitimate spiritual discussion. Very nice man and a very good teacher.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

why doesn't he become an actual whore, he is hot enough to get a comfortable life from it. not enough attention?

 

[William S. Sessions]

why doesn't he become an actual whore, he is hot enough to get a comfortable life from it. not enough attention?

connor needs to find himself an eccentric old hippie sugar daddy who will take him in and nurture him with cummies & cash

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

connor needs to find himself an eccentric old hippie sugar daddy who will take him in and nurture him with cummies & cash

that is probably the only way for him to avoid a death on the streets in the next year with his current mental breakdown rate

 

[Ghost88]

Can't deal with the wall of text has the video of him drinking semen and eating poo been uploaded and if so which page? Thanks in advance

https://mega.nz/file/sWpkxArT#OHmmCw9u9kPjrTdwp8-3TiIJ8czi02TlOx2rCp3LFN0

 

[Squid Bitch]

I'm Selling Myself as a Slave to the Highest Bidder | Connor Murphy

Somehow the craziest thing about this video isn't Connor himself, but the fact that you know that somewhere some white-guilt ridden liberal arts student is watching this thinking "yeah, makes sense," and taking notes on how to sell themselves as reparations too.

In any case, should he actually go ahead with it, hopefully his new "Massa" will tie him up and command him to be institutionalized. (, yes, I know.)

Can't deal with the wall of text has the video of him drinking semen and eating poo been uploaded and if so which page? Thanks in advance

Post #737. Video of him (allegedly) eating shit is archived in the post itself, him eating his own cum is in the link.

 

[shaverinocory]

Whipped cream whippets, the last refuge of a scoundrel. Guessing (if he's still at his parents' house), they've got a pretty good eye for what constitutes drugs. If you watched the poopoo video, Connor keeps looking up/left like he's being watched.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nitrous oxide-induced demyelination saga next?