Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Michael Janke]

I'd bet that Phil paid her a handsome amount to shut up forever, and she needed the money to dig herself out of debt. I don't buy what the white knights here believe that Leanna has grown up so much, blah blah... she'd be milking this for every drop of attention if it was in her best interest.

Phil is an ugly man with a deformed face and mental disorders. Both Catherine and Leanna are out of his league. I doubt he cares anything about them other than they're fairly attractive, will be his maid, and paying them enough to keep them around.

I wonder about the whole he groomed Leanna thing.
he groomed a girl, so that he'd never touch her and essentially have her be a full time maid and personal chef?
Phil is a very unusual man.
what i think happened is that phil was essentially an incel and when he started getting internet clout, he responded to the first girl who gave him attention and trying to be a real adult, he had her move in with him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The lore is that Leanna was a fan of Phil in the early 10s, she posted on Phil's stuff and once Phil got in her DMs, he desperately kept talking to her trying to meet and such. She made videos around then talking about how she was a weirdo loner girl, nobody understands me, the usual stupid "I'm not like the other girls!" nonsense. She bragged about her e-celebrity boyfriend Phil numerous times.

I don't buy the grooming stuff. Phil was likely an incel before Leanna, and this cute girl is showing interest in him. Of course, he was going to do whatever to get her to be with him. Similar to many of these Youtubers, content creators that get caught trying to fuck younger girls... I don't think there's initially foul intent. These are ugly losers enjoying whatever they can get and their fame opens doors they never had before, and it's usually going to be young girls watching their stuff.

 

[shalashaska]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW

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[Michael Janke]

Phil was likely an incel before Leanna, and this cute girl is showing interest in him. Of course, he was going to do whatever to get her to be with him.

yes, exactly.
he also never really had much sex with her if leanna is to be believed.
who grooms a girl to not have sex with them?
doesn't make any sense.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

I did nothing wrong.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Thanks for taking one for the team! How was it?

 

[Kosher Dill]

we did stuff

A night with Venus, a lifetime with Mercury.

 

[shalashaska]

Thanks for taking one for the team! How was it?

Terrible lol. Jenna is a deeply broken person with compounded traumas. She is such an off-putting person that I couldn't, say, finish what I started. She's homeless living in an abandoned van. I seriously don't think she could ever hold down a job, the state would have to deem her unfit to work.

She mentioned she and Kat were separated after they were taken away from their fuck up of a mom (who was also molested). That's maybe how she ended up like this, while Kat, with all her flaws, at least appears normal.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Godspeed you fucking degen

Time to get tested

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW

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This is incredible.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This is incredible.

As usual everybody else in the goutsphere is more interesting/entertaining than Phil.

Pig ups to the writers for throwing in this development in a sideplot most of us though had hit a dead end.

 

[Agent Proper]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW

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You poor fucking soul. We should set up a victim fund for you and the kid in the porn flick. You are going to need some kind of drugs, and for the love of all things holy I hope you used a rubber (glove).

 

[Fren]

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate

I hope you used more than one condom, but I tip my hat to you. What was she willing to do? How degen could you go?

 

[shalashaska]

Ofc I used a glove, I'm not Derich (whose name I used as an alias lol).

Let's just say I know why that guy had to use a fake dick. Jenna is just so weird, she instantly deflates the balloon. Like it's just so uncomfortable being around her, that's it's hard to get..what's the word...hard.

You poor fucking soul. We should set up a victim fund for you and the kid in the porn flick. You are going to need some kind of drugs, and for the love of all things holy I hope you used a rubber (glove)

 

[Agent Proper]

Ofc I used a glove, I'm not Derich (whose name I used as an alias lol).

Let's just say I know why that guy had to use a fake dick. Jenna is just so weird, she instantly deflates the balloon. Like it's just so uncomfortable being around her, that's it's hard to get..what's the word...hard.

Did you cry afterwards? It is okay we understand we all make poor life choices.

 

[Space Cooter]

There are few people willing to bang a lolcows insane homeless balding sister in law for the entertainment of strangers.

Those few are true heroes. Or completely insane retards. I suppose the line becomes quite blurred.

 

[shalashaska]

Ofc I used a glove, I'm not Derich (whose name I used as an alias lol).

Let's just say I know why that guy had to use a fake dick. Jenna is just so weird, she instantly deflates the balloon. Like it's just so uncomfortable being around her, that's it's hard to get..what's the word...hard.

You poor fucking soul. We should set up a victim fund for you and the kid in the porn flick. You are going to need some kind of drugs, and for the love of all things holy I hope you used a rubber (glove)

Did you cry afterwards? It is okay we understand we all make poor life choices.

My life's been tough, it really has...*crocodile tears*

But seriously it was pretty hard not to feel bad for her, with all she has *seemingly* been through. I was legit sad for her when I left.

I hope you used more than one condom, but I tip my hat to you. What was she willing to do? How degen could you go?

Not much. I wanted to recreate the ending scene from that classic porno film "Officer Sanders", but alas I failed. Only doggy, no greek, and honestly idk why you would want anything else.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did you get to talk to her dad, or was the Ouija board not in her hobo backpack?

 

[Space Cooter]

Ofc I used a glove, I'm not Derich (whose name I used as an alias lol).

Let's just say I know why that guy had to use a fake dick. Jenna is just so weird, she instantly deflates the balloon. Like it's just so uncomfortable being around her, that's it's hard to get..what's the word...hard.



My life's been tough, it really has...*crocodile tears*

But seriously it was pretty hard not to feel bad for her, with all she has *seemingly* been through. I was legit sad for her when I left.


Not much. I wanted to recreate the ending scene from that classic porno film "Officer Sanders", but alas I failed. Only doggy, no greek, and honestly idk why you would want anything else.

Can I ask what the cost of your adventure was? Did you have to buy her food too? (I hope it was Burger King)

 

[shalashaska]

Did you get to talk to her dad, or was the Ouija board not in her hobo backpack?

Nah but she did reference her dead daad, which I couldn't help but chuckle at. "The only person that checks me is my daddy and he dead" or something like that lol

Can I ask what the cost of your adventure was? Did you have to buy her food too? (I hope it was Burger King)

Let's just say I spent less than OIC spends on Phil in a day. She got fed, but I got her a pack of little caesers breadsticks with marinara sauce. You can't make this shit up, that is what she requested lol