Containment Random Chris Updates -

King Kong... with wings?

6 inches long and feeling pretty fierce
kiwifarms.net
It's blatantly obvious that due to the metal problems, Chris is actually too dumb to have a solid gender identity. Because of that, those people are literally assuming his gender based on how he looks. They have become what they hate thanks to Chris.

There is a thing as being too tolerant you know. When that happens, you get someone who takes a group's cause and completely perverts it.
 

tgg1217

kiwifarms.net
Could not stop laughing when i saw this. Holy fuck. why??
6swZVQg.png
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Chris wants someone to help him buy a Pokemon card from Gamestop.

View attachment 128877
Wow...
Facepalm
No Tact
Just Begging, probably from people that don't even know him on that much of a friendly level.

Has Chris commented on anything else? I wish he would do more Lizzy the Lezzy comments.

As if he'll ever use it.
He will probably just grease it all up, let the dogs sniff it and sell it on Ebay as "True and Honest" evidence that he was socializing at the con.
It's so weird, sometimes you think Chris is alright, he understands enough to get by, and then you're just dumbfounded when he dusts everything with autism flakes.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Wait! Chris is allowed at Gamestop again?
I think Chris is begging for stuff since they told that younger girl that they had an extra card for her. With Chris' lack of self-awareness, he probably thinks that he now has cute girl privilege. I don't I'd ever think I'd flirt that skirt, even if I was into that sort of thing.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
A good way to relieve stress that might work for Chris is that he spends a bit of time - say ten minutes - making a medallion out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. Then, when it's set, spend, say, twenty minutes painting it. Then, once it's dry, put it in a box and send it to the person who ordered it three months ago. This will almost certainly remove one of the sources of stress.
 

Grandma Yolo

because probability
kiwifarms.net
A good way to relieve stress that might work for Chris is that he spends a bit of time - say ten minutes - making a medallion out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic. [..] This will almost certainly remove one of the sources of stress.

Now that's a nice theory. If we could add a daily job, healthy nutrition and some therapy sessions along with a thorough garbage removal in his house, things would turn out very stress-relieving.

But sadly we all know which way that train is going.
 
Top