Containment Random Chris Updates -

Subconcious Offense

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Definitely. Her endorsement of his begging is one of the stupidest things she's done as his mother. Normalizing that behavior in him is a bad idea, because Chris is a guy who had no problem sitting around in public with an attraction sign, and it's not far between that and holding up a sign begging for donations on a street corner. She should've at least pushed him to get a part-time job instead, but I guess Chris being more independent would be counter-productive for her.

I wonder if Barb will start pushing Chris to beg IRL. All it takes should be one success and Barb will be alerted to its viability.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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I wonder if Barb will start pushing Chris to beg IRL. All it takes should be one success and Barb will be alerted to its viability.

Nope, I think Barb realizes putting your autistic adult son out on the street panhandling is a good way to get the local social service agencies investigating her and the hoard. She's ok with the internet stuff because she doesn't think it connects to reality, but doing something IRL locally that can attract attention would endanger her hoard and getting Chris's tugboat. If Chris gets put in a group home they get the tugboat and Barb is shit out of luck.
 

nvrwastetree

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Is Chris just twitter stalking everyone who contributes to Planet Dolan now? What is his end game? Why do we not know more about his habits of watching shitty Youtube top 10 videos?

His endgame is marrying doopy and having her "give the birth" to his daughter, crystal. That or trying to get Dolan himself to take notice of him so he can be on the show as well...Which of course would be hilarious.
 

Orkeosaurus

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His endgame is marrying doopy and having her "give the birth" to his daughter, crystal. That or trying to get Dolan himself to take notice of him so he can be on the show as well...Which of course would be hilarious.
And of course his avatar would be a beautiful blue haired waifu with hetero chromic eyes, unless he insists on his ugly troon Skylanders avatar.
 

The American Hedgehog

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Trilby

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nvrwastetree

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It rips off frappuccinos and Fanta, but it's ok because it's a parody.

But if it ends up with the color blue anywhere in or on it, I sure hope whatever Starbucks employee who commited this atrocity has good health insurance, knows a good lawyer, and prepares to be pepper sprayed in the face because Mr. Entitlement didn't like the outcome.
 

Slowinthemind

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It's kind of ironic seeing Chris give this advice given how he gave up on Sonichu. Especially since he still acts like CWCville is real and may still think fictional characters are real.
He has just given up drawing Sonichu, we know he has advanced the story because he announced the Alakazam death squads and the fact he is no longer mayor.
 
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