JK "TERF" Rowling - Liking a Tweet literally kills 4 billion troons

[Stock Image Photographer]

At what point do you think people will realize you can never, ever satisfy the Salem Justice Warriors? The witch hunt will never end. It can never end. It's inherent in the ideology and social structure of the movement. When you reward people for how "oppressed" they are; they will always find a new source of "oppression". And sooner or later, that source will be you.

I think it'll end for people not directly connected to the SJW hivemind when they realize it's not profitable to cater to these whining imbeciles (or when they realize that critical theory and anything based on it are net negatives for society, but that's not going to happen anytime soon). For people in the cult, I don't think they'll ever realize it until they're the one who's suddenly the enemy. Gay people and women in general probably didn't foresee getting thrown off the top of the progressive stack by troons, and I guarantee that the trrons won't see it coming when they eventually get overthrown.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

At what point do you think people will realize you can never, ever satisfy the Salem Justice Warriors? The witch hunt will never end. It can never end. It's inherent in the ideology and social structure of the movement. When you reward people for how "oppressed" they are; they will always find a new source of "oppression". And sooner or later, that source will be you.

JK can't do that though, she likes to feel like an oppressed victim for being female despite being a millionare best selling author as well as being a good ally by virtue signalling about things like refugees despite not actually wanting to do anything that will inconvenience her.

But the problem is troons have muscled their way in to supercede women on the progressive stack so like many feminists of her age who've grown up blaming men for all their problems it's very hard to now accept men who claim to be women now have more importance and influence in mainstream progressive circles than women like her and I bet is secretly seething about it.

 

[Implacable Birch]

Ursula Le Guin wrote a very deep, intellectually provocative fantasy series that no one ever talks about because she didn't get her merch on like Rowling did.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Ursula Le Guin wrote a very deep, intellectually provocative fantasy series that no one ever talks about because she didn't get her merch on like Rowling did.

Also, Joe Abercrombie's "The First Law" series is like "A Song of Ice and Fire" but with less filler and a plot that makes sense and goes places rather than meandering around aimlessly. But Abercrombie doesn't have a budget-busting TV series adaptation of his work.

 

[Shroom King]

JK Rowling posted a Draw My Life on youtube a week ago. No REEEING from troons in the comments (yet).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mw172zo2cU

 

[HY 140]

No REEEING from troons in the comments

give them a few minutes

 

[ZG 241]

I'm just surprised they haven't declared Harry Potter alt-right yet, since Harry is obviously a dirty dang white male.

A bunch have though, but it's been lost in the void, like so much of their raving and ranting. I distinctly remember someone or several someones writing screeds in which they claimed Snape was coded Jewish (whether it was the nose, the greasy hair, or the eating of muggle babies I don't remember) and therefore Harry, although he looked like a child bullied by an adult who never got over middle school playground bullying, was actually the oppressor and a de facto Nazi, thus literally a Nazi, reeeeeee etc. I hope some of these idiots write some BS about Snape being coded Troon, that should be fun.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I hope some of these idiots write some BS about Snape being coded Troon, that should be fun.

Well, from what I've seen, anyone who's been bullied is clearly trans (because only trannies are bullied, yo). I seem to remember several people seriously making that argument for Spider-Man.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

A bunch have though, but it's been lost in the void, like so much of their raving and ranting. I distinctly remember someone or several someones writing screeds in which they claimed Snape was coded Jewish (whether it was the nose, the greasy hair, or the eating of muggle babies I don't remember) and therefore Harry, although he looked like a child bullied by an adult who never got over middle school playground bullying, was actually the oppressor and a de facto Nazi, thus literally a Nazi, reeeeeee etc. I hope some of these idiots write some BS about Snape being coded Troon, that should be fun.

I think I may have a screed about the problematicness of Harry Potter that a former schoolfriend of mine (who has now gone trans and draws stony art involving dickgirls on Tumblr) wrote about 10 years ago and submitted to "Red Pepper" magazine. I shall try to find it as I still think it's on a disk somewhere...

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Also, where did this "all charcters in [X} are now [Y]" thing come from?

A mixture of narcissism and :autism:

 

[Mrs Paul]

Imagine if the internet had been around when Tolkien was publishing.

(Fortunately, most of the HP sites I visit, even on Tumblr, are relatively sane.)

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Imagine if the internet had been around when Tolkien was publishing.

Or HP Lovecraft.

10 reasons why the elder gods are problematic

How to make Innsmouth trans inclusive

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Or HP Lovecraft.

10 reasons why the elder gods are problematic

How to make Innsmouth trans inclusive

Shub-Niggurath. The name alone would cause mass reeeeing.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Or HP Lovecraft.

10 reasons why the elder gods are problematic

How to make Innsmouth trans inclusive

Well, the Mythos itself is transmitted to us from a book written by a mentally ill Arab. Top of the progressive stack he goes I'm thinking.

But...I have to give you Innsmouth. After all, the entire population was being slowly transformed into giant frogs. Possibly the original Pepe meme.

Shub-Niggurath. The name alone would cause mass reeeeing.

Shub-Niggurath is an Outer God (or Outer Goddess) in the pantheon. She is a perverse fertility deity, said to appear as an enormous cloudy mass which extrudes black tentacles, slime-dripping mouths, and short, writhing goat legs. Small creatures are continually spat forth by the monstrosity, which are either consumed into the miasmatic form or escape to some monstrous life elsewhere.

Sounds like average professor of gender studies to me.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Lovecraft was actually a pretty racist guy. (An anti-semite as well, IIRC) Not that I'm not a fan, mind you, but the guy had some serious issues.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Lovecraft was actually a pretty racist guy. (An anti-semite as well, IIRC) Not that I'm not a fan, mind you, but the guy had some serious issues.

He had a shit diet as well, that contributed to his death. He was every bit a starving artist.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

A bunch have though, but it's been lost in the void, like so much of their raving and ranting. I distinctly remember someone or several someones writing screeds in which they claimed Snape was coded Jewish (whether it was the nose, the greasy hair, or the eating of muggle babies I don't remember) and therefore Harry, although he looked like a child bullied by an adult who never got over middle school playground bullying, was actually the oppressor and a de facto Nazi, thus literally a Nazi, reeeeeee etc. I hope some of these idiots write some BS about Snape being coded Troon, that should be fun.

Snape was based off of JK Rowling's chemistry teacher in high school!

Spoiler

When will someone argue that Voldemort was secretly transsexual and that's why he transformed himself into a snake-like person-- as a way to escape having a male body. I can see it coming.

 

[Vorhtbame]

When will someone argue that Voldemort was secretly transsexual and that's why he transformed himself into a snake-like person-- as a way to escape having a male body. I can see it coming.

Voldemort was serpentkin. Also totally gay for Harry, if the majority of Fanfiction.net is to be believed.

 

[Optimus Prime]

And why didnt everyone let the muggle army handle Voldemort? You could tell them that theres an evil wizard that wants to kill muggles, or you could tell them that he’s a violent white supremacist, but either way he and his death eaters won’t survive a carpet bombing.

Yeah, always surprised me how conventional methods would have easily demolished the Dark Wizard Army, whose greatest weapon was...one of the forbidden curses which did nothing but straight up kill somebody.

"Avada Kedavra huh? And you need point-blank range and some fancy arm waving to do it, too? Well, I got your 'Avada Kedavra' right here - it's called a fucking sniper rifle. In the time it takes you to even say those two words I can have the shot loaded, aimed, trigger pulled, and the bullet clearing the other side of your braincase by the time you're done muttering the first word...and I'm over half a mile away."

Voldemort was serpentkin. Also totally gay for Harry, if the majority of Fanfiction.net is to be believed.

That actually could be taken to be true - since Dumbledore is "officially" gay by word of author, the entire series was just Dumbledore and Voldemort fighting over Harry Potter's affection.

I'm going to go shower now because just writing that made me feel indescribably dirty.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Eh, couldn't be any worse than that Snape/Teletubbies fanfiction someone wrote. (It was on a list of "Most Disturbing Fan Fictions" at Cracked)