Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[Insanely Retarded]

Both of these people are trash, in different ways but both of them are equally bad. Both are grifters, both have released revenge porn, both treat the people around them like shit and will take advantage of anyone they can including friends and family. Neither of them are willing to put in the least amount of effort to change or do anything to improve themselves, so in the end who the fuck cares if people are encouraging Warski to find out some of the shit Ralph desperately wants to keep private.

Do I think Warski has some secret recording that will destroy Ralph? No, but it would be interesting to hear how Ralph handles some things behind the scenes and without the tough internet guy bravado.
Everyone already knew that Ralph smokes meth, and everyone knew that he gets hookers whenever he travels, however, I'm more interested in how he commands his capos and his spergouts behind the scenes, and Warski can actually shed some light on that.

In the end, no matter what happens Ralph and Warski are their own worst enemies, nothing anyone does will change how much they sabotage themselves because they can't control their impulses.

 

[Reversal]

Knoxville 2 won't happen. Knoxville 1 didn't even happen. The people involved are too incompetent to do anything intentionally funny or entertaining.

 

[MeltyTW]

now that we have the obligatory standard kiwifarms reassurance that yes, both crackheads are indeed crackheads and BOTH sides are am bad, lets say the two are hopped up on meth and or coke so theyll stop being pussies, who wins?

Ethan Ralph has:

1. an enormous weight advantage and no joke knowing how unathletic both are it might actually come down to them just falling on top each other winded.

2. a workhorse to provide him a nutrition plan even if they only manage to sneak the occasional green in his molten grease plates.

3. an audience that includes slightly less hate watchers and maybe a bit more genuine viewers to help with morale

4.his gunt is an excellent way to hide items to cheat with


Andy Warski has:

1. a mobility and reach advantage from not being a fatty little midget

2. his hands arent self padded via tiny fatty fingers and a further encasing layer of soft plush hand lard

3. a spidery build that i imagine is better for grappling than a gunted oval

4. he wont be as distracted during the match by dead dad or deadbeat wigger jokes.

I think ultimately itll come down to attrition because despite one being fatter theyre both probably equally unhealthy. i think ralph paradoxically has the advantage in a prolonged fight as he could probably use the slimy gunt to position himself over andy quicker and walrus him down with his gristly flesh, heart failure is a concern for both knowing the stimulants and heart attacks andy and ralph have respectively so that functions as a bit of a wild card.

in the short term i think andy will have the advantage and a decent chance of closing the fight in his favor fairly early to avoid getting gunt pressed but then ralphs sheer weight makes slams and lifts nearly impossible unless you can bait him into running or leaning forward untimely although ralphs fatty giant mong head does provide a fairly easy and fairly stationary target to unload down upon.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

now that we have the obligatory standard kiwifarms reassurance that yes, both crackheads are indeed crackheads and BOTH sides are am bad, lets say the two are hopped up on meth and or coke so theyll stop being pussies, who wins?

Ethan Ralph has:

1. an enormous weight advantage and no joke knowing how unathletic both are it might actually come down to them just falling on top each other winded.

2. a workhorse to provide him a nutrition plan even if they only manage to sneak the occasional green in his molten grease plates.

3. an audience that includes slightly less hate watchers and maybe a bit more genuine viewers to help with morale

4.his gunt is an excellent way to hide items to cheat with


Andy Warski has:

1. a mobility and reach advantage from not being a fatty little midget

2. his hands arent self padded via tiny fatty fingers and a further encasing layer of soft plush hand lard

3. a spidery build that i imagine is better for grappling than a gunted oval

4. he wont be as distracted during the match by dead dad or deadbeat wigger jokes.

I think ultimately itll come down to attrition because despite one being fatter theyre both probably equally unhealthy. i think ralph paradoxically has the advantage in a prolonged fight as he could probably use the slimy gunt to position himself over andy quicker and walrus him down with his gristly flesh, heart failure is a concern for both knowing the stimulants and heart attacks andy and ralph have respectively so that functions as a bit of a wild card.

in the short term i think andy will have the advantage and a decent chance of closing the fight in his favor fairly early to avoid getting gunt pressed but then ralphs sheer weight makes slams and lifts nearly impossible unless you can bait him into running or leaning forward untimely although ralphs fatty giant mong head does provide a fairly easy and fairly stationary target to unload down upon.

While a having a weight advantage is a real thing, that assumes someone has the capacity to utilise their additional weight. Which requires at minimum having the underlying cardio to shift it - even fat can help, Butterbean being the prime example. Further to that, an understanding of how to shift your centre of mass is also somewhat necessary. Ralph lacks both of these things, he's a lumbering, fat, unhealthy blob.

One thing I will say about Andy is that he was in fairly good shape for Knoxville. After the "fight" him and Ralph were doing press-ups and Andy was doing multiple clapping press-ups (no mean feat) whereas Ralph's press ups weren't really press-ups. Even if you assess press ups in a very lax manner all of his were no reps. Point is, we know Andy is capable of getting into reasonably good shape, and is likely immeasurably fitter than Ralph.

In terms of fitness Andy wins hands down.

Mentality, I would give an edge to Andy again - why? Ralph fights people while drunk, alcohol is known to cause people to lose their inhibitions and overestimate their abilities. I think without the sauce Ralph would be significantly less aggressive and confident in his fighting abilities. In addition, I speculate Ralph uses alcohol to self medicate an anxiety issue (he's thin skinned). Point being, sober Ralph isn't going to be the over confident wrecking ball that fought the trannies.

Andy doesn't have any plus or minus points, his running from fighting in public or Ralph was invariably the right decision. Nothing to gain and could get in trouble. (Obviously AIM AIM AIM was another time Andy should have ran...)

So Andy wins just by the fact we haven't seen any negatives necessarily and if he is off the coke he's probably, hopefully, less unhinged.

I give the fight to Andy 10 times out of 10. I just can't see Ralph winning if Andy prepares, we've seen him sucker punch someone who was a fat tranny and it didn't put them out of it. He's got no chance.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

While a having a weight advantage is a real thing, that assumes someone has the capacity to utilise their additional weight. Which requires at minimum having the underlying cardio to shift it - even fat can help, Butterbean being the prime example. Further to that, an understanding of how to shift your centre of mass is also somewhat necessary. Ralph lacks both of these things, he's a lumbering, fat, unhealthy blob.

One thing I will say about Andy is that he was in fairly good shape for Knoxville. After the "fight" him and Ralph were doing press-ups and Andy was doing multiple clapping press-ups (no mean feat) whereas Ralph's press ups weren't really press-ups. Even if you assess press ups in a very lax manner all of his were no reps. Point is, we know Andy is capable of getting into reasonably good shape, and is likely immeasurably fitter than Ralph.

In terms of fitness Andy wins hands down.

Mentality, I would give an edge to Andy again - why? Ralph fights people while drunk, alcohol is known to cause people to lose their inhibitions and overestimate their abilities. I think without the sauce Ralph would be significantly less aggressive and confident in his fighting abilities. In addition, I speculate Ralph uses alcohol to self medicate an anxiety issue (he's thin skinned). Point being, sober Ralph isn't going to be the over confident wrecking ball that fought the trannies.

Andy doesn't have any plus or minus points, his running from fighting in public or Ralph was invariably the right decision. Nothing to gain and could get in trouble. (Obviously AIM AIM AIM was another time Andy should have ran...)

So Andy wins just by the fact we haven't seen any negatives necessarily and if he is off the coke he's probably, hopefully, less unhinged.

I give the fight to Andy 10 times out of 10. I just can't see Ralph winning if Andy prepares, we've seen him sucker punch someone who was a fat tranny and it didn't put them out of it. He's got no chance.

Andy doesn't have that fight mentality. We have seen and heard about how he actually deals with pressure from guys "alphaing" him. He curled up into a ball with Ralph. Failure told a story on a stream when he was in Orlando or where ever it was when they were IRL streaming. Said that he confronted Andy about his over drinking when they were planning some shit to do and Andy dropped down in a ball on a balcony and did the same thing with Ralph screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WAAAAAAAA". I think that Andy has a huge PTSD type of problem with confrontation. Andy is a pussy plain and simple. Look at his reactions from Ralph, AGluck (when AG ran up on Andy. The fear in Andy's eyes was palpable.) the story Failure told and AIM AIM AIM. Andy doesn't handle confrontation well. He only showed up to Knoxville because he knew Tonka was going to no show. Normally speaking yes you would be right if Andy didn't have his emotionally stunted manbaby child state that he regresses to when confronted. He would indeed have an edge over Ralph, but that isn't the reality we live in and mentality goes a lot further than training and fitness. Not saying this because of my irrational hate boner for Andy, but in a fight. I think Ralph wins 100% of the time.

 

[The First Fag]

While a having a weight advantage is a real thing, that assumes someone has the capacity to utilise their additional weight. Which requires at minimum having the underlying cardio to shift it - even fat can help, Butterbean being the prime example. Further to that, an understanding of how to shift your centre of mass is also somewhat necessary. Ralph lacks both of these things, he's a lumbering, fat, unhealthy blob.

One thing I will say about Andy is that he was in fairly good shape for Knoxville. After the "fight" him and Ralph were doing press-ups and Andy was doing multiple clapping press-ups (no mean feat) whereas Ralph's press ups weren't really press-ups. Even if you assess press ups in a very lax manner all of his were no reps. Point is, we know Andy is capable of getting into reasonably good shape, and is likely immeasurably fitter than Ralph.

In terms of fitness Andy wins hands down.

Mentality, I would give an edge to Andy again - why? Ralph fights people while drunk, alcohol is known to cause people to lose their inhibitions and overestimate their abilities. I think without the sauce Ralph would be significantly less aggressive and confident in his fighting abilities. In addition, I speculate Ralph uses alcohol to self medicate an anxiety issue (he's thin skinned). Point being, sober Ralph isn't going to be the over confident wrecking ball that fought the trannies.

Andy doesn't have any plus or minus points, his running from fighting in public or Ralph was invariably the right decision. Nothing to gain and could get in trouble. (Obviously AIM AIM AIM was another time Andy should have ran...)

So Andy wins just by the fact we haven't seen any negatives necessarily and if he is off the coke he's probably, hopefully, less unhinged.

I give the fight to Andy 10 times out of 10. I just can't see Ralph winning if Andy prepares, we've seen him sucker punch someone who was a fat tranny and it didn't put them out of it. He's got no chance.

Andy doesn't have that fight mentality. We have seen and heard about how he actually deals with pressure from guys "alphaing" him. He curled up into a ball with Ralph. Failure told a story on a stream when he was in Orlando or where ever it was when they were IRL streaming. Said that he confronted Andy about his over drinking when they were planning some shit to do and Andy dropped down in a ball on a balcony and did the same thing with Ralph screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WAAAAAAAA". I think that Andy has a huge PTSD type of problem with confrontation. Andy is a pussy plain and simple. Look at his reactions from Ralph, AGluck (when AG ran up on Andy. The fear in Andy's eyes was palpable.) the story Failure told and AIM AIM AIM. Andy doesn't handle confrontation well. He only showed up to Knoxville because he knew Tonka was going to no show. Normally speaking yes you would be right if Andy didn't have his emotionally stunted manbaby child state that he regresses to when confronted. He would indeed have an edge over Ralph, but that isn't the reality we live in and mentality goes a lot further than training and fitness. Not saying this because of my irrational hate boner for Andy, but in a fight. I think Ralph wins 100% of the time.

Either way, we win

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

not everyone is going to agree with this. i have noticed a recent uptick in white knights signaling favor for retard phoenix. this is a vulture move. hardly anyone is a fan of andy. he doesn't have a viewer base anymore. the size of his base is comparable to randbot. i doubt warski would even have anyone watching if it were not for ralph. not sure what you all wanted from ralph out of this but it seems kind of ridiculous. i enjoying laughing at these retards equally but the amount of seethe coming from some people all of a sudden over stuttering andy warski is just psycho. i caught some of his recent stream with ppp and if you listen to the guy talk he has so many delusions of grandeur. he never mentions getting a real job and doing the internet on the side. it clearly is not working out for him but he keeps being stubborn.
i wonder how much extra time andy has to spend cutting new audio for his dogshit icebergs he does. instead of going to get a job that pays money for him to not speak much. weird that a guy with a stutter would be such an attention whore at the age he is at. that stutter and ice cold takes and format theft. great guy keep switching it up every week or month surely millions of people will follow and sub to him soon...

I can't remember what all Andy said years back when he first got big with IBS, but I'm 99% certain he has ADHD, diagnosed or not. He has all the signs, especially severely lacking in executive function and the ability to follow conversations without changing the subject or interrupting the flow to benefit his boredom.

Now, because of his slight success, he's chasing that dream of talking at a camera for money, and will probably never stop doing so. It's drug him down from the Andy that he was years back, and I think people hang onto the memory of him. He was just a fun, stuttering retard that put fights in front of our faces. I couldn't tell you what he's done since because he has been so boring, and I'm fine with not knowing. Knowing what Ralph's done in that time, and knowing nothing Andy has done, I can say with 100% confidence that Ralph is worse because otherwise, I'd know at least a little about Andy. The only thing I know for sure is that he's boring and desperately doesn't want to have to work, and if that's his greatest sin, well, who cares? And if his greater sins aren't known to most people, well, that's because they're not that great to begin with.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I will support Andy solely to make Geekthulhu seethe

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph fights people while drunk, alcohol is known to cause people to lose their inhibitions and overestimate their abilities. I think without the sauce Ralph would be significantly less aggressive and confident in his fighting abilities.

again he wasnt confident even when drunk all his "blows" happened against one person when it was 2 v 1 and maybe a few desperate ones when he was held by a crowd.

While a having a weight advantage is a real thing, that assumes someone has the capacity to utilise their additional weight. Which requires at minimum having the underlying cardio to shift it - even fat can help, Butterbean being the prime example. Further to that, an understanding of how to shift your centre of mass is also somewhat necessary. Ralph lacks both of these things, he's a lumbering, fat, unhealthy blob.

One thing I will say about Andy is that he was in fairly good shape for Knoxville. After the "fight" him and Ralph were doing press-ups and Andy was doing multiple clapping press-ups (no mean feat) whereas Ralph's press ups weren't really press-ups. Even if you assess press ups in a very lax manner all of his were no reps. Point is, we know Andy is capable of getting into reasonably good shape, and is likely immeasurably fitter than Ralph.

that assumes he kept up fitness, hasnt declined in health, and that theres time to train in this scenario which there wouldnt be since theyre both pussies and both would need methed up or drugged out on the spot basically with no real prep time.

im not into fighting really but it seems like if you have really really really fucking unhealthy people it can easily revert to childhood levels of weight alone being a deciding factor from both just collapsing on each other while winded in a pseudo huddle and if this is true it seems like ralph being a fuck ton overweight would have an advantage assuming warski is the decrepit crackhead i assume him to be.

Ralph isn't going to be the over confident wrecking ball that fought the trannies.

wrecking ball? he got his ass kicked, he walked in talking shit about wrecking shit up and expected them not to punch him then lost the group fight when he tried to 2v1 riley, he was the only one bleeding at the end.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Knoxville 2 won't happen. Knoxville 1 didn't even happen. The people involved are too incompetent to do anything intentionally funny or entertaining.

if any of the people involved were real men and actually wanted to throw hands there wouldn't be all this organized shit, they would find a field somewhere and exchange blows. the second it goes beyond "meet me here so we can fight, I have someone who can act as a ref" it's absolutely not going to happen and you should stop paying attention. if a fight actually gets organized both of them will spend the whole time leading up to the fight dreading it and pissing their pants, hoping the other guy bails.

 

[Sammich]

Both of these guys are fucking losers. If you are arguing one is better than the other, you've lost the plot. Both are shit!
You know who wins when these two loser fucks start going at each other? US!! WE DO! I hope andy really did creampie that fat poojeeta's currypuss, and i hope ralph sodomized andy in that room in miami! LETS FUCKING GO!!!

 

[Tommy's Mom]

When fighting a fat person MMA style, you always go for knee and leg strikes. They're carrying around 80lbs+ of extra weight, and you want to make shifting it around hurt a lot. Stick and move, they'll get tired of chasing you around in less than 30 seconds. Tire them out and perform a finishing move on them.

 

[Polyboros2]

Anyone familiar with the Asteroid vs WaroftheFanboy will know there is a third, more likely option to a Ralph vs Warski fight that'll never happen. They both lose.

Asterios swung haymakers at mostly air like a child, War could barely stay on his feet, and both quickly called it off after a bit of cardio nearly killed them.

But it'll never happen. Warski is dumb enough to do it, but Ralph is too prideful and knows it would be embarrassing. If someone wants to fight Ralph, they need to catch him out in the wild, and piss him off so he reacts and doesn't think. Then you too can have the prize of having the blood you beat out of him spit in your face, if that's what you're going for.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

again he wasnt confident even when drunk all his "blows" happened against one person when it was 2 v 1 and maybe a few desperate ones when he was held by a crowd.

I beg to differ, Ralph's ego increases when drunk. He's an idiot who would back down given time to think, he just doesn't do that very often.

that assumes he kept up fitness, hasnt declined in health, and that theres time to train in this scenario which there wouldnt be since theyre both pussies and both would need methed up or drugged out on the spot basically with no real prep time.

In the method out scenario no, but a 2nd Knoxville there would be.

No doubt his health has declined, but he's still far above Ralph in terms of health. Without a doubt.

im not into fighting really but it seems like if you have really really really fucking unhealthy people it can easily revert to childhood levels of weight alone being a deciding factor from both just collapsing on each other while winded in a pseudo huddle and if this is true it seems like ralph being a fuck ton overweight would have an advantage assuming warski is the decrepit crackhead i assume him to be.

In this case, I would say cardio is the deciding factor. Whoever can outwork the other will win, and Andy doesn't have to lug around a Gunt.

wrecking ball? he got his ass kicked, he walked in talking shit about wrecking shit up and expected them not to punch him then lost the group fight when he tried to 2v1 riley, he was the only one bleeding at the end.

I was joking.

 

[Atomic Ant]

And if his greater sins aren't known to most people, well, that's because they're not that great to begin with.

Completely agree. This thread got pretty gay over the last few pages with people writing PhD dissertation length manifestos to explain why Warski bad. Theres nothing about Warski that deserves so many words that you cant fit them on a desktop browser without scrolling. Ralph on the other hand, well legal paper is extra long so I can forgive a lack of brevity there.

 

[CringeMomma]

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[State Champ]

Let's get real, what legitimate sanctioning body would approve a fight between a midget and a retard? The only way a fight is happening is if Ralph shows up at Warski's front door. And Ralph is to pussy to throw hands with anyone that isn't a woman.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

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"lol you had an abortion"

wow what a sick burn

 

[Phillip Green]

Let's get real, what legitimate sanctioning body would approve a fight between a midget and a retard? The only way a fight is happening is if Ralph shows up at Warski's front door. And Ralph is to pussy to throw hands with anyone that isn't a woman.

Yeah, there's no money possible so it'll never happen, even if Gunt had the stones to show up. Aside from being morbidly obese Ralph has some kind of booze and coke induced heart condition from too much Vegas.

No way he passes the minimum physical. There's not a fight commission in any first world county would sanction him in a fight.

It's either a trip down to Ciudad Juarez or a bumfights style street brawl. Neither of which are easy to monetize these days.

 

[Fannyscum]

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