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Slowinthemind

Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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m0rnutz

Not a furry
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The comments are what made this great.

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Tennis-Ball-Tony

Coolest cracker in the box
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I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.

Don't forget back when he had Magi-chan scan everyone's minds for homosexual behavior and if found, the CWC goon squad would show up and haul them off to a kangaroo court where they'd be fined heavily.

Even his retcon is pretty bad, stating that Magi-chan will only go into their minds at his request, and that the homos have equal relationship rights, but gay marriage is still illegal in CWCville.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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I don't understand the emojis... Cake and a cat? What does that have to do with anything?

(Yes, yes, :autism:. But still.)

I think it may be Chris's :autism:, but what he probably is trying to say through emoji and be one of the cool kids by doing so, is either "have my cake and eat it too", "I want to turn sorbet into a cake", or "I want sorbet to watch me take a shit in a cake".
 

Trilby

Sorry, but not sorry!
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I love how his paradise is roamed by psychics reading peoples mind ready to flay those that wrong Chris, it is little nuggets of gold that remind me of classic fatty. He bitches about Trump being mean but in his own psycho world he jails people for 10 years for smoking and he did not allow the women in CWCville to vote.
The Alakazam crew is new to me, but it doesn't surprise me Chris needs to add in more pointless figures to suit his Stasi-like operation.

Don't forget back when he had Magi-chan scan everyone's minds for homosexual behavior and if found, the CWC goon squad would show up and haul them off to a kangaroo court where they'd be fined heavily.

Even his retcon is pretty bad, stating that Magi-chan will only go into their minds at his request, and that the homos have equal relationship rights, but gay marriage is still illegal in CWCville.
Lot of backpedling there.

I think it may be Chris's :autism:, but what he probably is trying to say through emoji and be one of the cool kids by doing so, is either "have my cake and eat it too", "I want to turn sorbet into a cake", or "I want sorbet to watch me take a shit in a cake".
The "have my cake and eat it too" was probably what Chris had in mind, but couldn't find a better emoji for something laughing than that cat to use.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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I'll always be partial to this Jenner-esque quote from the unclit 2.0 saga. Jeez, Chris becomes so smug when dispensing advice
"As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you."
 
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