Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Gav01]

XD

Chris, you marvelously clueless hypocrite!!!
http://www.eonline.com/de/shows/i_a...ues-calls-hillary-clinton-a-f-king-liar-watch

 

[JULAY]

Someone on Facebook posted a photo of him hanging out with his dad at a restaurant called Royal Oaks (in Ohio). Most comments are either about the restaurant or complimenting him on the photo.

Chris tried to relate to the conversation by bringing up cartoon characters, even citing the episode they appeared in.

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I'm sure whoever's profile he's shitting up really appreciates a 35 year old sexually confused fat autist talking about children's TV shows in a vain attempt at seeming like a normal human being.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Or, you know, the fact that until about a week or so ago Jenner was against same-sex marriage and "didn't get it". Actually said something like, "Marriage, to me, is a man and a woman. I just don't get same-sex marriage". The Ellen Show refused to let Jenner on the show and that's what it took for Jenner to tweet something to the effect of "My friends have explained same sex marriage to me."

That pretty much describes Chris and the homomen to a T. First he hated them, then got into LGBT, and still hated them. It took his "friends" to convince him not to hate them, but no doubt, still doesn't like gay men.

I'm fairly certain he had that mentality that same-sex marriage was okay for ladies to do, as well.

But in reality, I think the only reason he supports Caitlyn is because she's been all over the media as a high profile trans person that Chris feels confident enough to have an opinion on.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"My friends have explained same sex marriage to me."

Sounds exactly something OPL would say. Like OPL, I doubt Jenner understands same-sex marriage or women, he's just posturing so people will be his book full of lies.

Like OPL, in his book, he claimed to be uncomfortable pre-transition, with his body, during sex, yet he has 6 kids and always took his shirt off to expose his hideous old man chest before he was "Caitlyn".

 

[Slowinthemind]

Sounds exactly something OPL would say. Like OPL, I doubt Jenner understands same-sex marriage or women, he's just posturing so people will be his book full of lies.

Like OPL, in his book, he claimed to be uncomfortable pre-transition, with his body, during sex, yet he has 6 kids and always took his shirt off to expose his hideous old man chest before he was "Caitlyn".

This is like Chris claiming to hate his duck but he was real fast to start using it in that latest sex moves video.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

This is like Chris claiming to hate his duck but he was real fast to start using it in that latest sex moves video.

Obviously all lesbians love bent ducks

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Wow, a reference to a mostly forgotten, cancelled show.

You go, Christine.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So Chris is willing to vote for a pro Trump Republican just cuz a clickbait site told him to?
Classic Chris.

Chris would drive to Cleveland again if the internet told him to.

Wow, a reference to a mostly forgotten, cancelled show.

You go, Christine.

If he hadn't cured himself, I'd strongly suggest that autism prompted that.

 

[Erubetie]

Wow, a reference to a mostly forgotten, cancelled show.

You go, Christine.

The real question is, is he still a fan of The American Rabbit and Filmation's Ghostbusters?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

First half of the property tax for 14 BC is $607, due on June 5th. He'll be begging for money around that time. He really shouldn't have pissed and burned $750 on Skylanders.

 

[CWCissey]

First half of the property tax for 14 BC is $607, due on June 5th. He'll be begging for money around that time. He really shouldn't have pissed and burned $750 on Skylanders.

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Chris isn't that stupid remember.

 

[gamer2014]

Sonichu Frappuccino = Yellow with some navy syrup.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

First half of the property tax for 14 BC is $607, due on June 5th. He'll be begging for money around that time. He really shouldn't have pissed and burned $750 on Skylanders.

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Barb will just take it out of Chris' hide and force him to beg afterward, for posterity.
She's become like his pimp in that regard. Chris got a small taste of life on the street, and then, Barb got him hooked on the life.

 

[Antipathy]

Barb will just take it out of Chris' hide and force him to beg afterward, for posterity.
She's become like his pimp in that regard. Chris got a small taste of life on the street, and then, Barb got him hooked on the life.

I think Barb will be dead by June 5th. I'll probably be wrong, but still.

 

[The Dude]

He kinda looks like Hooves in that no eyebrow photo.

Except Chris actually makes SOME effort to appear feminine, unlike Phil/ADF. They're both worthless, lazy men playing make believe, but Phil is actually lazier than Chris in regards to playing she-male.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Cole is now begging for money
He gets $23 a month, $1 less than Chris
Cole's Patreon - Support the Financole Crisis https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey

"If you've been to my website...you know there's nothing else on the internet like it."

Has he even seen zombocom

"ColeSmithey.com is your guide to what to see and what to avoid at the movies, as well as a window into all aspects of global cinema, classic movies, music, culture, politics, poster art, DVDs, VOD, and news."

Yes, Cole, tell me about DVDs. I'm high as shit and time traveled to 1998. Explain to me digital fucking video discs. Tell me about the fucking layers, Cole.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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Nobody knows what Chris is trying to say. He might as well insert random tism like: I dressed up like a pwny, then my mudder said "gief me monies".

Over the years his social skills is deteriorating like mad. Currently he is inferior to a toddler.

 

[WildPurugly]

Chris is a huge source of his own problems, but it is disgusting how Barb uses his money and then makes him beg for more. Asking for part of the SSDI as rent is more than reasonable, but expecting your autistic son to pay for your own financial irresponsibility is out and out shitty parenting.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is a huge source of his own problems, but it is disgusting how Barb uses his money and then makes him beg for more. Asking for part of the SSDI as rent is more than reasonable, but expecting your autistic son to pay for your own financial irresponsibility is out and out shitty parenting.

Definitely. Her endorsement of his begging is one of the stupidest things she's done as his mother. Normalizing that behavior in him is a bad idea, because Chris is a guy who had no problem sitting around in public with an attraction sign, and it's not far between that and holding up a sign begging for donations on a street corner. She should've at least pushed him to get a part-time job instead, but I guess Chris being more independent would be counter-productive for her.

I wonder how much of her debts Barb could pay with her own tugboat - there's the mortgage, and the payment plans for two debt cases that went to court, and there's probably more creditors. It's a problem, because if she can't afford those, they could easily end up with liens on the house and a potential foreclosure, so she uses Chris's tugboat.

I like the irony of how April turned out. This time, Chris was financially irresponsible when he wasted the totem sale money and needed Barb's help to afford to ship the damn thing.