Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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If Nick were rich and had servants they'd have to call him Master Bate. AUGH YEAH
 
The Dude said:
If Nick were rich and had servants they'd have to call him Master Bate. AUGH YEAH

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That's what he was hoping for in adopting the name. His actual last name is "Stoutzenberger."
 
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So why is he known as "Bate", anyway? Looking at his ED article, its clearly not his actual surname, it just seems to inspire a few smirks for those with dirty minds. :pickle:
 
TrippinKahlua said:
So why is he known as "Bate", anyway? Looking at his ED article, its clearly not his actual surname, it just seems to inspire a few smirks for those with dirty minds. :pickle:
You figured out the answer. He calls himself Nick Bate.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
So why is he known as "Bate", anyway? Looking at his ED article, its clearly not his actual surname, it just seems to inspire a few smirks for those with dirty minds. :pickle:

Because he's a moron.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
So why is he known as "Bate", anyway? Looking at his ED article, its clearly not his actual surname, it just seems to inspire a few smirks for those with dirty minds. :pickle:

His family is probably okay with sharing one less thing with him.
 
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Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 3h

I need to record audio of explosive diarrhea, rig it to play remotely, hide it somewhere, hit the button and scare the fuck oot of peeps

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate Jan 13

My cat started peeing on my desk and it keeps getting on my paperwork. I wish he'd stop.

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate Jan 13

I will repeatedly penetrate the anus and rectum of Anna Nickel, who will be my wife soon, on a daily basis. She will enjoy it.

Some of Nick's recent stupidity.
 
Hunger Mythos said:
Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 3h

I need to record audio of explosive diarrhea, rig it to play remotely, hide it somewhere, hit the button and scare the fuck oot of peeps

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate Jan 13

My cat started peeing on my desk and it keeps getting on my paperwork. I wish he'd stop.

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate Jan 13

I will repeatedly penetrate the anus and rectum of Anna Nickel, who will be my wife soon, on a daily basis. She will enjoy it.

Some of Nick's recent stupidity.

Nick is a fucking disgusting creep. It's a good thing that he's such a pussy that he can't even get a cat off his desk, not even when it's whizzing on everything.
 
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As creepy and disgusting as Nick Bate's tweets are, they don't seem to violate Twitter's terms of service. I'm sure enough people have tried to report him though.
 
Ziltoid said:
As creepy and disgusting as Nick Bate's tweets are, they don't seem to violate Twitter's terms of service. I'm sure enough people have tried to report him though.

Yeah, I don't really come in here often. Nick Bate just scares the shit out of me. Maybe that's the intention, to scare the literal shit out of people. More "lube," if you can call it that, for all of his sick masturbatory fantasies. :briefs:

I'm sorry guys, I don't know if I'm getting out of line, but I'm pretty sure what I said isn't untrue. :heart-empty:
 
Black Sonichu said:
Ziltoid said:
As creepy and disgusting as Nick Bate's tweets are, they don't seem to violate Twitter's terms of service. I'm sure enough people have tried to report him though.

Yeah, I don't really come in here often. Nick Bate just scares the shit out of me. Maybe that's the intention, to scare the literal shit out of people. More "lube," if you can call it that, for all of his sick masturbatory fantasies. :briefs:

I'm sorry guys, I don't know if I'm getting out of line, but I'm pretty sure what I said isn't untrue. :heart-empty:

Not at all. Most of the lolcows here--including Chris--I really don't wish any ill towards. I just want them to be able to function normally.

But Nick Bate . . . well, he's a different story. I think it would be best for all parties if he were involuntarily committed.
 
He has a new livejournal:
Hello new accoont

January 18th, 16:48

Hey nudists (I can say it, YOU can't; it's like the "N" word). Hoo long's it been since I last updated? I think like two years. People always ask me why I haven't posted in so long and I tell them "because it's too hard to type on a tablet, yo". My source of Internet for the past several months has been using B-mum's portable wifi box thing with my tablet when we work at her store at the same time every two oot of three weekends. But I have a new laptop finally so I'm doing an LJ entry.

Major crap happened since I last posted on LJ. My b-grandmother whom I was living with got dementia, so my aunt wanted to get me oot of her hoose. She made me move into one of her apartments and got me a case worker to set me up with welfare and programs and stuff. So I ended up with SSI, food stamps, therapy, a psychiatrist (turns oot they're different), medical insurance, a medicinal doctor and a really frustrating bus that takes me to therapy a couple hoors before the appointment actually starts unless they forget to add me into the system in which case they don't take me at all. And I'm in this pretty cool group thing where we go on field trips to like... well we've gone to Hershey Park, the Farm Show in Harrisburgh, I dunno, lots of places. We either do a field trip or stay at HQ and have like an educational lesson. I try to attend the ones aboot cooking 'cause I like cooking 'cause I'm stereotypically feminine. It's a lot like my fourth period class back in high school really.

Anna still hates me. And I still don't know why. Sometimes I kinda wanna try dating someone else but then other times I flake. There's actually this one girl I know irl who's pretty cute but I don't know if she'd be interested in me (and why would she BE-- I suck), I don't even know anything aboot her, I still can't really talk to people, I have no money or transportation with which to go on dates, I don't actually know what one is supposed to DO on dates, all my eccentricities would probably scare her off anyway, et cetera. So nothing'll probably pan oot there. I'll wait for Anna to stop hating me, I guess. Sometimes it's fun to have pipe dreams though. Also I'd like to have a girlfriend by August because of this one thing August is the National Month of that I won't say here because normies might be reading this.

http://last.fm/user/NickBate - In addition to LJ, I also use Last.fm again noo that I got this new laptop. For those unfamiliar, it tracks what music you listen to and coonts what songs/bands you listen to most and stuff. Tip: for me it's mostly They Might Be Giants.

Nick L. Nickel, signing off. Remember kiddies, there's an infinite number of parallel universes, but none of them contain Kentucky.
 
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There's actually this one girl I know irl who's pretty cute but I don't know if she'd be interested in me (and why would she BE-- I suck) I don't even know anything aboot her, I still can't really talk to people, I have no money or transportation with which to go on dates, I don't actually know what one is supposed to DO on dates, all my eccentricities would probably scare her off anyway, et cetera.

Oh, good, he has some self-awareness after all!

I'll wait for Anna to stop hating me, I guess

...Never mind.

Also I'd like to have a girlfriend by August because of this one thing August is the National Month of that I won't say here because normies might be reading this.

Wizard!

Remember kiddies, there's an infinite number of parallel universes, but none of them contain Kentucky.

Lol, random-access humour!
 
I'll wait for Anna to stop hating me, I guess
Pro tip for all you gentlemen out there. If a girl hates you, you most likely will never be together in a relationship, even if you became a good person in their eyes, you'll end up close acquaintances at best.
Nick needs to get over Anna, among other things.
 
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