Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The American Hedgehog]

I think it's funny that the transgender article is about challenging stereotypes, but everything Chris does is based off a broad stereotype.

According to BuzzFeed India, the focus of the campaign was to challenge the idea that trans folks are “only sex workers and beggars.”

Meanwhile, Chris is Stephanie Bustcakes and has spent much of this year begging.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Damn, Chris is getting his ass handed to him, I think a lot more people are now seeing through his BS.

It's blatantly obvious that due to the metal problems, Chris is actually too dumb to have a solid gender identity. Because of that, those people are literally assuming his gender based on how he looks. They have become what they hate thanks to Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's blatantly obvious that due to the metal problems, Chris is actually too dumb to have a solid gender identity. Because of that, those people are literally assuming his gender based on how he looks. They have become what they hate thanks to Chris.

Well, Chris still looks and acts like a grossly unchauvinistic stereotypical male trying to act like a woman, except he is trying to project all those ideals onto himself because no woman will let him project them onto her. I can understand how people can get upset, especially with Chris being homophobic and misandrist a few months ago. Even when he is not trying to, Chris manages to be offensive to so many groups in one single swoop.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Well, Chris still looks and acts like a grossly unchauvinistic stereotypical male trying to act like a woman, except he is trying to project all those ideals onto himself because no woman will let him project them onto her. I can understand how people can get upset, especially with Chris being homophobic and misandrist a few months ago. Even when he is not trying to, Chris manages to be offensive to so many groups in one single swoop.

That's on Chris, but they are responsible for their own behavior. When the entire movement is circled around accepting whatever anybody identifies himself as, "no matter what," but these people refuse to have the same courtesy for Chris, then they have become hypocrites. Marvin has said many times that Chris genuinely thinks he is trans.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That's on Chris, but they are responsible for their own behavior. When the entire movement is circled around accepting whatever anybody identifies himself as, "no matter what," but these people refuse to have the same courtesy for Chris, then they have become hypocrites. Marvin has said many times that Chris genuinely thinks he is trans.

I agree with that, I touched on this before, but I think Chris awakens a primal urge in people to snuff out and oppress any social or genetic threat to the group. People are hypocrites, at the same time, if you measured people on a nuanced level of hypocrisy when compared to Chris...Chris wins every time. Like Marvin said, Chris is more motivated by the stick than the carrot, and that is exactly what Chris is getting.

 

[nvrwastetree]

With that many minifigures, he can recreate ALL of Manchester high school, including the bullies who threw pennies at him!

Wait, people threw pennies at Chris in high school? I wonder if he picked them up...come to think of it, he probably did

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Wait, people threw pennies at Chris in high school? I wonder if he picked them up...come to think of it, he probably did

He did, and according to him it makes him the winner.

 

[Hyperion]

Wait, people threw pennies at Chris in high school? I wonder if he picked them up...come to think of it, he probably did

It's weird, we had a sped we threw pennies at too.

He did, and according to him it makes him the winner.

Yeah they think bending over to pick up 12 cents is worth the shame

 

[DragoonSierra]

It's blatantly obvious that due to the metal problems, Chris is actually too dumb to have a solid gender identity. Because of that, those people are literally assuming his gender based on how he looks. They have become what they hate thanks to Chris.

Chris was never metal

 

[ON 190]

It's weird, we had a sped we threw pennies at too.

Copper is to speds like silver is to werewolves.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris was never metal

He is a Juggalo though.

Spoiler: Downs with the Clown

 

[ZehnBoat]

Wait, people threw pennies at Chris in high school? I wonder if he picked them up...come to think of it, he probably did

people have been wasting money on chris since forever it seems

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Flareon]

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Poor Chris can totally relate to stress from work, taking care of his wife and child, not having enough time to do things.. oh, wait

 

[Trilby]

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These ones are better!

 

[Ophelia]

Chris was never metal

He did cut a hole in his ass. That's a certain kind of metal.

 

[Gav01]

Poor Chris can totally relate to stress from work, taking care of his wife and child, not having enough time to do things.. oh, wait

Of course Chris would find an animated short older than Barb to reference how he always feels. Despite the issues in the film not at all being relatable to him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

These ones are better!

Even if mental health were a cool new trend that all the girls were doing, I doubt Chris would jump on it. The mental health trend would not fulfill his psychological needs, which include completely denying reality.

Of course Chris would find an animated short older than Barb to reference how he always feels. Despite the issues in the film not at all being relatable to him.

"Ladies, I can relate to you with your feminine ways, gestures, and whatnot" At this point, Chris thinks he can relate to so many things that are socially advantageous, that it's scary.

You suck at being passive aggressive Watermelon, it's probably the autism.

Also, lol @Chris for being stressed over doing absolutely nothing. I think Chris would have been a lot less stressed if this person had asked him to sing Britney Spear's entire debut album while reenacting all the music videos released from it.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

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I liked that old short movie. Thanks, Chris! I would have never heard of that if it weren't for him.

He might be able to relate to it because of being paranoid of trolls, though. I wonder if he wished he could be that stag deer. He probably caught the part 'stress in competing for a mate' too. Poor Chris. He knows he was never that alpha buck.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

He is a Juggalo though.

Spoiler: Downs with the Clown

Those videos remind me of the last video of Bjork's stalker before he shot himself.