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Imagine all the pent up sexual energy that's been building up inside him over the past 2 years. Chris's is about to embark upon The Fuck Quest 2 Electric Boogaloo.
Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody
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I do wonder what fantasy he's going to spout out once he gets back online. I have doubts its going to be some "merge shit" though. This period of his life has had way more impact on his psyche than the Idea Guys ever have.
The merge might be real after all, because it's following the plot pretty well rn
Well... This place kinda feel empty without him, so...
Hasn't Chris been using HRT? At this point, his navy is dead.
And sonichu sayeth “When father is free, the heavens rain down with protein and Orange Fant@“
BPD Gunt Rider
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I'd like to assume Chris wouldn't be, but I've seen some fucked up very potentially dangerous people stuck with vulnerable mentally ill people in housing and psych ward settings. And Chris can easily come across as a harmless dolt.
A nice young transgender man called my grandmothers nursing home and said he could use the power of the Holy Spirit to “soul bond” with her to heal her dementia and all I had to do was pay his bond.
Jesus really does love me.
Jesus really does love me.
Irkek
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coincidentally, i was re-reading the wiki yesterday and wondering if this was going to be the end of the sagas and he was just going to rot in jail/tard house for the forseeable future
this is pretty surprising. As much as i hope for further entertainment for the years to come, i can't help but be worried for everyone that's going to be involved with chris and chris himself after the whole idea guys arc. It's basically the goiana incident, except instead of radiation killing a whole town it's autism
autism and 2 years worth of sexual frustration. Can you imagine the warden having to enter chris' cell? truly, imagine the smelle
this is pretty surprising. As much as i hope for further entertainment for the years to come, i can't help but be worried for everyone that's going to be involved with chris and chris himself after the whole idea guys arc. It's basically the goiana incident, except instead of radiation killing a whole town it's autism
autism and 2 years worth of sexual frustration. Can you imagine the warden having to enter chris' cell? truly, imagine the smelle
Rosco Le Poulet
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When will this all end?
I can see a Little Dark Age edit that starts with this image and spins into a montage of classic Chris.
Hopkinsville Goblin
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Chris would have too much trouble navigating the passport process. With all the documents I needed to get a passport, I suppose the CWCki would be a valuable resource for him.
Can we move past the bond payment? No bond amount was ever set. Chris was held without bail. We've had almost two years for everyone to absorb this information. This is like continuing to call the jail a prison or speculating about cell mates while having a Velma-level understanding of the justice system.
VineLink revised Chris's status to Released by Court Order. There is no indication that anyone spent any money to get Chris out of jail. Probably someone picked the wrong option in a drop down menu and fixed it a few hours later.
BillTheButcher
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This is nuts. I'd like to think there is a plan in place. Is it farfetched to think that he has a court order to stay off the internet for x amount of time? They sealed the case for his connection with the internet obviously, so I don't see how they let him out with nothing stopping him from going straight back to the place that got him to this point of craziness.
Also, I don't see how they release him without a residence/shelter listed. He clearly has been ostracized from the family, and can't see barb. I don't assume the state of Virginia is inclined to give a shit, but I can see the lawyer making sure shit is in place so he doesn't have to go through with Chris's bullshit again, or anytime soon. If I had a bunch of a-logs calling my office phone asking about ian brandon anderson, I'd put him in a shack out in the Appalachia, and make sure he has his court dates taped to the wall.
That being said, it's already been, what, 8 hours since his release? If he was going to run straight to the interwebz, he would have done it already. That gives me hope that he is being handled to the point he won't go out raping grandma's anytime soon. Could he technically be in a halfway house? Is that even how that works?
Also, I don't see how they release him without a residence/shelter listed. He clearly has been ostracized from the family, and can't see barb. I don't assume the state of Virginia is inclined to give a shit, but I can see the lawyer making sure shit is in place so he doesn't have to go through with Chris's bullshit again, or anytime soon. If I had a bunch of a-logs calling my office phone asking about ian brandon anderson, I'd put him in a shack out in the Appalachia, and make sure he has his court dates taped to the wall.
That being said, it's already been, what, 8 hours since his release? If he was going to run straight to the interwebz, he would have done it already. That gives me hope that he is being handled to the point he won't go out raping grandma's anytime soon. Could he technically be in a halfway house? Is that even how that works?
Ralph better watch out, Chris might be coming back to reclaim the demons that made Rage Pig their new host.
I mean what device does he have? Assuming he has any money, it's still gonna take time to make new accounts and get a phone or cheapo laptop working.
So it would be Chris who's the one getting violated? If that's the case, it's gone full circle for him: from molesting his mother to getting molested himself. If this does happen, I hope Chris can finally learn something.
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