The Tenth Annual Julays Lolcow Awards, 2024 - They've given us ten years of laughter and horror. The least we can do is honor them.

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Who should become Lolcow of the Year?

  • Nick Rekieta / Rekieta Law

    Votes: 2,656 61.8%
  • Austin Curtis Peterson / Bossmanjack

    Votes: 832 19.4%
  • Christopher "Ava Kris" Tyson

    Votes: 287 6.7%
  • Steven Bonnell II / Destiny

    Votes: 522 12.1%

  • Total voters
    4,297
This year wasn't as difficult for me to pick as last year.

Lolcow of the Year
Nick Rekieta / Rekieta Law

Best Animal Control Lolcow
Million Pity

(Congrats to everyone's work in that thread, you are very much celebrated and appreciated)

Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow
Joshua "Jessica" Routhier / Poppy Diabolique

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award
Ian Veldaz Felton / AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed

Best Lolcow Media
"The Cokestream" - Nick Rekieta

I would have voted for Destiny's dick sucking video because it broke the site, but the Cokestream has brought me so much laughter even after repeated watches I cannot in good conscience place my vote with it.
 
Best Animal Control Lolcow: Million Pity (hard to read, but helping make the world a little better)
Put to Pasture: Coach Red Pill
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Tunnel Girl (diggy hole, diggy diggy hole)
Best Lolcow Media: The Cokestream
(the best reactor to the Cokestream: Null. He may have broke ribs from laughing at AnimeSucksCopesAndSneeds)
 
Breaker of Scales: Anna 0’Brien.
Put to Pasture: Eric Hite. (Man never won anything in life)
OpSecFail: AnimeSucksCopeandSneed.
Media: Cokestream.
 
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Put to Pasture:
Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill
Managed to get himself acked in a slav-on-slav spergout halfway around the world. That's commitment. Godspeed, you sped.

Breaker of Scales:
Anna O'Brien / glitterandlazers
Her downward spiral is picking up 550 lbs of steam.

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award:
Ian Veldez Felton / AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
We all assumed he'd be fat as hell, but look at him. God bless that fart sniffing furry for revealing himself

Best Lolcow Media: "The Cokestream"
 
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: the genetic freak Big Lenny.
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Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Boogie and his twitted tipples.
Best Lolcow Media: The cokestream. I was going to maybe vote DesTINY suckin' a cock but the cokestream lead to a year long circus of legal trouble, batshit narcissistic cope, and horrifying discoveries about Nick's children. The blowjob was just one video.
 
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Lolcow of the Year: Nick Rekieta
Breaker of Scales: Evie
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Liz Fong-Jones
Best Put to Pasture: Coach Red Pill
Lolcow Media: "The Cokestream"
 
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Destiny's bullshit has made him the funnier lolcow to me this year.

However, you kind of can't "beat" the absolute shitshow that has been Nick Rekieta's life this year, so he gets my vote.
The problem with Destiny is outside of his dick sucking video he's overall painfully boring. Like three hour long Israel Palestine debates are not good lolcow content.
 
Lolcow of the Year - Nick Rekieta
Best Main Forum Lolcow - Alyssa Mercante
Best Animal Control Lolcow - Autumn Neville / Puppychan
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow - Lucas Roberts / Keffals

And for those voting for Alyssa Mercante, have a image drawn by this guy. And maybe if you're lucky in the end of 2025, her simp Dave Rivera will be nominated next.
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Good luck, and have a Happy New Year!
 
1. Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Eric Hites / Fat Guy Across America
2. Best Fresh Meat: Ana Victoria "Victor" Markhoff / vvictorman_uel
3. Best Stinkditch/Rat King: Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw
Best Lolcow Media: ADF--"Arrested" in absence of the Poopsquatch bodycams
 
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